collisionwork: (music listening)
2008-01-28 12:27 pm

Oh Dear, Look What They've Done to the Blues

An email from me this morning to two good friends of the musician/music geek variety, with an emphasis on Bowie and music from within that early/mid 70s stylistic form of Rock sometimes known as "Glam" or "Glitter":

Hey guys . . .

Pardon me for just throwing this out to you, but I'm in a very curious zone right now and not getting a straight answer from the intarweb.

What do either of you know about Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel? I've just downloaded the 1975 album

The Psychomodo and am currently downloading the 1974 album The Human Menagerie, and I'm trying to find out more about these albums (and trying to understand why I've never heard of them before), but I keep finding incomplete or outright contradictory info online.

You possibly don't know any more than I'm finding - especially as I keep doing searches while I'm writing this and finding more and stranger-but-interesting dead ends, but just in case you do, I'm really curious.

I first heard of Cockney Rebel when their song "Make Me Smile" was used over the end credits of

Velvet Goldmine - I thought it was a new song written and produced for the movie "in the style of glam," and, I thought, though a good song, not all that well-done as a "period pastiche," as it sounded way too modern in its production and instrumentation. Of course, it was an actual UK hit single from 1975, so . . . so much for my usually-good ear for such things.

Now I just got

Psychomodo and discovered that another song from Velvet Goldmine, sung by the faux-Bowie character as his big farewell, "Tumbling Down," originates on this album. I had thought this was a well-done Aladdin Sane-era Bowie pastiche written specifically for the film, with just the "right" kind of occasionally clunky-but-charming lyric ("Hail to the Monkey/We're having a funky/Reunion . . ."), but no, it's from an actual post-Glam album (don't know if anyone has defined that as a genre, but it seems to have the same relation to Glam as "post-Punk" does to Punk, so it seems right). The original, even more than the film version, REALLY tries to out-Rock-n-Roll-Suicide "Rock n Roll Suicide" in the grand pompousoid rock-Camp department.

The source I'm downloading these from lists Roy Thomas Baker as either producer or arranger (mentions his string arrangements but nothing else), and that would make sonic sense (it sounds a bit like RTB, who would have been producing Queen at this point, doing a

Berlin-era Bob Ezrin). But in looking up credits, there's no mention of this in the credits for these albums, or in RTB's credits (though I discovered that RTB was an engineer on Electric Warrior, didn't know that). Alan Parsons seems to be behind the production for these (and Harley is the singer on one of Parsons' projects, I, Robot). Some other familiar names are in the booth (eg; Geoff Emerick). Notes on the '74 album note that one song is about Marc Bolan, and I see that Harley sings backup on the title track of Dandy in the Underworld.

So my main question I guess is Why haven't I ever heard of this guy and band before? I mean, I know there were plenty of faux-Bowies at the time, and most of them weren't all that good (though I enjoy the one Jobriath track I have), but Harley's a bit more individual and better than that. And he's still working.

Okay, I guess I shouldn't be surprised, as Scott Walker's never really made it across the Atlantic, but I'd HEARD of HIM.

Ah, just skimmed through the '74 album - and it's not nearly as good as the '75 one. The earlier one is a weird mish-mash of the folkier side of T-Rex, with a bit of early Roxy Music (the longer, jammy stuff from the first two albums), and the string arrangement from "Wild-Eyed Boy from Freecloud." With a bit of MOR pop. And one song that has an intro that's not quite the intro of "Running Gun Blues" at double speed, but it's close enough. So maybe this is why I haven't heard of him - he wasn't all that good except on one album and a single or two . . .

Do you anything about Harley/Cockney Rebel of any interest? As mine is piqued, and even his own official site is just kind of annoying and seems to assume you know him and his work well if you're visiting.

Just wondering,

IWH



Okay, I need to listen to Harley/Cockney Rebel some more, in full, now. The brief "skimming" I mention above didn't do him justice. I was about to write a paragraph here about how disappointed I was to hear more of his stuff after liking the first things I'd heard, but now I'm listening to the first album again, and it's better than I'd thought. So . . . I'll listen to both of them in full and see what I think then.

At this point, for some reason, what's coming to me now is that he has the same relationship to "Glam" as Arthur Lee's Love did to late-60s L.A. hippie-rock -- a kind of after-the-fact of the BIG WAVE summation of the "dark/destructive side" of the period that is OF the style without being fully IN the style. Interesting . . .

collisionwork: (Ambersons microphone)
2008-01-25 11:48 pm

Friday Standard Cat and Random Ten Post or So

Berit got on one of her up-all-night schedules, and has rehearsal early tomorrow, so she stayed up as long as she could (29 hours or so straight) until crashing - now I have the nice computer so I can do this, while at the same time fixing up some cat photos in Photoshop, printing out out a copy of the cut-down Harry in Love script, and punching holes in the just-printed-out Magnificent Ambersons script.

Yeah, we made a start-of-several-projects run to Staples today for paper, inkjet cartridges, binders, pens, sharpies, notebooks, mechanical pencils and the other supplies we need at this point in great volume. Also got the car's tires rotated and wheels aligned. Good productive stuff.

Oh, and listening to the random ten for Friday on the iPod (22,680 songs):

1. "Be True To Your School" - The Beach Boys - Greatest Hits
2. "Universal" - Blur - The Great Escape
3. "Mrs. Gillespie's Refrigerator" - Sands - Listen to the Sky: The Complete Recordings 1964-1969
4. "Honest With Me" - Bob Dylan - Love & Theft
5. "Once I Had You" - The Carrie Nations - Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
6. "Are You Happy" - Primitive Radio Gods - Rocket
7. "Pleasant Valley Sunday" - Johnny Dresden - New, Clear Music
8. "Danny Boy" - Johnny Cash - Man In Black 1963-69
9. "Suspiria (Main Title)" - Goblin - The Goblin Collection 1975-1989
10. "A Change Is Gonna Come" - Sam Cooke - Portrait Of A Legend 1951-1964

So two other people have joined in (besides Timothy Reynolds) on Ambersons - Walter Brandes as Uncle Jack and Shelley Ray as Lucy, and I'm reading someone for George on Sunday - I have a good feeling about that, too. Still waiting to hear from the Isabel and Aunt Fanny I've asked. Waiting on asking more people as the rest of the group depends on the casting of these first roles. Have to get the rest of the people on Harry In Love, too - currently have Josephine Cashman, Ken Simon, and Walter Brandes (again), need two others. Have good ideas for one person, nothing at all for the other . . .

Last Merry Mount on Sunday - have the understudy for that, which is great. Seeing Bitch Macbeth tomorrow night (finally!). Then things are pretty open for me to get my shows together.

Though I will be directing the Penny Dreadful episode for March. And Berit will be dealing with Aaron Baker's live sitcom at The Battle Ranch, 3800 Elizabeth, and house managing the several weeks of UTC#61 shows at Walkerspace as well as making props for Edward Einhorn's adaptation of Vonnegut's Cat's Cradle playing in those weeks.

So we'll be busy, no question.

Oh, right, almost forgot . . . cat pictures . . . Hooker ponders (on Berit's foot) . . .
Hooker Ponders

Moni ponders (on the couch) . . .
Moni Ponders

Moni continues to ponder (about the window) while Hooker has come to a decision in his pondering: He wants a belly rub . . .
H&M Relax

collisionwork: (Ambersons microphone)
2008-01-24 02:37 pm

News on the March

Last night, around 2.30 am (so this morning, really, I guess), I finished the script for The Magnificent Ambersons by Orson Welles: A Reconstruction for the Stage. That felt good. Been imagining this project for years now - always figured it would stay an idea or paper project. Glad I have an excuse now (The Film Festival: A Theater Festival) to jump it up into reality.

Magnificent Ambersons - Main Title

When done, I sat back, skimmed it briefly, felt good. Then had a snack and a drink, went over it for editorial niceties and spelling for a half-hour or so.

Magnificent Ambersons - Opening Montage

Then, around 3 am, I sent it out to three of the actors I knew I wanted for the show, who had already expressed a specific interest in doing it.

Magnificent Ambersons - Reading the Letter

I have other actors in mind, but I have to write more explanatory cover letters about the project before I send the script to them.

Magnificent Ambersons - Before the Iris

Went to bed, slept well.

Magnificent Ambersons - In the Garden

Got up, went over the script again, this time listening to Bernard Herrmann's original score in my headphones as I went, timing it out, imagining how the scenes would play with the music. Pretty heartbreaking, actually.

Magnificent Ambersons - Eugene's Speech

I read out the end credits (as Welles does in the film and as I will in the show) several times with the original music cue (unused in the release cut of the film). So beautiful. I had to finally just force myself to stop or I'd have been doing it over and over again all day long.

Magnificent Ambersons - In the Bathroom

I started collecting images from the film from where ever I could find them, as research and just for fun, as I can't watch the film right now, and spent some time cleaning them up in Photoshop.

Magnificent Ambersons - George Waits

(I have a bootleg DVD copy of the Criterion laserdisc on loan from Michael Gardner, but while it plays in The Brick's DVD player, it doesn't like playing in our PS2 or iMac - the two ways we have of watching DVDs at home right now)

Magnificent Ambersons - Sending Eugene Away

Got an email from Timothy McCown Reynolds saying yes to playing Eugene Morgan (the Joseph Cotten part) - if the rehearsals can be worked out and there are no conflicts. Huzzah! One down.

Magnificent Ambersons - Isabel's Deathbed

Kept at work. Got interrupted by Hooker the Cat having one of his epileptic seizures (first one since July, as far as we know). Calmed him down, held him, cleaned up the mess that happens with this. Made sure he was comfy. Went back to work.

Magnificent Ambersons - OW Directs

More emails about to go out. This is exciting. I'm actually going to do this damned thing.

Magnificent Ambersons - original poster by Rockwell

OK. Now I need to find that understudy for a Pagan Reveler that I need for Merry Mount on Sunday . . .

collisionwork: (prisoner)
2008-01-23 10:10 am

Stimulus/Response

Two commenters dropped by recently with a pleasant word or two and I wanted to mention them here rather than just responding in the original comments, where it might get lost - especially as I have quite a bit to say about where these comments led me.

"Richard S.," who posts as "RockRichard" at VetVoice.com thanked me for the plug for his "Open Letter to Bill O'Reilly." I was surprised to get even the very brief thanks from him, as he's serving in Afghanistan now, and I think that between that and creating his excellent posts for VetVoice, he's busy enough without typing a few words to a NYC theatre-related (supposedly) blogger. But I'm honored.

I read several military-related blogs created and written by soldiers and veterans - I feel some kind of duty to do so at this point in time. These are voices not heard from nearly enough right now. My brother returned from Iraq a few months ago - injured, not badly - and I haven't talked with him about his service much, and I'm not sure he wants to. Luckily, he seems to be in fine shape all around and is building a good life for himself here at home now.

Since he was first over there, I've kept AntiWar.com in my blog reader - it's not at all the best site, frankly - most of the info there can be found in better form elsewhere - but it's the only place I found that gives a day-by-day running tally of casualties - injuries and deaths - broken down, soldiers and civilians, U.S.A. and Iraq. A headline with the count comes up in my blogreader every morning, and I make sure to look at it and consider my place in the world, and what I am doing, in the light of those numbers (Yesterday - one U.S. soldier dead and another injured in a vehicular accident/32 Iraqis killed/42 Iraqis wounded). Then, yes, I move on. Because you have to. Right?

VetVoice is a good central place for lots of links to other military blogs and sites. I found it through reading one of my favorites, Army of Dude by Alex Horton, an account of his life in Iraq, and since.

So, I read, and I move on and try to make Art-Things. For while the job of these soldiers is unfortunately sometimes necessary, I like to believe that my job is, too - that even the smallest drop in the bucket of creation is a Good Thing for the species, that the accumulation of these unnecessary things called Artworks actually does Make Us Better. Yes, unnecessary, but ultimately for the good, as sometimes for the good, the soldiers are sometimes necessary.

Sometimes necessary.

And if used (and wasted) when not necessary, it is, of course, a fucking crime.

Which reminds me. I've seen plenty written yesterday and today about the 935 "false statements" (where I'm from, we call those "lies") told by members of the current Administration to get us into war. And it should be noted that this only counts the lies told from 2001-2003 - from 9/11 to Iraq invasion - and none of the others that have come up since then.

Again, a fighting man's opinion of this is worth checking out, and HERE is RockRichard's.

Meanwhile, on the Art-Thing front, Alyssa Simon commented with a pointer to a review of Martin Denton's from nytheatre.com, of the current Broadway production of The 39 Steps, that contains this ego-boosting final paragraph:

For me, there's nothing particularly funny about throwing stones at a work of art, even an admittedly pulpy, pop one such as this film by Hitchcock. There's certainly nothing worth $96.25 (the top ticket price) happening on stage at the American Airlines Theatre. If you'd like to watch too few actors create the illusion of a lot going on, ironically or in all seriousness, check out any number of indie theater offerings available around NYC (works by Ian W. Hill and Frank Cwiklik come immediately to mind). And if you'd like to see The 39 Steps, rent it from Netflix.

And Martin's description of the show does indeed sound like everything wrong with a certain kind of theatre, which matters to me because - as the review alludes - I somewhat specialize at times in that kind of theatre.

What is the point of imitating film on stage? Or if not precisely imitating, in recreating, deconstructing, collaging, ironicizing, etc. films in a theatrical context?

I've done this myself, what, four or five times? Something like that. Maybe more. Which is maybe odd for someone who works in various media and who usually expresses the belief that the best work in most art forms is that work that can be only expressed in that form - theatre should do things that only theatre can do, painting should do things that only painting can do, prose should do things that only prose can do, film should do things that only film can do, etc., etc., ad nauseum.

And as someone working on translating Orson Welles' The Magnificent Ambersons to the stage right now, this could cause some concern. If I hadn't worked most of it out already by this point.

First off, The 39 Steps is a terrible choice for a movie to stage, most immediately for one good reason: It's a good movie (I'll return to my concerns on Ambersons in a bit). What's the point? Nothing is added to it by staging it. Much is reduced. If a film is really good. it's almost certainly cinematic enough that the medium itself is unremovably entwined with its greatness.

On the other hand, just staging bad movies, ironically, deconstructed, musicalized or whatever, is not necessarily a better thing. From all accounts, Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical had nothing going for it besides the concept of the title.

When I was doing my original production of the temperance play Ten Nights in a Bar-Room, I was interested in certain qualities of "bad" acting. The company of my play was supposed to be playing an acting company in a post-civilization future, attempting to recreate What Had Been through the few dramatic texts they had. Unfortunately, they don't have good texts, and they're not good actors. But they're committed. So I showed my cast Ed Wood's Glen or Glenda? as an example of the kind of "bad" acting I was looking for. Tim Cusack put it best when he noted that the actors were giving their all to their roles, as much as any talented actor would, but that they didn't have the actual craft to express themselves properly - "Commitment without talent" is what he called it, and he also noted thoughtfully that Glen or Glenda? was a "rich text."

Yes. And that's the point. Glen or Glenda? is probably a bad movie by most standards (I'm too in love with it to tell anymore), but it is a Rich Text. Debbie Does Dallas is not only a bad movie, it's an uninteresting one, not even a very good porno, with a catchy title that sold it, and it is very definitely Not A Rich Text. I staged Glen or Glenda? eventually as part of the EdFest that Frank Cwiklik, Michele Schlossberg and I put together in 2000, and dammit if the film wasn't somehow illuminated in a new light by being put into three dimensions in a tiny theatre. As did all of the Ed Wood scripts we adapted for that festival.

I always wanted to stage the Patrick Swayze film Road House for fun - another Rich Text - but got beaten to it by Tim Haskell. From many accounts, it worked. Other cheesy films, Not Rich Texts, have fared less well. You see them come and go in the OOB listings.

Most of the time, my filmic explorations in theatre have taken the form of a kind of collage, or as I prefer, collision (hence the name of my company) of two or more seemingly unrelated works.

David LM Mcintyre says he wants a nickel every time I use the word "collision" since he first defined us, jokingly, as the leaders of the movement "New Collisionism" back in '91 or so - after a dinner at the Cedar Tavern and a lot of Guinness, it wasn't a joke anymore. It started when David and I collided Disney's The Jungle Book with Coppola's Apocalypse Now and made Even the Jungle. Since then, I've gone back to the form many times, with variations (collide dialogue from 165 films noir with quotes from the Bush Administration, you get World Gone Wrong). Leaving film out of it, collide H.P. Lovecraft with Winsor McCay you get At the Mountains of Slumberland.

Done right, the collision, like a car accident, twists and turns the original and opens up new surfaces, new textures, that were there all the time but that you couldn't see until they were violently wrenched into new forms.

So, what to do with staging Ambersons which is 1) not only a good movie, even in studio-mangled form, but a great one; 2) a rich text; 3) intensely cinematic in a way that seems inseparable from its greatness? Why do this, and what do I hope to do?

Well . . . okay. It's a problem. The main reason for doing it, really, is because I want to see the story in the way that Welles intended to tell it, with the dialogue, scenes, and music that were supposed to be there (and I want others to see it, too). That I can do. What I can't do is recreate his shots, compositions, and editing - all crucial to Welles. So, I'm just reconstructing the story the way Welles wanted it, not the film itself. So I'm immediately pulling back from the cinematic aspects and finding the elements that will not only work, but may be illuminated through staging. Next, I can't recreate anything like the opulence of Welles' settings, and even token gestures that way would be, at most, a halfway measure. So do what theatre does well - abstract it all. Instead of matte paintings, we have shadow puppets. Instead of period automobiles, we have a pile of boxes. Pull it further back from film, and into what not only works but is best in a small black box theatre.

And gradually, it all comes clear. I'm seeing it more and more, and I think this will be a damned fine piece of theatre. It still might be "doing well what ought not to be done at all," as a lot of film and theatre seems to me, but, well, we'll never have the Welles film the way he wanted, and I want to see this. I wrote out a list of 14 actors I'd like in the cast last night (with two others - I'm going to have to look for a Major Amberson and pick another from the pool of the actors I love). I think I'll be finishing my playscript of it by this evening, and then I'll send it out to the people I'd like in it and see what they think.

Enough. Sorry to prattle on, but that's how it goes on here. Either I have too much to say or nothing. or both at the same time, perhaps.

Finally, for pure WTF? enjoyment stimulus, a couple videos. The first showed up on the WFMU blog this morning, headlined "Lou Reed vs. Pavarotti." It's an excerpt from one of the Pavarotti and Friends charity concerts that I missed posting when the big man died. Want an odd mix of voices? Try this (I'm disappointed that Luciano doesn't join in on the second song here, "Walk on the Wild Side" - that may have made my head explode - in a good way):


And since when did "Perfect Day" become, like, the top Lou Reed song? I mean, it's nice and all, but why this one? (was it used in Trainspotting and some other movie or something?)

It's like going to a Bowie concert in the last few years and realizing that his most popular song is going to wind up being "Changes." I mean, yeah, sure, fine song, but the one DB's going to be remembered for? (the other top Bowie songs, judging from crowd response, are "Ziggy Stardust" and "Fame") In any case, the BBC did an all-star version of this Reed song that winds up being charming through some of the unlikely faces/voices that show up in it:


Enjoy.

collisionwork: (music listening)
2008-01-22 02:28 pm

When We All Wang Chunged Our Own Bad Selves

OK. This meme I got from [livejournal.com profile] queencallipygos was too fun and disturbing for a music geek like me to pass up:

Go to this convenient compilation site right here http://longboredsurfer.com/charts.php and find the five years you were in high school. For each year, admit to the song that was your favorite at the time, then decide which one you now generally consider to be the best song on the list. Lastly, pick the year's worst song, snarking optional. (I’m adding a category: A song that’s not necessarily your favorite or you hated; more like a guilty-pleasure, “Oh, that’s so typically [insert year here]!”)

So join me then, as we return to that fine fine superfine time in the history of popular musics and aftershocks that be known as The Early-to-Mid-Eighties. Won't you? Thank you.

1982

I generally was still listening to my parents' "old" Beatles and Stones albums primarily. And comedy records, musical theatre albums, movie soundtracks, and other geeky things. I had also started to listen a bit to Talking Heads, Laurie Anderson, Philip Glass, and other NYC things that had been going on since the mid-70s. Pop of the time didn't make much of an impression, and from that year's top 100, I can see why. Couldn't talk to girls. Very "in-my-head."

FAVORITE THEN: Joan Jett & The Blackhearts - "I Love Rock N' Roll" / J. Geils Band - "Centerfold"
FAVORITE NOW: Willie Nelson - "Always on My Mind / The Go-Gos -"We Got the Beat" / The Cars -"Shake It Up"
WORST (AS SEEN NOW): Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder - "Ebony and Ivory" / Christopher Cross -"Arthur's Theme"
"THAT'S SO 1982:" Buckner & Garcia - "Pac-Man Fever"

1983

Went away to the Northfield Mount Hermon School. Made the immediate conscious decision to be more gregarious. Wanted to meet girls. Went to lots of dances. Was thought a good dancer, enjoyed myself a lot. Looking back, I see this was actually a pretty damned good year to be 15 and hitting the dance floor. Started buying 12" single dance mixes. Spent lots of time with very cute and insecure sci-fi/fantasy/gaming geek girls.

FAVORITE THEN: Eurythmics - "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) / David Bowie - "Let's Dance" / Stray Cats - "(She's) Sexy & 17" / Golden Earring - "Twilight Zone"
FAVORITE NOW: Eurythmics - "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) / Prince - "Little Red Corvette" / Jackson Browne - "Lawyers in Love" / Toni Basil - "Mickey"
WORST (AS SEEN NOW): Journey - "Faithfully" / Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney - "This Girl Is Mine"
"THAT'S SO 1983:" Men Without Hats - "The Safety Dance" / Greg Kihn Band - "Jeopardy"

1984

Stopped going to dances so much. Started meeting girls through various creative pursuits. I think the music suddenly sucking mightily might have had something to do with it, too. Was also getting more into proto-punk, post-punk, new wave, and hardcore (oddly, actual punk punk would have to wait until college and my education from roommate/best friend/Crash-Course Guitar Hero, Johnny Dresden). Started hanging out with goth and punk girls (oh, I sighed so much over that trenchcoated punk girl with doe eyes like a Jaime Hernandez drawing, who played every kind of saxophone there is and her hair was perfect). Didn't listen to most of what was out there in the "real" world. I seem to have not missed much.

FAVORITE THEN: Prince - "When Doves Cry" and "Let's Go Crazy" / Nena - "99 Luftballons" / Cyndi Lauper - "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" / Yes - "Owner of a Lonely Heart"
FAVORITE NOW: Prince - "When Doves Cry" and "Let's Go Crazy" / Eurythmics - "Here Comes the Rain Again" / The Go-Gos - "Head Over Heels"
WORST (AS SEEN NOW): Steve Perry - "Oh Sherrie" / Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson - "Say Say Say" / Ray Parker Jr. - "Ghostbusters"
"THAT'S SO 1984:" Rockwell - "Somebody's Watching Me" / Quiet Riot - "Cum On Feel the Noize"

1985

Stopped being very gregarious. Theatre, writing short stories and poetry, and photography took over my life. Spent all my time in Silverthorne Theatre, at my desk, in the darkroom, or hanging with a female friend in one of the dorm smokers (back when a prep school like this had a room in every dorm where the 15-18-year-old students could go smoke whenever they wanted, with parental permission), or wandering the dark woods around campus. Mooned over a number of different girls I didn't think would give me the time of day - years later, discovered to my horror than more than a few of them were doing the same about me (idiot! idiot! IDIOT!). The school year 1984-1985 is an odd blur in my memory, with almost no specifics, unusual for me (and I wasn't doing drugs, though everyone around me was). Started a radio show on WNMH, first called "Transintercontinental Doormat," then, when I briefly teamed with my late friend William Hill McCarter, it was "The Ian W. Hill McCarter Show," then finally "Ugly Radio." Played a wild mix of classic rock, no wave, show tunes, spoken word, minimalism, and lots of Frank Zappa and Firesign Theatre. Nothing you would have heard on the radio otherwise. Got picked for the school's Performing Dance company, one of the coolest cliques (the only really cool one in the creative arts) at the place - and it also counted as a varsity sport, so I didn't have to keep doing things I hated to fulfill a sports requirement. In retrospect, had a lot of friends; wouldn't have thought so at the time.

FAVORITE THEN: Dire Straits - "Money for Nothing" / Prince & The Revolution - "Raspberry Beret"
FAVORITE NOW: Bruce Springsteen - "I'm On Fire" / Don Henley - "The Boys of Summer" / 'Til Tuesday - "Voices Carry"
WORST (AS SEEN NOW): Harold Faltermeyer - "Axel F" / U.S.A. for Africa - "We Are the World" / Starship - "We Built This City"
"THAT'S SO 1985:" Murray Head - "One Night in Bangkok" / a-Ha - "Take On Me"

1986

More theatre. More radio. More writing. More confidence. Got a varsity letter in Dance (yes, really). Slowly discovered that I - who saw myself as the dirty, nasty, ugly, unpopular outsider artist - was actually quite a popular and liked guy. Had no idea how to deal with this, so didn't (still can't - I enter almost every situation assuming everyone dislikes me and I have to find a way to please them). Hung more with hippie girls, discovered what Berit calls my "fetish" for strong, athletic-bodied, plain-speaking, dirty-blonde New England girls. Girlfriends since have had at least three of these qualities, go figure (just realized that). Went away to college in NYC, and everything exploded wonderfully in color, and light, and noise, and movement. A good time to be 18 in NYC.

FAVORITE THEN: Peter Gabriel - "Sledgehammer" / Prince & The Revolution - "Kiss"
FAVORITE NOW: Pet Shop Boys - "West End Girls" / Prince & The Revolution - "Kiss"
WORST (AS SEEN NOW): Paul McCartney - "Spies Like Us" / Dionne & Friends - "That's What Friends Are For"
"THAT'S SO 1986:" Falco - "Rock Me Amadeus" / Eddie Murphy - "Party All the Time"

Hmmmn. More than I intended to share. These lists brought back a whole lot in an odd Proustian rush. Music will do that - at least it does it to me.

Which gives me a link to some silly photos from the Rock Band party B & I went to over at Daniel and Sally McKleinfeld's last night . . .

Berit, as much as she tries to deny it, is the star guitarist/bassist of any fake group she's in . . .
Rock Band Party - Berit Rocks Out

And there was a pretty strong lineup for the fake band "Barbary Coast," with Sally & Daniel McKleinfeld, David Polenberg, and Berit on vocals (she's VERY accurate, but she can sing only either in an operatic soprano or like Grace Slick) - here seen figuring out what song to try next . . .
Rock Band Party - Barbary Coast rests

We all switched out on instruments from song to song, so I was allowed to try the drums when I could play them on "Easy" without negatively effecting game play . . .
Rock Band Party - I & B

But I sometimes wound up having to keep up above my skill level, and there were intense periods of sweat and concentration (here with Jenny Tavis, David, and Sally acting as groupie) . . .
Rock Band Party - Jenny, Ian, David, & Sally

Sometime we gotta see if we can do this on the big BIG screen at The Brick . . .

collisionwork: (kwizatz hadarach)
2008-01-21 11:15 am

The Sleeper Must Awaken

And a joyous MLK Day to you all.

It's being pretty well covered in the blogosphere in any case, but rather than quote or embed any part of the "I Have a Dream" speech (time, familiarity, and the beauty of MLK's voice and cadences have worn off its prickly edges more than they should), I instead recommend reading the transcript of his "Beyond Vietnam" speech, from April 4, 1967, Riverside Church, NYC -- reprinted in full by Jason Grote at his blog - thanks, Jason, I've never read this in full before, only excerpts.

I also dug this photo from If Charlie Parker Were a Gunslinger . . ., in their continuing "When Legends Gather" series.

I've been saving a few links of interest; time to unload them, I think:

World's Greatest Guitar Amp Name - if I had $5,000 to drop on a guitar amp . . . I probably still wouldn't get this because I just couldn't fathom spending that kind of money on a guitar amp, but I'd be glad to know it exists out there . . . and it's probably pretty damned good, actually, given the company's rep and so forth.

Over at VetVoice, RockRichard, an NCO currently serving in Afghanistan, writes "An Open Letter to Bill O'Reilly" regarding Mr. O'Reilly's statement that there are no homeless vets (and his corollary that if there are, they're all addicts and it's their own damned fault).

A nice bit of irony, courtesy of Neatorama. Also, from the same site, a steampunk laptop!

And finally . . . since it turns out I missed this yesterday . . .

Blue Velvet finale

Happy 62nd birthday, David Lynch!

Eraserhead finale

collisionwork: (goya)
2008-01-20 03:14 pm

Regroup! Regroup!

And a day off . . .

Crazy last few days. Got Merry Mount up and running just fine in the Hawthornicopia at Metropolitan Playhouse. Berit made up the maypole for it on Thursday and Friday before we opened Friday evening (so we had it mostly finished for Thursday night's final rehearsal). It became far more elaborate than I had anticipated - B got into it with her usual prop-making fervor and did something quite grand with it. But it did take two afternoons to make rather than one. We spent Thursday working on it at The Brick, toted it to The Battle Ranch for rehearsal, then kept it overnight in Petey Plymouth (I tell you, I don't know if I'll ever be able to not have a vehicle that can carry something 10' long inside it - it comes in really handy). Then we schlepped it over to Metropolitan Playhouse early afternoon Friday, and B went back to work finishing it in their lobby . . .

Merry Mount - Berit Builds a May Pole

(while wearing my 1988 Devo tour shirt - which has been through a lot by now and still holds up!)

We weren't sure if we would need more flowers for the maypole or not, so we didn't get any that morning at the 99-cent store near us that we knew had them. B figured there were places close to the theatre where we could get them if we needed them.

There weren't.

I spent 90 minutes trudging around looking for the fake flowers B needed to finish the maypole (and an hour before that getting the props I had expected to get), finally taking the L train to Williamsburg and getting them there. I was not in a good mood when I returned, and my feet were blistered up pretty good actually (my current shoes seem to be great except for long walks). I was also nervous, as I had expected to have more time to go over my lines -- I had to understudy one of the speaking parts on opening night. So I did what I could with some help supplied by one of the actors in the show, Liz Toft, who works for a certain beverage company . . .

Merry Mount - An Actor/Director Prepares

So, fueled by nerves and Red Bull, I did an acceptable job and the show went well. Went even better last night. Two more to go.

I got home from Friday night's show, sighing, thinking "Thank god I can sleep in tomorrow!" Then I remembered - B & I had to tech the new Penny Dreadful episode the next morning at 9.00 am. Oh, great (B wasn't happy either when I reminded her).

So we got up and did that. I didn't get to see the final performance last night, unfortunately (I was still stuck cleaning up after Merry Mount, but I got to see a semi-runthru at tech, and I got a few nice pictures:

Penny Dreadful 3 - Mister E Checks the House

The Magical Mister E (Clive Dobbs) checks the house before performing "The Great Switcheroo" for the first-(and last-) ever time.

Penny Dreadful 3 - Matt as Leslie

Co-writer Matt Gray as Pinkerton detective Leslie Caldwell, Detective of the Supernatural (as seen in Hearst newspapers!).

Penny Dreadful 3 - Penny & Mister E

Jessica Savage as Penny, magician's assistant, argues with her boss and lover, The Magical Mister E.

Penny Dreadful 3 - Houdini, Viernik, and Caldwell

Harry Houdini (Patrick Pizzolorusso) is consulted by The Amazing Viernik (Fred Backus) and Caldwell in their search for The Magical Mister E (and, tangentially, a vampire).

Penny Dreadful 3 - Jessica as Penny

Jessica Savage as Penny.

Penny Dreadful 3 - Aaron as Bob Ford

Aaron Baker as Bob Ford, Pinkerton agent, apparent time traveler trying to get home, and vampire victim.

Penny Dreadful 3 Penny, Mister E, and Director

Penny and Mister E argue again as director Christiaan Koop takes notes at tech.

I heard it went well last night. I wish I'd been able to light it better - it was okay, but I was really happy with my lighting of the first two episodes, and for this one, as expected, I had to use the lighting plot currently up for Bitch Macbeth, which is great for that show, but not for much else in the radically rearranged Brick at the moment (the seating platforms are gone and a large acting platform is in their place, with the light/sound boards in front of it, and the audience seated in two rows facing each other against the brick walls, with playing area up the middle). I did okay.

If you haven't seen any of the episodes of Penny Dreadful, you can check out the videos and synopses at the link above. It's worth it. I'm looking forward to directing the March episode.

Bitch Macbeth seems to be doing pretty damned well, too - I think the Time Out review helped (as well as nytheatre.com). We were going to see it tonight, but, for various reasons, I think we're going to wait now until next week (hope we can get seats . . .).

I've started doing some research for the graphic design of the postcards for the Gemini CollisionWorks shows coming this year (The Magnificent Ambersons by Orson Welles, Spell, Harry In Love, Invisible Republic) - I want the cards to look like great dust jacket designs from various eras of publishing (Harry should look very 1960s - Catch-22 or Portnoy's Complaint, maybe; Ambersons very 1900s), so I've been reading up on these designs. And as you can see here, Hooker and Moni are helping with the research . . .

H & M Help Do Research

**********

I got a call this morning from my mom to tell me that my uncle John, her brother, had died. I hadn't seen or spoken to Johnny in years, for a number of good reasons, but we were close, he, his late brother David, and I, when I was growing up, and I have many fond memories of those times, all of which are seeming to come back today. So, not a cheery day.

I was more unhappy for my grandfather, who has lost both of his sons and a stepson who was very close to him (two in the past year). I talked to him and his wife, Jennie, for a bit earlier, and they're hanging on, but it's not easy, I'm sure.

I haven't thought very well of my uncle for a long time, but, yes, all those memories are coming back today, and I'm glad that those good times seem a lot more vibrant and real to me now than anything that has happened since.

It's much better that way.

collisionwork: (promo image)
2008-01-18 09:15 am

Merry Mount and Your Normal Friday Ranch Stash

Last night we had some fine fine runthrus of Merry Mount over at The Battle Ranch. We got it down.

Tonight, we open.

So . . .

Four performances only!

Merry Mount

by Trav S.D., based on "The May-Pole of Merry Mount" by Nathaniel Hawthorne

directed by Ian W. Hill

part of Hawthornicopia at Metropolitan Playhouse

with Eric Bailey (except Jan. 18), Irina Belkovskaya, Danny Bowes, Patrick Cann, Michael Criscuolo, Ian W. Hill, Doua Moua, Robert Pinnock, Brandi Robinson, Julia C. Sun, Elizabeth Toft

Friday, Jan. 18 at 7.00 pm; Saturday, Jan. 19 at 10.00 pm; Tuesday, Jan. 22 at 7.00 pm; Sunday, Jan. 27 at 1.00 pm.

at Metropolitan Playhouse, 220 East 4th Street, between Avenues A & B

$18 (AEA members free)

(note - Merry Mount is a 15-minute-long opener for the 50-minute Little Edie and The Marble Faun by David Lally, which you should stay for if you're coming to see the first one . . .)

Berit spent quite some time yesterday at The Brick making up the maypole, which is quite impressive (and its 10-foot height will be even more impressive on the Metropolitan's stage) - I completely forgot to take pictures of it, though I brought the camera, but I will today - there's still some work to do on it before opening.

So, as to this Friday morning's random iPod (22,463 songs) listening:


1. "I've Told Every Little Star" - Linda Scott - Mulholland Drive soundtrack
2. "Gamblin' Blues" - John Hammond - You Can't Judge a Book By It's Cover
3. "Hey Joe (live) - The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Voodoo Child
4. "Lookin' for a Place to Park" - Slim Galliard - Laughing In Rhythm, #2 - Groove Juice Special
5. "All the King's Horses" - Dusty Springfield - Dusty in Memphis (deluxe edition)
6. "Seven Colors" - Smilee - Smilee
7. "Handle With Care" - Traveling Wilburys - Traveling Wilburys, Vol. 1
8. "Kung Fu Girl Versus Robot Man" - The End - The End
9. "You Don't Have to Be a Baby to Cry" - The Caravelles - Best of the Girl Groups
10. "Living in the Past" - ZZ & De Maskers - Nederbeat The B-Sides 4

And as for cat photos, Three Moods of Hooker - goofy . . .
Hooker Is Goofy

. . . stunned . . .
Hooker Is Surprised

and at rest (with friend) . . .
H&M Paws

Ah, well, soon time to get moving - we're going to the theatre early to finish work on the maypole (which will be a fun parking situation, I'm sure) - or rather, B will finish that while I run around for some last prop pieces I still don't have.

And, as I'm understudying a part with lines tonight (I'm otherwise an extra in this), I have to go over my lines. Again and again.

More tomorrow.

collisionwork: (red room)
2008-01-16 10:57 am
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Try To Be Joyful

Tech for Merry Mount in a few hours. Still don't know how I'm dealing with most of the costuming issues, and we open in two days. Well, I'll have to figure it out today and tomorrow, however. I'm trying to let it go and not have a over-the-top panic attack about that, which would be my usual reaction, even though I've done all I can about it right now, and there's nothing else I can do until later today. So, I'm trying, with some success, to just sit back and relax until it's time to go to tech. Listened to The Fugs' song "Try to Be Joyful" several times, and that helped, too. If Tuli and Ed can preach it, I can try and follow it.

Rehearsal for the show went extremely well last night. No problem with any of the acting, and now no problem with the dancing. Staged the maypole dance, and it went together quick, easy, and well. Much faster than expected. Good job from the actors - mostly new people I haven't worked with before, but I hope to some more in the next year. I have to understudy a part on opening night, so I worked that scene with Michael Criscuolo, and found what I should be doing (which is very different from the actor playing the part the rest of the time - we're quite different types).

I'm less concerned about some other things as I was - we have the basic maypole materials, and the props can be acquired easily. Just the damned costumes. If worse comes to worse, I can just forgo the actual "period" style in favor of a somewhat stylized black&white for Puritans/bright colors for Pagans that will do, but I'd like to avoid that. We'll see. I will try to be joyful.

Picture of my main workspace these days, that I wanted to include with the last post (taken just after the conversation there and before making the post), but couldn't load it up just then:
Workspace

And, for no reason than to make me feel better and because we have a surplus of these now, here's a photo of our cats, Still Life with Cats, Basket, Book, and Guitar:
Still Life with Cats, Basket, Book & Guitar

Tech at 2 pm. Wish me luck. I'm going to go spend an hour with the headphones on listening to music that will make me happy. The next song that came up random on iTunes after The Fugs was Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers doing "Dodge Veg-a-matic." Trying to be joyful.

collisionwork: (sign)
2008-01-16 01:23 am

There Will Always be a Geekland

Or: Scene from the Life of a Director/Adaptor

IAN and BERIT at home, in the living room. BERIT is at one computer, playing a videogame. IAN is at another, typing in and adapting the transcript of Orson Welles' original cut of The Magnificent Ambersons into playscript form. He reaches a scene description in the book, and is thinking about how to transfer it into a stage direction, when he reads a footnote on the description. He frowns, and looks back and forth from the footnote to the scene description. Thinks a moment, turns around in his chair towards BERIT.

IAN: Hmmn.

BERIT: What?

IAN: Okay, so there’s an anachronism in Ambersons, and I don’t know whether to keep it in the script. I mean, it’s Welles’ anachronism, and somewhat deliberate.

BERIT: Yeah?

IAN: So there’s this scene where George and Lucy are walking down a street, and they pass a movie theatre where you can see several posters for early films playing there. And there’s an in-joke from Welles. One of the posters is for a Jack Holt western. Jack Holt was a silent movie star, and the father of Tim Holt, who’s walking past playing George Amberson Minifer. Thing is, the scene is supposed to take place in 1905, and none of the films you see the posters for would have been made yet. Actually it’s way too early for movies in those style to be advertised that way at all. One of them definitely wasn’t made until 1910 to 1912 – they mention it it the footnotes of the book here, but they don’t point out the anachronism.

(IAN checks later and also discovers that Jack Holt’s first film was made in 1914)

IAN: Oddly enough, I just found out in that Val Lewton documentary last night that Jack Holt was still around in the ‘40s and wound up appearing in a couple of those Lewton films that were made on the Ambersons set pieces the following few years, the ones that put RKO back in the black after Welles nearly bankrupted them, when they put “Showmanship Not Genius” on their corporate stationary as a "Fuck You" to Welles and brought Lewton in to make cheap horror films that would actually make money. Anyway, it’s Welles’ anachronism, and I’ve been sticking to Welles, even when he makes mistakes or does clumsy stuff, and I’ve always liked the touch of those posters in the scene and wanted to put it in the show . . . so . . . you think I should keep it?

BERIT is thinking – she smiles playfully.

BERIT: I don’t suppose anyone in our cast would be related to a silent movie star . . ?

Beat.

IAN: Oh, yeah.

BERIT: ‘Cause then . . .

IAN: Oh god, right.

If you haven’t realized – since IAN and BERIT think the same way and aren’t having to say it out loud – they’ve decided that the perfect thing would be to have someone in the cast with a silent movie connection, and they would find a poster (preferably anachronistic) for a film with that connection.



BERIT: That would be seriously serving up some extra-nerdy with a side helping of geeksauce.

IAN: Yeah, but if there was I’d have to DO it.

BERIT: Well of COURSE! I mean this whole thing is an exercise in geekery.

IAN is amused by the conversation and starts asking BERIT to repeat some of what she said so he can take it down.



BERIT: I just want to point out that the geeky-ass idea of finding out if anyone in the cast was related to a silent movie star was MY geeky idea.

IAN: Yes, well, I had actually THOUGHT of it before you mentioned it, but I had discarded the possibility as too far-fetched, so I wasn’t even going to bring it up. Now of course I HAVE to.

BERIT: Yeah.

IAN turns back to the script, thinks a moment, then types the stage direction: “GEORGE and LUCY, at this point in their walk, pass a movie theatre – NOTE TO CAST: please let us know if you have any familial connection to anyone who acted in or made silent movies, we’ll want to use posters from those, if possible.”



Wish us luck on that idea . . .

collisionwork: (vile foamy liquids)
2008-01-15 01:13 pm
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So What Kind of Band Is This?

Berit really liked the album-cover-creating meme I participated in BELOW, HERE, where you create a fake band's album cover from images/words found in random web searches.

So, she had to do one herself. As she says, she could do this for fun all day. Well, it would take a while, since she goes through 19,000 fonts or so looking for the "right one" (I just keep hitting the interestingly-named ones until I find a really good one that works).

When we were doing the random generating that went into this, we first thought it was for a Laibach-type band, then Berit decided it was more like Electric Six. Now I don't know.

What kind of band is Frederick Gent School?

Berit's Fake Album Front

Berit's Fake Album Back

B's just said she thinks they wound up more Pixies-ish, but she isn't so sure either.

collisionwork: (Default)
2008-01-15 04:02 am

Hour of the Wolf News

4.00 am, and I'm wide awake. Berit and I have, for some reason, wound up on the opposite schedules this night - usually, I fall asleep somewhere between 11.30 pm - 1.00 am, and she's up until after dawn, then I get up early and she sleeps in late. She conked out at 11.15 tonight, leaving me to my own devices.

Which, tonight, has been sound editing. I went over to Trav S.D.'s tonight to work on the song for Merry Mount with Trav and Robert Pinnock, and it was pretty much decided to not use the song Trav had written for the pagan maypole dance and wedding scene in the show, but instead some modern recordings of Renaissance music that Robert had. Made life easier in some ways (don't have to teach the cast a song), and more complex in others.

The music was on cassette, and I had to pong it over digitally onto the computer first, trying to EQ it to remove the hiss (not very successfully). Then the tracks needed serious editing, so I got into sound editor mode, and as always when cutting sound, hours went by without me noticing - not the world's greatest edit job, but it'll suffice - I had to do things like cut three sections of a 3 minute long track (the beginning, a bit of the middle, and the end) into a single minute-long track, avoiding the sections we didn't want (with cheesier melodies or arrangements). Sometimes the arrangements made it impossible to have a clean edit, and I had to put in a tiny bit of reverb over the slice to melt them into each other a bit - like putting solder over two pieces of metal.

One track I cut down now has to have a fairly elaborate little sound montage layered onto it, but that's going to have to wait until tomorrow - at least I found a website with all the sound clips I needed (basically, a journey through soundbites of the 20th Century that comes to the Colonial Puritans of the play in a vision).

Berit finished typing in Foreman's Harry in Love: A Manic Vaudeville on Sunday, and I made what edits I could (28 pages) and sent it off to the two actors cast so far (besides myself). Also sent the full electronic version to the Ontological for their database and files, which Shannon there appreciated.

I'm just about three-quarters of the way through finishing the Magnificent Ambersons script. I've slowed up as it's gotten really depressing and the main character's become a real shit - a big problem with all versions of this story back to the original novel: you're supposed to like George Amberson Minifer even while he's a jerk, and just want him to "be a better person," but he's SUCH a horrible person through 4/5ths of the story that you have no interest in his redemption by the time it comes. Welles didn't solve this problem in his film, and as I'm recreating his film as best I can, I'll be recreating the problem, too. So it goes.

After the work at Trav's, he, Robert, and I watched a documentary on Val Lewton on TCM that was a good 90-minute overview of his life and work. Made me want to watch some of his films again, but I only have one (The Seventh Victim, my favorite) on tape. Now it's too late to start something up. Or maybe it's something good to drift off to sleep with . . .

collisionwork: (angry cat)
2008-01-13 08:37 pm
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Random Album Meme

Here's the best meme I've seen in a while (coming from [livejournal.com profile] flemco, who finds it "silly," but I dig . . .)

Rules for Making Up Your Fake Band's Album Cover:

1. Your band name is your first hit on Wikipedia's Random Page

2. Your album name is taken from the end of the last quote on this random quotes page.

3. Your album cover is made from the fourth picture on Flickr's Interesting Photos.

Add a Back Cover:

1. Reload Flickr's interesting photos page twice. Use the seventh picture, but desaturate it.

2. Reload the random quotes page. Take the last few words of each quote to make song titles. Use them all.

Which brings me to that big hit album - from that new alt-prog group - that's sweeping the ocean . . .

Fake Album Front

Fake Album Back

So be on the lookout for when Amiret Township Minnesota comes to your town in support of their album Least Likely To Offend (with the college-rock chart-climber, "All Over The Floor")! Next stop, Lawrence, Kansas!

(Aw man, now I feel like I have to actually make up this entire album as some kind of art project or something . . .)

collisionwork: (approval)
2008-01-11 10:05 pm

And I'll See You in the Morning, You're All Dressed in Black and Yellow

As a result of various searches and links off searches for my last post, I found, on a blog by and for fans of Jonathan Richman, a video that surprised, delighted, and embarrassed me.

It is a video of Richman, his current drummer Tommy Larkins, and original Modern Lovers bassist Ernie Brooks performing "Roadrunner" at Joey Ramone's birthday party at Coney Island High in May, 1998:



I am surprised that this video exists. I am delighted because it is a record of one of the most joyous concert experiences I've been at.

Now . . . this is by no means the world's greatest version of "Roadrunner" - a song that, to be sure, exists in no "definitive" version - it's rather perfunctory and under-rehearsed.

(for a beautiful essay on "Roadrunner" and Richman, by Laura Barton of The Guardian, who made a pilgrimage last year to all the Massachusetts sites mentioned in all the many versions of the song, see HERE)

However, on this occasion, the joy was simply in the fact that Richman actually DID this song, one of his early ones he has been very insistent on never doing live, as he says he isn't the angsty 19-year-old he was when he wrote it, and it doesn't speak for him anymore. I'd seen JoJo about three or four times before this, and it had always been a great experience, but I was well aware that I wasn't going to ever hear him do my Favorite Song Of All Time.

But, after doing a couple of songs from the not-yet-released There's Something About Mary, he brought up Ernie Brooks and announced that Joey had asked him to do some of the early songs, and he wouldn't normally, but it was Joey's birthday, so . . . First, they did the classic, "Girlfriend" (or "Girlfren" as it is sometimes known). Then, what you see above happened.

Now, I am embarrassed because I am the loudmouth you can hear screaming "YES!" twice at the top of my lungs during Richman's countdown. I think I was leaping about four feet in the air straight up at the same time, just off camera right.

Well . . . what the hell, it meant a lot to me. Didn't think I'd ever see it. I don't think Joey Ramone did either. I looked back at him, perched over the sound board, during the song, and I swear to god, he was crying in joy. I can't be sure, 'cause of the shades, but he looked like he was crying, but with a big silly grin on his face.

A short time later, Uncle Floyd (the host for the evening) brought out Ronnie Spector, who did two songs from the EP Joey was producing for her (Joey's "She Talks to Rainbows" and Johnny Thunders' "You Can't Put Your Arms Around a Memory") and finished up with, of course, "Be My Baby."

Well, at that point, having heard my two favorite songs of all time performed live by the original singers, I left. I didn't see how the evening could get any better for me, and I was walking on air.

I'm glad there's a record.

collisionwork: (vile foamy liquids)
2008-01-11 08:41 pm

" . . . Nothing More Than the Lost Roses of Her Cheeks."

In a sad bit of news for horror kids who have grown up to be horror geeks, especially ones like me who are fascinated by horror movie hosts who entertained my parents' generation in the decade before I was born (Ghoulardi, Zacherle, etc.), word has come of the death of Maila Nurmi at the age of 86.

Who was Maila Nurmi? Well, she was better known to the world as . . .

Vampira Serves It Up

Vampira



Her own personal website has the dates and a lovely headshot of a non-Vampira-ed Nurmi HERE.

I found out about it from Tim Lucas' lovely post at Video WatchBlog, HERE. He pretty much covers everything important about Vampira (and especially her influence on several generations of "vampire girls," as Jonathan Richman would call them), and what he doesn't cover, he links to.

He doesn't mention her fine work in the Bert I. Gordon film The Magic Sword, not such a great movie (except by Bert I. Gordon standards, by which it's exceptional), but she keeps her end up, and it made for one of the best episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Of course, she will always be best known for her appearance as "The Dead Wife" in Ed Wood's Plan 9 from Outer Space.

She, as a result of her Plan 9 appearance, also in no small part inspired my favorite song by The Damned, "Plan 9 Channel 7," which you can see here in a music video that directly pays homage:


R.I.P.
Vampira's Dry Bier

collisionwork: (angry cat)
2008-01-11 11:14 am

Random Merry Merry Friday Ten and Cat Blogging

Whew. Kept meaning to post in the past week, but just got busy.

Directing Trav S.D.'s Hawthorne adaptation, Merry Mount, for Hawthornicopia has wound up being harder in some ways than anticipated. It's a short show - maybe 13 minutes - and I have a great cast of principals, and we're all set on the "actorial" stuff, if you get my drift (though we went down a wrong path at first - too serious - and had to go back and fix it - add some camp), but around all the acting are things that are necessary to the script that are a bit of a pain. Like period costumes (Colonial Massachusetts). A maypole that must function as a maypole, and also be breakaway (and set up and collapse in a small space without hitting anyone). A pagan song and dance (with 6-8 actors in small, non-speaking roles). Yeah, nice easy stuff.

All of this is pretty much taken care of now, but it wound up eating a lot more time than anticipated (and causing more stress). All good now, except I can never convince myself that all is good, of course, and I go around worrying about things that are either taken care of or I can't do anything about anyway. I'm a schmuck.

When not directing or worrying about Merry Mount, I'm working on things for the June/August shows, primarily the scripts for Harry in Love and The Magnificent Ambersons:
Scripts

To the left is the book with the transcript of Welles' cut of Ambersons, to the right, a copy of Richard Foreman's typescript of Harry in Love. Both are long.

Since Ambersons has to be adapted to a playscript, I'm typing that in and trying to turn it into a functional "play" as I go. Harry just needs to be retyped into an electronic format that can be sent around to actors - and also edited down, as the play is just too damned long, so Berit is handling that. We did the full text in the original production of '99, and it was a boulevard comedy (Murray Schisgal/Bruce Jay Friedman-style) that ran 2 hours 50 minutes PLUS two intermissions (totaling another 15 minutes)! And we weren't poky about it, either. The first thing Richard said to me when he saw it, after thanking me for doing it in the first place and complementing my performance, was that it was too long and I should cut it if I did it again.

So I am. The original typescript is 159 pages long, and I would like to get 35 pages out of it, if I can without damaging it. Which may not be possible. The play is short on plot and long on character/funny lines, with a careful, rising-hysteria rhythm, so at a certain point it's the accumulation of insanity that makes everything work, and cutting too many of the beats to get there will eliminate any reason for the play's existence at all. I've already made my cuts in the first four scenes in my work copy - there's just one more scene in the play that B has to finish typing - and when the whole thing is in, I'll make these first cuts and see where we stand. I have some ideas for the second level of cuts that will pain me, but I can live with. Then I'll see if I can live with a third set of cuts, reaching into the "brutal" level. I want no more than 2 hrs. 15 min. plus one intermission. If possible.

Ambersons is, lengthwise, what it is. We're doing the Welles cut as we can. Probably 2 hrs. 10 min. Maybe a little less. With {sigh} no intermission - we're imitating a movie here; it just wouldn't work.

Meanwhile - back in de iPod - there are now 22,046 songs (hooray for better acceptable compression!), and this is what comes up this morning as I type:

1. "Love of My Life" - The Mothers of Invention - Crusin' with Ruben & The Jets
2. "Merry-Go-Round" - Wallace Collection - Laughing Cavalier
3. "Fiction Romance" - Buzzcocks -Operators Manual
4. "Baby Help Me" - Percy Sledge - Essential Collection
5. "Dirty Love" - Frank Zappa - Overnite Sensation
6. "Little Baby" - The Blue Rondos - Jimmy's Back Pages . . . The Early Years
7. "Whirlpool" - Steve Mancha - Northern Soul: The Cream of 60's Soul
8. "More Than a Feeling" - Boston - Greatest Hits of Boston
9. "The Lighter Side of Dating" - The Monochrome Set - Strange Boutique
10. "T.N.K. (Tomorrow Never Knows)" - 801 - Live

And as for the kitties, Berit and I continue in our attempt to get a really good photo of Moni by holding her, with mixed success:
Moni & Ian Shoulder

Especially as she likes to lick Berit's nose:
Moni & Berit Nose

But she and Hooker have been particularly sweet this week for some reason . . .
Detente

We'll see how long it lasts.

Some other excellent news has come up for Gemini CollisionWorks, but it appears I would have to check the exact language for legal reasons before I make a formal announcement. But maybe a few links would be acceptable . . ?

collisionwork: (music listening)
2008-01-04 01:23 am
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Friday Late or Early Random Ten and Cat Blogging

Sensory overload here.

On one computer (our ancient PC) I'm transcribing Richard Foreman's Harry in Love: A Manic Vaudeville from the xerox of the 1966 original kindly sent to me by Richard and Shannon at the Ontological (thanks, Shannon!) as I couldn't find my old copy, and need to have an electronic copy to work with and cut anyway, and also watching for any emails that come in.

On another (the lovely supercharged iMac), I'm typing this and listening to a Random Ten (softly) so I can get it done, as I won't have another chance the rest of this Friday.

On the TV, a tape of SCTV Network 90 is playing, to help lull Berit, the insomniac, to sleep (currently up, John Candy as "Harry Filth"), mixing with the music in my headphones.

Stimulus is good.

Later, after sleep, a busy day - dropping off an apparently broken scroller unit from The Brick at Big Apple Lights and seeing if I can get a loaner, plugging up a leak at The Brick itself, having the first rehearsal for Merry Mount in the afternoon and a board meeting for Untitled Theater Co. #61 in the evening.

And I want to get another scene from Harry in the computer if I can tomorrow - the play is in three acts, five scenes, each scene around 30 pages long or so, so I'm trying to get one scene in the computer per day, finishing Monday (while also getting as much of the Ambersons script as I can in at the same time).

So, with three screens pointed at me, and the Ian Thomas Band playing on SCTV now, here's what's in the headphones from the iPod:

1. "Humans from Earth" - T-Bone Burnett - Until the End of the World
2. "Two Little Hitlers" - Elvis Costello & The Attractions - Armed Forces
3. "Feel a Groove" - Gear One - So Cold!!! Unearthed 60s Sacramento Garage
4. "War" - Edwin Starr - Hitsville U.S.A., The Motown Singles Collection 1959-1971
5. "Catman (The Rosies Are Coming)" - Yoko Ono - Onobox 2: New York Rock
6. "Hey Señorita" - The Penguins - The Doo Wop Box II vol 1: 1951-1955
7. "To Be Sho' (Hey Logan)" - Annabelle Abraham - Field Recordings Volume 8: Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi (1934-1947)
8. "Rose and the Thorn" - The 13th Floor Elevators - Bull of the Woods
9. "Gone Is the Sad Man" - Timebox - Psychedalia: Rare Blooms from the English Summer of Love
10. "Miserlou" - The Beach Boys - Surfin' USA

And B & I have been going a bit nuts with our new Xmas camera on the kitty photos. Here are my favorite recent ones, all featuring Berit as well - first with Moni . . .
Moni & Berit Shoulder

. . . now with Hooker . . .
Hooker & Berit's Shoulder

. . . and then with the two of them . . .
Couch Cuddle

Back to work - six more pages of Harry to type in, and I wanted to do a printout and preliminary look at what to cut before bed - last time we did the show it ran at about 2 hours, 50 minutes plus 2 intermissions. I'm trying to get it to 2:15 plus one intermission this time. That's about 35 pages of cuts to the 159-page script, which isn't made up of a lot of plot, but plenty of texture, rhythm, and humor. Some of it will be easy, some will be painful and hard.

Whee.

collisionwork: (vile foamy liquids)
2008-01-03 02:16 pm
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The Limits of Censorship

Courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] brooklynite, the Video of the Day, probably week, maybe month:



I've seen the same technique work much the same effect before - someone at WFMU made up a version of John Denver's "Annie's Song" in this fashion - but something about a Muppet makes it even better.

And it just reminds me of the actual newspaper ad I saw once for Sesame Street on Ice (reprinted in National Lampoon, wish I had it handy, it's funnier to see of course) that featured a picture of all the lovable Muppet characters that would be in the show, identified in the caption underneath: Bert, Ernie, Big Bird, the Cookie Monster, Oscar the Grouch, and The Count.

Except they left the "o" out of "Count."

Someone lost their job over that one, you just know it.

collisionwork: (prisoner)
2008-01-03 01:28 am
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The Hell?

So, I lost a day there or something . . . between New Year's and travel, I was a whole day ahead of reality in my head, believing it was Thursday when it was, in fact, Wednesday.

Which is why I referred to Skidoo being on in just over 24 hours when it is just over 48 hours.

At least it made me go and get cat photos ready for a day from now. And I have three to post then, but here's the leftover I didn't have "space" for, showing how Hooker likes to help me when I'm trying to work on scripts at my computer:

Ian Is Hooker's Perch

And, since this is a miscellaneous-kinda post-thing, here's some links of recent that I've enjoyed:

1. In M.I.T.'s Technology Review, John Hockenberry writes about the horror that is today's "infotainment" from his experience at Dateline. Cheery. Yeah. Yeesh.

2. Ellis Weiner at What HE Said clearly and simply lays out the views, statements, tactics, and apparent beliefs of today's right-wing and asks the pertinent question, "The Republicans: Crazy or Nuts?"

3. From the more humorous side of our Hell in a Handbasket Department, Cogitamus appeals to thus both of the political and the geeky persuasion by comparing the GOP Candidates with their villain-analogues from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Enjoy.

collisionwork: (comic)
2008-01-02 10:42 pm

Between One and Three There Is a Two

Oh, lord. Who out there has Turner Classic Movies?

They're showing a movie much-loved by me in a little over 24 hours, one which is not available on video in any legitimate form, and I was hoping to have someone make me a copy of it - being TCM, I'm sure it'll be a beautiful print, shown widescreen.

The film?

Skidoo is coming!

Yes, really.

Mark Evanier, who created the above banner for us Skidoo-heads online as a freak flag to proudly wave, has since noted that technically it's showing on January 5 on the East Coast at 2.00 am, Saturday morning (as opposed to 11 pm for West Coasters - for some reason the TCM website still considers this "Friday the 4th" as opposed to "Saturday the 5th" (their day begins at 6.00 am, it seems)

For more on Skidoo, see HERE.

I saw it years ago at Film Forum expecting to laugh at it rather than with it, as was quite surprised - my friend Sean accurately noted it formed the first part of a very good "trilogy" with Head and 200 Motels.

If you have TCM and the ability and willingness to tape this, please let me know. Please.