Unless You're Me

This item will be of no interest or use to anyone else in the world but me or someone so close to me as the odds of them existing are as near nil as could be.


That is, the subset of the human race that has an obscure surf guitar instrumental handy, and who listens to Tom X. Chao's Peculiar Utterance of the Day.


But if you're that one unlikely person, this is worth it enough to mention. Otherwise, move along, folks.


1. Open and pause Tom's latest PUotD podcast, "I Love Maynard's Wine Gums!"


2. Then go to your iTunes or what have you and begin playing "Bandito" by The Pastel Six. This is available on the collection More Surf Legends (and Rumors).

(or, if you're me, just happen to have this song beginning to play on your iTunes when you open Tom's podcast and forget to turn it off)


3. You will now hear a humorous short monologue by Tom X. Chao accompanied beautifully by a backing track that somehow perfectly complements the piece in rhythm and tone (hopefully the timing is right). Enjoy it.


Thanks for your attention.