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One more video for today, courtesy of a pointer from That Little Round-Headed Boy.

For those who don't know, Murry Wilson, father of three of The Beach Boys and their original manager (until Brian fired him, when Brian was still strong enough to stand up for himself), was an abusive, depressive, child-and-wife-abusing drunk (granted, there is some revisionism going on about this, that Brian, in his own mental illness, severely exaggerated his father's abuse for years in stories and his - ghostwritten - autobiography).

One evening, during the recording session for "Help Me, Rhonda," a drunken Murry showed up at the studio and attempted to "help." Brian let the tape run and kept the microphones open. There's a full 40-minute tape of what went on (and a more listenable 13-minute collection of highlights) at the WFMU blog, if you search.

Sounds like the basis for a humorous film, no?



The film is by Emily Geanacopolis of Boston, MA. Her other videos are available at YouTube HERE, or through her own (really neat) website HERE.


Hmmmn.

Feb. 28th, 2007 12:40 pm
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And hmnnn again.


A link courtesy of Rosmar.


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I bet no one's surprised that you never post your current mood. In fact, I bet most of your friends are so sick of you locking them out of your life that they hate you behind your back. Shame.
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Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man, right?

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More here that I found elsewhere.

First, news on the fine fine superfine way the military is dealing with the scandal at Walter Reed -- making life harder on the men as punishment and telling them to keep their damned yaps shut. Nice. Follow the link.

My brother may return home to Maine this week while I'm visiting. Getting out of the Army has been a hell unto itself probably as bad as being in Iraq. Well, possibly. He wasn't even exactly wounded in "combat," but Army medical malpractice nearly killed him, too (besides the broken leg, a botched tonsillectomy happened as well). I'm interested in what he has to tell me firsthand about his stint. He went into the service as a possible lifetime career choice, but the Army's treatment of him killed that notion.

And on the lighter, more charming side, something that's been working around more than a few blogs, but you may have missed it . . .

. . . anyone else here watch the kids' show Kids Are People Too back in the 70s/80s? I did (as I recall, it was a spinoff of Wonderrama with Bob McAllister, which I always thought was just a local NYC show, but I may have been wrong). I certainly wasn't watching it when Patti Smith made her appearance on the show in 1979. Whoa. Enjoy.




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From today's surfing, here in CollisionWorks North, Portland, ME:


Three lovely items from the Department of Misogyny Department:


1. Lucas Krech has pointed to this review in the Times of Artfuckers. Lucas points out the problems with this review quite elegantly HERE, if they're not obvious enough.


2. Meanwhile, back in the playroom, Mattel is helpfully making a series of "pink, purple, or sparkly" Matchbox-inspired toy cars for girls, with a game called "Race to the Mall."


3. Rape victims in Missouri (and, judging from the comments, in other states, probably) are responsible for paying for their rape kits.


On somewhat of the lighter side . . .


4. Unfortunately, it isn't true itself, only a sharp joke, but someone has taken on the persona of "Truisms" artist Jenny Holtzer, HERE, to rib MoMA director Glenn Lowry about his recent difficulties. UPDATE: Oops. Didn't check the link -- MoMA didn't have much of a sense of humor about this, and took down the eCard "Holtzer" from their site. Some of it is saved and reprinted HERE.


And on much more of the lighter side, how would you most like to be woken up in the morning? Well, if you can't have THAT, wouldn't it be nice to be woken up like this?


5. An alarm clock that speaks to you in the voice of Stephen Fry.


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Gutenberg! the Musical!

written by Scott Brown and Anthony King

directed by Alex Timbers
performed by Jeremy Shamos and David Turner
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
The Actors' Playhouse


I had extremely mixed feelings about seeing Gutenberg! the musical! as part of a "bloggers' night." I had heard great things about it from people I trust -- always the biggest factor in seeing any show -- and I'm a sucker for the "parody musical" genre, but at the same time, I wondered if there was anything really new or interesting that could be done in this style.

After Cannibal! The Musical (and Parker/Stone's brilliant South Park musical parodies, somehow both loving and vicious at the same time, Urinetown (the musical), three (!) different Elephant Man musical parodies (one NYC stage version, one in the film The Tall Guy, and one - the best - by Bruce Kimmel for cable TV, "starring Anthony Newley in the role of his career!"), and many more I've seen from various comedy groups and friends -- my favorites being two ideas from my friend Jim Baker, Philby! and Journey! -- I wasn't sure if there was another original joke in the form.

There may not be anything exactly original in Gutenberg! the Musical! -- I think I've seen a version of almost every joke in the show somewhere else -- but it is a shining example of how much execution counts for, as in, almost everything. I laugh somewhat easily, sure, but I don't lose myself helplessly in loud, unrestrained guffawing too often. I did, quite a bit, at this show.

Other bloggers, and websites, cover the concept well enough. And a very high concept it is. But so much could have gone wrong, and doesn't.

Brown and King's script is pitched at a just-believable level. Too often, in this kind of work, the "show-within-the-show" is so stupid and insipid that there's no way the characters who have to believe in it could unless they are far stupider people than they are presented as being -- somehow, the combination of the characters of Bud and Doug, creators of the eponymous musical, their charming cluelessness, the show they're presenting, and their misguided but infectious belief in the brilliance of what they're doing, is written, played, and directed just so, that it all, insane as it is, seems perfectly plausible.

And yes, besides the script, a lot of the credit goes to the two performers, who are appropriately broad without overplaying. I know other people have played the roles -- I assume beginning with the two authors -- but Shamos and Turner were perfect in the roles, for my money. Turner had a wonderfully wooden presence in the "outside the musical" sections -- his stiff-legged repeated attempt at a "casual" walk across the stage made me laugh every time he did it -- and was terrifically hammy in the musical ones. Shamos is endearingly sincere as Doug, with a great wide-eyed deadpan. Timbers' direction is good and solid while keeping the necessary looseness that the show needs to work at just the right level.

I was especially pleased at how the many running gags were never overdone or milked too far, as almost always happens. I was worried for a moment when the plot point comes up that Doug is gay and Bud is not, and there's just a hint for a moment that Doug has a crush on Bud -- I've seen this gag done before, and never well; it's always overplayed to an offensively obvious and unrealistic level. Here, it's just brought up slightly, enough to be funny, and pretty much dropped, as if Doug once had a crush on Bud, and, realistically, got over it. This holds throughout -- everything just goes the correct amount "too far," never too far "too far."

My one caveat was only important at the start of the show, and dissipated to nonexistent by the end: I loved the "book" (both the "authors' presentation" and the "book of the musical") from the start, but at first I thought the song parodies weren't up to the quality of the rest of the show. I don't know if the song parodies got better as the show went on, or if I was just won over more and more by the show as a whole (I suspect a bit of both), but by the end the parodies seemed so classically "correct" that I was brought to hysteria by the cliche of a key change.

I'm glad my worries were unfounded, and that Gutenberg! the musical! was not only not the disappointment I feared, but far better than I thought I'd have any right to expect. I haven't left a theatre feeling so light and cheered in a very long time. I hope you get a chance to see it.


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Yeah, gotta love those Kiwis.


So down in New Zealand, there's apparently a chain called Hell Pizza. They do all kinds of "edgy" ads and promo schemes based around their name.


They got in some trouble for their most recent billboard campaign, but I have to say it makes me laugh, anyway.


Evil Bastards


More on this can be found HERE.


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Well, still short of new, recent shots of the two.


Curled up, relaxing, heading towards a nap . . .


H&M Chill Out


And . . . there we go . . . out cold . . .


H&M Chill Out Even More


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And another, for you and yours . . .


1. "Reality" - David Bowie - Reality

Recently, mainly in regards to Bowie's hysterically funny appearance on Extras, I've been hearing the "Bowie hasn't done anything good in 20 years" line a lot. I assume this is from people who haven't been paying any attention to him in the last fourteen years. First, if you're going to use the "no good work since [whenever]" line with DB, you might as well go for saying it's been 27 years since he did anything good (Scary Monsters and Super Creeps). Second, though no album or project from 1981 to 1993 is fully up to the quality of what he was putting out from say, 1970-1980, the best of it is as good as anything from his "classic" period, and the worst of it is nowhere as bad as the worst material from that time.

Third, since 1993, the man has recorded some of the best albums he's ever put out, and no one's paying any goddamn attention to them in the USA (I was pleased recently to discover they are at least selling respectably in the UK; I thought they were flopping everywhere). The Buddha of Suburbia, Outside, Earthling, Heathen, and Reality are all excellent albums (there's another album in there, 'hours', which would go fourth on that list, but it isn't all that good, though it's not as bad as it's sometimes made out to be by Bowie fans; the songs on it are much better live). And no one cares.

I saw Bowie live after each of the last two albums, and watched audiences only come alive when he did "Changes," "Fame," and "Ziggy Stardust." "Changes" especially. That's going to be THE SONG that Bowie is remembered for. "Changes." I have almost all of his recorded work in the iTunes and iPod, from "Louie Louie Go Home" to "Bring Me the Disco King" -- 244 songs; I've left out very, very little from his entire career, really -- and you know what songs are among the ones I DON'T have in there? "Changes," "Fame," and "Ziggy Stardust," because they're not all that good and I wanted to leave room for all the better Bowie songs.

Now I didn't like either Earthling or Reality much when I first heard them, but repetition made me "hear them" better -- Berit likes to take credit for the fact that she "got" Reality first, after I had dismissed it as "scattered" and far inferior to Heathen, and it was only her playing it over and over that got me to actually listen to it. Yes, she's right. The songs on Reality, including this title track, tend to jump around and feel at first like parts of several different songs put together. The more you listen to them, the more cohesive they are.

Bowie's still doing great work, and should be paid attention to. I'm still waiting for the next one, anxiously (though he'll probably change direction and break my heart, AGAIN).


2. "Following You" - Pierre Dutour et Son Orchestre - Chappell Dance and Mood Music, volume 9

Late '60s slick, cool library track. Organ, guitar and horns. Big hard frantic drums. Exciting.


3. "King Kong" - Tarantu1a Ghoul & The Gravediggers - Las Vegas Grind! volume 2

Cheesy lounge-band "rock" with a great groove despite itself. Almost an instrumental, but occasional interjections from a female voice (and then calls from the band). "I'm goin' ape!" Good dancing or driving music.


4. "No One Receiving" - Brian Eno - Vocal (box set, originally from Before and After Science)

Isaac Butler recently asked at Parabasis if there was as important figure in post-Beatles rock as Brian Eno.

No, there isn't.

Besides his own solo song albums (this is the first track from the fourth one, from 1977, and sounds like the state-of-the-art in the "avant-garde" rock music of 1982), his influence, not only on the bands he produced himself, but on the music producers who either came up as his engineers and proteges, or who simply learned by example, has affected almost ALL popular music since 1980 or so. Wish he'd keep making song albums himself, though, those are my favorite work of his (his recent Another Day on Earth was okay, with fine moments, but thin altogether).

Here the groove takes over, predating his work with the Heads and David Byrne by a few years, but not sounding that different, and featuring the great vocal stylings of what I think of as "The Brian Eno Chorale" (as Bowie has said, "Brian, he sing all mix down and multi-tracked lik' a lil' girl!"). I noticed recently that Eno also has the BEST bass guitar sounds in all of his work. I don't know what he does, but no one gets the great bass sounds he does. Firm, solid, undistorted, driving without being bossy. Not easy.


5. "Steps in the Dark" - Gert Wilden & Orchestra - I Told You Not To Cry

More soundtrack loveliness. I don't know how many shows I've used this track in. Maybe not as many as I think. Slow, languid, sexy sleaziness, with a few peppy bits. Vibes and alto saxophone.


6. "Carolina in My Mind" - James Taylor - Those Classic Golden Years 07

Once again, the hated James Taylor shows up because I downloaded a comp of pop songs from a certain period that included him, listened to a bit of the song, thought, "Well, this is actually a kind of pretty little pop song," and kept it in the iTunes and iPod.

Well, this is actually a kind of pretty little pop song. His voice does get on my nerves, but the song is pleasant, and the arrangement is good. Nice change up from all the other stuff I have in here.


7. "Just Like a Woman" - Bob Dylan - Blonde on Blonde

Came nicely out of the previous song. Bob during the Great Time. Don't think I have anything to say about those two years of Dylan now except, listen to them.


8. "I Won't Cry" - Little David & The Harps - The Roots of Doo Wop - Savoy Vocal Groups

A histrionic without being quite over-the-top vocal performance enlivens this solid little track. Nothing special about it. Good, but there are dozens and dozens of sides like this.

This is from a comp that's meant to document the transitional period between "Black Vocal Groups" (The Ink Spots, The Mills Brothers) and "Doo Wop." This track is full-on doo wop. Close to actual rock & roll actually, with the drumming going on. Rock & roll drums.


9. "The Day the Devil" - Laurie Anderson - Strange Angels

Anderson's remake of a song she wrote with Peter Gordon for his 1986 album, Innocent, where it was done as more of a straight, slower, blues/gospel number as I remember (Gary Lucas on bottleneck guitar, vocal by Clarence Fountain). I have that on vinyl, and haven't listened to it in 15 years or so, so the memory is fuzzy.

Anderson's remake from 1990 is faster and peppier, lots o'synth, but scores big points for her wonderful distorted vocal as "The Devil" (whose monologue includes references to both Dylan's "Ballad of a Thin Man" and the Spuds McKenzie Budweiser ads) and for the full gospel choir that comes in for the chorus and finale.

I love this album of LA's, right from when she was learning to really, really sing. She's still holding back a bit on the record, but her voice is beautiful (I saw her live at BAM a few months after it came out, and she was vocally cutting loose on some of the album's songs, singing to the rafters, in a way she doesn't on the recording). Where's another great record from her? I've been waiting.


10. "Little Orphan Nannie" - Kaleidoscope - Side Trips

Music designed to make you say, "Man these guys are stoned!" Flagrantly "offbeat," "psychedelic," and "experimental" in a massively self-conscious way (catch the album title), though not quite (JUST not quite) so smug about it as to be annoying or unlistenable. Huge Zappa influences in use of sound effects bridging different song styles in different sections, weird little talking and comments off on the side, and a kind of snide quality to the harmony vocals. Fun, sure.


More work to happen to the car today; have to get out and get to it. Almost everything on it is fixed and working great now, just some "cosmetic" work to happen now (the side sliding door is broken and fastened with tie line to keep it closed).

Glad the car is working, we've got traveling to do. Tonight, off to The Brick to see the two plays by Thomas Bradshaw. Tomorrow, up to Garrison, NY to a gallery opening (paintings by Ivy Dachman, my stepmother). Sunday, up to Portland, ME. Maybe more later today. Don't know about the Friday Cat Blogging. I need new photos. Oh, I can't skip a week of that; I'll find something.

My old friend Vanessa Veselka, whom I've known for 24 years but haven't been in any contact with for the last 9, found me last night through email (via The Brick), and we're back in touch. She has had several wonderful bands over the last 15 years (Bell, The Pinkos, The Red Rose Girls) and now has a MySpace page HERE. Due to dial-up/computer issues, I can't listen to her songs there now, but if you're interested, please do. I'm glad to be in touch with her again. It's good to have friends going back that far (thanks to this blog, I'm back in touch with a friend I've known for nearly 30 years, too). I'm beginning to feel like this intarweb thing actually might bring people together rather than keep them apart . . .


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Mr. George Takei, TV's beloved Sulu from TV's beloved Star Trek, deals here, in a very special PSA, with the homophobic remarks of the NBA's Tim Hardaway, in exactly the manner they deserve:


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Thanks to [profile] diosa_en_disfraand Boing Boing for the link.
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2. Wonder


I love comic strips. I don't get daily papers anymore though, so the only ones I see now are the ones I subscribe to in my blogreader: Doonesbury, Mutts, Get Fuzzy, Dinosaur Comics, For Better or For Worse, Get Your War On, Dykes to Watch Out For, Two Lumps, and Zits. I have a fondness for the many other classic strips I grew up with which, frankly, aren't really that good at all. So The Comics Curmudgeon has been a godsend (I should also mention Joe Mathlete Explains Today's Marmaduke, for a more focused, one-strip approach).

Josh, the Curmudgeon, pulls out those comics that just need to be commented on, and gives it to them. So I only get the small, appropriate dose of such strips as Curtis, B.C., Gil Thorpe, Mary Worth, and Funky Winkerbean, to name just a few (and what the hell HAPPENED to Funky Winkerbean anyway? When I was growing up it was a semi-funny strip about high school kids, now it's a depressing soap opera about a bleak, hopeless world where nothing good can ever happen to anybody!).


One of the most-hated and discussed comics in the comments at The Comics Curmudgeon is Lynn Johnston's For Better or For Worse. I have been reading this comic since its inception, and as a result have become completely caught up in the saga of the Patterson family, who have been aging in real time over the last 30 years or so. I have been so close to this strip, following it so long, that it has only recently become apparent to me how horrible most of the people in it are, and how terrible Johnston's storytelling has become. But I'm trapped. I've been with them since the beginning. I have to follow the lives of the Pattersons, even as they've become a mawkish, sentimental, saintly group in a world of evil outsiders.

I was thinking I might be freed this year, when Johnston announced that she was ending the strip. But she has since changed her mind, and will allow other hands to continue the story, and worse, FAR WORSE, the characters are going to freeze in age where they are now! No, oh god, no no no. I can't stop reading it, and reading it gets more and more painful.

The only way to make it bearable is to decide (as many readers at Curmudgeon have done) that it's become some kind of Mulholland Drive situation, and that at some point Mike Patterson has slipped into a coma, and the events of the strip now are his deranged coma dreams, in which he and his family make all the wrong choices about everything, and yet somehow every keeps turning out better and better for them! Yeah, that works.


The Curmudgeon has also made me a fanatic for the hijinx of those wacky girls in Apartment 3-G, a strip I'd always heard of but never read. This soap-opera strip about three career girls in NYC, with glacial pacing and insane plot twists, has recently gone over the edge.

First, red-headed non-entity Tommie (who has had nothing interesting happen to her in 45 years or so of the strip's existence) sees a friend in an Off- or Off-Off-Broadway show (it's not clear; looks like something in-between), attends the cast party, tries to give an intelligent critique to the show's director, and instead suddenly finds his tongue in her mouth (see my new avatar above) -- yes, this happens all the time in NYC theatre, of course, that's why we do it (Berit notes that usually everyone's drunker first - a few well-placed bubbles around Tommie's head would have made the whole sequence more realistic). She's spent the past week going over this with Apartment 3-G's distaff-Sammy Glick, Margo, demon-goddess with hair the color of her blackened, shriveled soul. Worship the Margo, fools, for she is She Who Must Be Obeyed!

Now, bubble-headed blonde Luann, an aspiring painter who has her first NYC gallery show coming up, has rented a studio so she can work on her art in peace to get it all ready for the show (there are so many things wrong with that sentence I don't even WANT to try and mention them). The room she has rented as her studio once belonged to . . . okay, get this . . . Albert Pinkham Ryder. Yes, really. Don't know who he is? Check the link. Great painter. Eccentric guy. Character in Caleb Carr's sequel to The Alienist, The Angel of Darkness. Always kept a stew pot simmering, 24/7/365, that was all he ate from, into which he just kept throwing stuff. Crumpled up his smokes and other bizarre materials into his paintings. A favorite.

Shortly after she moved in, weird poltergeist activity started happening, and Luann began speaking to "Albert," who would reply by beeping Luann's microwave (ALBERT PINKHAM RYDER is in a comic strip, beeping someone's microwave?! The HELL?!). Maybe he's hoping she'll make him some stew.

Here's today's strip. Mr. Ryder has now manifested to Luann in ectoplasmic form. Either that, or it's President James A. Garfield in the guise of Ryder (I didn't imagine Ryder looking so spiffy, but maybe it's what being on The Other Side does for you). I can't WAIT to see where this goes. I am slightly worried that this will all turn out to be a series of hallucinations brought on by Luann's prolonged exposure to paint and turps fumes, but if we're lucky, Margo will wind up in a face-off with the ghost of A.P. Ryder for possession of the soul of Luann. We won't be lucky.


One of the best comments ever on Apartment 3-G was actually from TV's The Golden Girls, and reported by someone in the comments at Curmudgeon. I've never seen that show, so I have no idea who the characters are, and I'm repeating this from memory, but it was something like:

WOMAN #1: Let me have the paper, I have to keep up with my girls in Apartment 3-G.

WOMAN #2: I haven't read that comic strip since 1962.

WOMAN #1: Oh, you haven't? I'll fill you in. It's later that same afternoon . . .


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4. Disgust


In case you haven't by some chance come across either these original stories, or commentary about them somewhere else, here's a couple of lovely items from The Washington Post on the way our wounded servicemen are being treated by our "SUPPORT THE TROOPS" government when they come home, in PARTS ONE and TWO. Please read them if you don't already know what they're about. I'd say more, but I start to see red and boil over. The articles are disgusting enough and speak for themselves.

My brother David comes home to Maine from the Army this week (day after tomorrow, I believe). He's very lucky that his injury (broken leg) is not something chronic or permanently disabling, given what they're writing about here. Of course he, and all the other soldiers who have been injured in Iraq in "non-combat" ways (he fell through a flight of stairs while on patrol) have not been included in any budget projections in what the VA will need to take care of Iraq/Afghanistan veterans, so the Administration can keep the apparent cost of the War down.

Berit and I will be spending next week up in Maine ourselves, so we'll be able to see him then. Good.



And with some additional commentary, here's Mr. Randy Newman with A Few Words in Defense of Our Country.


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3. Surprise


In looking over the Oscar nominations when they came out, and realizing that I had not seen even one movie nominated in ANY of the categories, it occurred to me that the only movies I had seen in a movie theatre in the past year were Drawing Restraint 9 and INLAND EMPIRE. That's it. Period. Whoa.

Between ticket prices, Netflix, lack of interest in what comes out these days, and theatrical work to take care of, I guess that seeing movies in the theatre (and I've ALWAYS been one for the promotion of actually seeing films on a BIG screen rather than video) has become a hell of a lot less important in my life than it once was. This would sadden me if I didn't have better things to think about.

Which reminds me, more Lynch writing soon -- I have the essay file open in the background constantly while working on other things, so I can drop ideas here and there if they come up. But Hamlet, sorry, Ian W. Hill's Hamlet (gotta get used to that) has needed to take over here for the time being.


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1. EGO


I finished my production draft of Hamlet (for the production I'll be designing/directing in June) on Sunday. It's 92 pages long in the standard script format that I like working in, which isn't bad (I am hoping, HOPING, for a 2-hour 15-minute show, but I'll live if it's up to 2:45 with intermission). I have to send an email out to all the actors I want to keep working with, saying "Who wants to do this, and what part(s) are you interested in?" and see what response I get.

I have Bryan Enk cast as Polonius/Fortinbras, Daniel Kleinfeld as Rosencrantz (and possibly others), me as Hamlet, and that's all that's set right now. There are specific people I have in mind for Osric, Voltimand, and Guildenstern, but the rest is wide open, and I want to read as many people as I can for everything else. As usual, I would rather work with the Gemini CollisionWorks regulars, but I may have to venture outside the group for some of the parts. I don't care all that much about casting "age-appropriate," necessarily -- probably as a result of always being cast myself as "the older person" in every damned show I've done since I was eleven (result of a deep voice and serious demeanor) -- but I'm not sure if any of the group will necessarily want to play my mother and stepfather (hell, Glenn Close was only nine years older than Mel Gibson when they did the parts). I'm trying to play about 15 years younger than I am, so maybe it'll work out with people from the GCW pool.

Ian W. Hill's Hamlet - french scenes excerpt
I'm in the middle of breaking down the script into french scenes now -- taking an internet break from this -- and I'm going to need at least 18 actors for this show. There appear to be two ways to break this down -- either I have 18 actors, all of who have at least one speaking role (many of them not very large) with most having a lot more non-speaking stage time, or 10-11 actors with all the speaking roles, lots of doubling, everyone getting lots of "speaking" stage time, and another 7-8 non-speaking "extras" who I can rotate out performance to performance, if necessary. I'd rather the first plan, of course, but I still have some paranoid worries that I won't be able to get the actors I want for some fo these parts if they "only" have their one or two short scenes (of course, this was how World Gone Wrong worked, though I didn't realize it at all at the time). Well, I'll get the people. I have to finish the breakdown(s) first so I know exactly what doubles I'm trying to cast . . .

I also need to check in with the others at The Brick to be sure everyone's aware that this is happening and that I'm really set with this for the Pretentious Festival in June. It's come up in conversation with Jeff, Hope, and Robert, I think, so I just have to check with Michael, I guess, to be sure we're all a go on this.

The show is also now officially titled Ian W. Hill's Hamlet.

I had considered this some time ago, and discarded the idea, but then Berit had the idea on her own and brought it up, and convinced me to go ahead with it (she's gonna read this and complain, "Oh, sure, blame me!" - no blame, she's right, I just needed a push). This production is, after all, for the Pretentious Festival, and the production is not in fact going to be very pretentious at all (quite the opposite in some ways, though certain kinds of pretension are critiqued in it). The pretension is in me as actor/manager taking on this role and directing it as well, of course. A role nobody else would probably ever cast me in. I'm only able to get up the nerve to do it because of the cover of "The Pretentious Festival" and by thinking of the fine writing Steven Berkoff did in his book I Am Hamlet about directing and playing the role himself -- his point being that ANY actor can play Hamlet, the role is so vast, containing multitudes, that as long as the actor correctly finds and plays THEIR Hamlet, they can't go wrong. This comforts me sometimes.

That said, I'm still planning on losing as much weight as I can for the part (I'm at about 250 lbs. right now, I want to get rid of around 70 lbs. of that or so - probably not going to happen, but I can try), getting rid of the beard and much of my bushy eyebrows, and going blond. I have no idea if this will really matter to the audience one way or another, but it'll matter to me.

Berit has also reminded me that any time I'm asked about what I'm doing next by anyone in the Indie/Off-Off community and I say, "Hamlet," they immediately get that I'll be directing and playing the role and seem honestly excited to see what I'm going to do with it. So within a small community, it's a selling point. Ian W. Hill's Hamlet (by William Shakespeare)

I had also decided anyway that 2007 was to be "The Year of Ego and Self-Promotion" for myself anyway, figuring that if I was to really try to accomplish anything in my art (as in possibly move towards making an actual living with it), I was going to have to unleash my monstrous ego, sell myself, and huckster the work as much as possible and not be ashamed of it. I'm not very good at this -- I have the ego, oh dear, DO I have the ego, but I've worked very hard for years (not always so successfully) to keep it under wraps, as the display of ego in others (even people I respect and admire who deserve to have large egos) nauseates me. Well, this year, I'm going to make myself sick.

(. . . oh god I'm gonna get KILLED for this . . .)


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Hooker had his third weekly checkup after the surgery on his ear, and he's doing very well. Well enough to remove all the sutures and take off the easter bonnet/cone of silence he's been trapped in since the surgery. This happened earlier than expected, so we wound up with no photos of the boy in the device.


Just old photos of him, still with a perfect left ear:


Hooker's Curly Nap


So, the poor guy has a deformed, floppy ear, but it does indeed make him look pretty cute. He'll look better when all the hair grows back. He's happy again, now that he can sleep as he wants, clean himself, and bite Simone. He gets lots of hugs, too, and wants them.


Hugging Floppy Hooker


And last night, he and Moni alternated curling up and napping happily together with vicious fighting. So all is back to normal here. Except they both got used to the treat of eating soft food while he had the cone on, and now they don't want to accept that they won't be getting it again any time soon.


H&M Holding Hands


I didn't get out to ANYTHING I planned to today -- too busy writing and trying to make blog stuff work (some massive tech problems). Berit's off board opping a show now, and I'm having some time relaxing with very loud music, as I like.


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Okay, this has been frustrating.


My intention WAS to tie into the "Lynch Mob" bloglink-a-thon going on over at Vinyl Is Heavy by rewatching ALL of David Lynch's film/video work in chronological order, and jotting down a few notes for six posts this week, one-a-day, Monday through Saturday. Just some notes, what I see, what I feel, what I think, what connections I've made over the years of looking at these things.

Two things got in the way. First, other writing I had to do, as well as personal life silliness. Second, the notes got out of control, as I added synopses and biographical stuff about Lynch that I "needed" to explain the notes, until I wound up with something closer to essays than notes. Also, there were serious problems getting the damned photos in the post and at the right size (please let me know if they come out all farblondjet on your browser -- I'm importing them from a new photo server - my flickr account is full - and they just kept going all haywire).

Whatever, at least I got the first one done before the Blog-a-thon was over -- the rest will show up as soon as I can get them together (probably faster, as less bio and synopsis will be needed in future, I think). Enjoy.



DREAMING OF DAVID LYNCH #1a (of 6): Philadelphia


1. Six Men Getting Sick (1967, aka Six Figures Getting Sick)


All of Lynch’s early (pre-Eraserhead) films are included on the Short Films by David Lynch DVD originally available only from davidlynch.com, now available commercially elsewhere. The original edition came in an 8”-square box with inserts that was an art object in itself (but held the disc in a tight cardboard sleeve just perfect for damaging it), and the films are presented in as good video versions as you could imagine (and probably, with Lynch’s painstaking restoration work, better than any of the film prints out there).

Lynch was a student at the Pennsylvania Academy of Fine Arts when the chance incident of wind moving a painting he was working on in his space at the Academy (a black painting with some very dark green grass) and the sound of some distant music from another student’s studio gave him the desire to see his paintings move.

With the help of his childhood friend Jack Fisk, he created a 6’-square plaster “screen,” featuring three distorted heads, rented a 16mm camera (with single-frame capacity but without reflex viewing), and began animating.

The result is a fifty-second long film that was shown on a loop at a year-end “experimental painting and sculpture” competition at the Academy. For ten minutes of each hour, in the gallery where the student work was being shown, they would turn out the lights and turn on Lynch’s film for several minutes, accompanying it with the sound of a siren on tape. Lynch and Fisk constructed a mechanism out of pieces of three erector sets to take the film loop from the projector up to the ceiling and back down to refeed in.


Six Men Getting Sick 1

We see six heads. The three on the left are three-dimensional – plaster casts of Lynch’s head, two of them looking pained, one – all the way on the left – looks peaceful, asleep, leaning his cheek on a hand. Perhaps this head is dreaming the rest of the work. Or maybe it has a toothache. Three more animated ones are added to the right, abstracted, distorted (one looks like “the Bufferin man”). Frames are drawn around some of the heads. All six heads grow esophagi and stomachs (one grows an actual chest x-ray). Words flash: LOOK. SICK. There is fire. Everything goes red for a moment. The stomachs fill with bile. The figures grow arms that jump around jerkily. Then all the heads vomit.


Six Men Getting Sick 2

Six Men Getting Sick is probably the lightest film in overall visual tone of all Lynch’s work, as it has to be in order to work as a projection on a sculptured surface – so, for a good deal of it, a lot of white space. The animation is fluid (except for the deliberately jerky arms) and precise. As with all of Lynch’s animation in his next few films, it appears he actually animates every single frame – most animation is shot with changes every 2 to 6 frames, for the sake of time, materials, and sanity.

The speed with which things move, change (and sometimes flash for a frame or two) somehow expands the strictly defined world of the frame, the sculpture, into a larger mental space. Some things flash and are barely seen, other things are held and can be looked at clearly, and the timing of which is which seems perfectly right.

The animation stops twice for brief live action shots, one of fire passing under the lens and one in which paint drips down the animation surface, which was obviously tilted or vertical – for years, I’ve been convinced the animation was actually done at a vertical on the sculptured screen itself, as it would be very difficult to make some of the precise lineups between animation and sculpture happen otherwise, but in looking for images for this essay I found stills of the animation without the sculptured elements (and discovered it can also be seen that way in the documentary Pretty as a Picture), so Lynch is, of course, just being amazingly organized and precise as usual.

The video version is, naturally, not really the work. The animation is superimposed on the screen, but also blocks it out at times in ways it wouldn’t as an actual projection. Lynch repeats the film loop six times on the video, with siren noise (the siren sounds like an old recording, so if it isn’t the original one that Lynch used in ‘67, he’s done what he could to simulate it), basically creating it as a new video work, Six Men Getting Sick (Six Times) as it’s now called onscreen. It’s an interesting bridge between Lynch’s paintings and film, as it resembles both, but is not quite either. Though he became interested in film as a means to make his paintings move, he knows that film cannot just be moving paintings, and adjusts his style accordingly. But he still has a ways to go.

Lynch won the competition, but the piece cost $200 to make. This was too much money to spend on one work, as far as he was concerned. He went back to painting.



2. The Alphabet (1968)


The Alphabet 1


Another student at PFA, H. Barton Wasserman, seeing Six Men, and having some money, commissioned Lynch to make a sculpture-film for him – something where the sculpture could hang on the wall and be interesting on its own, but with a flick of a switch, the lights would dim and a film loop would project on the sculpture-screen. He gave Lynch $1,000 to make it. Lynch spent almost half that on buying a used 16mm Bolex camera ($478.28 to be exact - he includes a still of the receipt, which he still has, on the DVD). He intended to make a split-screen film, with two-thirds of it animated, and one-third live action. He shot the film.

The camera was defective. What he got back from the lab was 100’ of smeared colors, with no frame lines. For some reason, he says, he wasn’t depressed about it (how, I don’t know, as I assume he spent an insane amount of focused time and effort on the animation), and Wasserman told Lynch to use the rest of the money to make whatever he wanted as long as he got a print.

Lynch’s wife Peggy had told him of seeing her six-year-old niece thrash about in a nightmare, repeating the alphabet over and over in an agitated manner. This struck a chord with Lynch, who was still in what his then-wife calls his “pre-verbal” phase, using sounds and gestures as much as words in everyday conversation.

From Lynch on Lynch: “Painters don’t have to talk. Every idea was in another language, down, deep inside. I never had to bring it to the surface. So things were pure and, you know, better that way. I didn’t have to justify anything. I could just let it come out. And that’s why talking about things isn’t a totally satisfactory thing . . . It just struck me that learning, instead of being something that’s a happy process, is turned around to being almost like a nightmarish process, so it gives people dreams – bad dreams. So The Alphabet is a little nightmare about the fear connected with learning.”

So he had ideas. Lynch painted the inside of his house (2429 Aspen Street) black to shoot the live action sections, then animated the rest, even tighter and more obsessively than in his previous film.


The Alphabet 2

Children chant “A B C” ominously as the film begins. A male voice sings a song about the alphabet as abstract animation fills the screen gradually with color, the letters of the alphabet emerging in order as part of the composition. There are flashes of a woman’s mouth, once with strange groaning, once saying, “Please remember, you’re dealing with the human form” (almost certainly a quote from one of Lynch’s teachers at PFA). Abstract shapes coming from uppercase letters give birth to lowercase letters, with blood and distorted cries (Lynch’s newborn daughter Jennifer, recorded on a broken reel-to-reel tape deck). Letters jump into the head of a distorted, hermaphoditic figure, which gasps and bleeds from the eyes. A woman’s voice recites “The Alphabet Song” in a childlike voice as Peggy Lynch pixilates around on a bed, reaching for the letters, then vomits blood across the sheets.


The Alphabet is incredibly tight and well-made, and that it was made as a first film by someone teaching himself the technical aspects of filmmaking is incredible, especiaslly when, say, compared to the early contemporaneous films of say, David Cronenberg – whose Transfer (1966) and From the Drain (1967) I was lucky (if that’s the word) enough to see some years ago, and which are amazing in their near-incompetence.

Every beat of Lynch’s film falls naturally into the next, and the rhythms are naturally cinematic in a way it usually takes years to learn. I know at least one person who thinks this is still the high point of all Lynch’s work, and there’s almost a case to be made – it’s pure, effective, without a wasted moment. At the same time, it’s missing one of the most important elements of Lynch’s work since, a dense overlay of sonic elements – the sound is interesting, he’s already thinking about it, but not quite yet where it needs to be, and the film does not quite cohere the same way as his later work, where sound works as the mortar holding the bricks of his images together.

Still, The Alphabet gave Lynch, as he says, “the bug” for filmmaking, and he began writing a script for his next film.


The Alphabet 3


3. The Grandmother (1970)


A friend told Lynch about the American Film Institute in Washington D.C., and their grants for independent filmmakers. All you needed to submit was previous work and a script, and Lynch had both, so he sent them in. Soon after, the first group of grant-winners was announced by AFI, and Lynch was unhappy to discover that they were almost all people far more established in the world of experimental film than he, such as Stan Brakhage and Bruce Connor.

Unknown to him, after The Alphabet was screened at AFI, there was some confusion about what pile to put it in – screened films were put in piles by “category.” When they were done, The Alphabet was in a pile all by itself, so the powers at AFI decided that no matter what they may think about his film, Lynch had to get a grant.

With the money, he made The Grandmother, a complex mix of two-dimensional animation, pixilation of actors, and live action. He painted the inside of his house black again (to make the actors and set pieces the only important things in frame), adding chalk lines here and there to delineate doors and corners, found a cast of friends, neighbors, and co-workers from LaPelle’s Printing (where he worked), and got to work.


The Grandmother 1

In an animated prologue, a brutish, grunting, whining couple produces, through their rubbing, an elegant boy in a suit, who is tormented at their hands. In their home, he repeatedly wets the bed, and is punished for it by his father (though the puddles are bright yellow, it is emotionally and thematically treated more like wet dreams). He finds a bag of seeds in the attic, pours dirt on a bed up there, plants the seed, waters it, and watches as a tree grows from the bed. The tree gives birth, noisily, sloppily, to the Grandmother, a comforting, whistling presence. The boy spends as much time away from his barking parents and with his grandmother as he can, growing closer to her, eventually having (animated) dreams in which he murders his parents and lives with the grandmother in a paradise with pools of yellow liquid. His mind has (as Lynch says) “got putrefied through some bad thinking.” The relationship sours, and the grandmother whistles herself to death. The boy tries to save her, and then to dream her up again as he wants her, but is unable to.


The Grandmother 2


The Grandmother is an advance for Lynch over his previous film in some ways, but a big step back in others. His camerawork, precise and controlled in Alphabet, is too often handheld and rambling here – very “early student film” in a way that The Alphabet is not – it’s interesting to compare Lynch’s early handheld work here to his recent work in INLAND EMPIRE to see just how differently “controlled” apparently uncontrolled camerawork can be. If The Grandmother’s handheld work suggests a voice saying, “Uh, wait, here you go, look, uh, over here – wait a minute, let me set this up for you, just a sec . . . there you go,” then INLAND EMPIRE’s camera says, “Look here . . . now look here . . . watch this while I move . . . over . . . here . . . isn’t that interesting?”

The Grandmother is also frequently boring, a charge often leveled at other films of Lynch’s, perhaps understandably. But while I have been occasionally bored at parts of Lynch’s other films on rewatching them (occasionally), this film is the one that always bores me in a couple of spots – I just want to yell “get ON with it” far more during this 34 minute long film than I ever do during the nearly three-hour INLAND EMPIRE. It is often, as opposed to the perfectly dark levels of The Alphabet and much of his later work, just too damned dark – the final shot of the film, a live-action/animation combo, is almost impossible to read. Things are missed in the murk that should be seen.

But it is here, working for the first time with soundman Alan Splet, who would be his close collaborator for the next 16 years, that Lynch uses a dense soundscape as an integral part of his mise-en-scene, creating the feel that comes to mind when something “Lynchian” is thought of. It’s not as constantly inventive as most of the later work – one particular tone, something like an organ (which also shows up in Eraserhead) is used many times here, almost as a default tone.

The occasional music score by Tractor, a local band, is pleasant, but oddly dated (I don’t know why, can’t put my finger on it, but something in the ambient tone screams “late-60s”). But the voices of the four characters – none of whom speak but make distinctive noises – are beautifully constructed, from the father’s brutal grunts, to the mother’s keening, to the boy’s wounded-bird cries, to the grandmother’s ethereal whistling. It’s not Eraserhead yet, but it’s getting there.

Lynch had applied for a $7,200 grant from AFI to make the film, and had received a $5,000 one. He ran out of money before finishing and asked AFI for the last $2,200 (his budget had been accurate almost to the dollar). One of the heads of AFI came to Philly from Washington D.C. to see what Lynch had done so far, was impressed, approved the extra money, and suggested to Lynch that he should come study at AFI’s new school in L.A.

So in the Summer of 1970, Lynch packed up his car and drove to Los Angeles.


To be continued as soon as I can get it together . . .


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Tyler Green, over at Modern Art Notes, in connection with the recent AIA List of "America's Favorite Architecture," has asked his readers to chime in with their favorites on their blogs and link to him.


Having a special love for architecture, I thought I should join in, but was horrified to discover that when I had to REALLY think of the buildings that mean something to me, my tastes are kinda classic and middle-of-the-road. Oh, well. Also very New York City-centric. Well, I don't get around much, and I limited myself to buildings I've seen in person, of course. Looking at the AIA list now, I see a handful of buildings I SHOULD have thought of, but didn't (the Hotel del Coronado in San Diego, for example), but I'm holding myself to the five buildings (and one interior) that I thought of on my own, without looking anything up, as meaning something special to me.


The Woolworth Building, 1913, Cass Gilbert
Woolworth Building - period

I drive over the Brooklyn Bridge and around through Park Row to the West Side Highway all the time, and every single time I marvel at Gilbert's great skyscraper. Great from a distance, or close up (great details in the lobby, if you can get in and past security in this day and age.


Woolworth Building


The Flatiron (Fuller) Building, Daniel Burnham, 1902
Flatiron Building - period

Still eccentric and distinctive without being self-conscious or ugly. For a moment, when seeing it, I can pretend I'm in a dark NYC drama.


Flatiron Building


The Bradbury Building (interior), George Wyman, 1893
Bradbury Building 2

The one non-NYC place here. Mom and I went to L.A. when I was small, and she hired a limo driver to take us around the city and show us the cool things tourists normally don't see. We started here, before Blade Runner made the place a known location again. I still see the interior in movies and place myself exactly where I was when we saw it.


Bradbury Building 1


MetLife North Building, Harvey Wiley Corbett, 1929
MetLife North Building 2

Not the overrated tower to the south, but the giant mass of the North Building - unfortunately, I can't find a night shot, when the lights make it look like something from DC Comics' Gotham City or Fritz Lang's Metropolis. Walked by it, lit up, ominous, beautiful, in a light mist my first term at NYU in 1986 with my then-girlfriend, and we stopped for some time below it, marvelling at the fact that, jeezus, we were IN NEW YORK.


The Chrysler Building, William Van Alen, 1930
Chrysler Building 1

And again, everything NYC is supposed to be in your dreams.


Chrysler Building 2


Lever House, Gordon Bunshaft, 1952
Lever House - period

And one day I looked at this and something opened in my head and I realized what all these other buildings were SUPPOSED to be, and nearly wept for what might have been.


Lever House


And your faves?
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Part 1a (of 6) of the damn career overview of Lynch is coming shortly; just one more paragraph (in the middle of the thing) to finish.


Too many things to try to do today. Finish three or four posts here, see a reading of my NMH classmate Alex Beech's new play at 3.00 pm, see Trav S.D.'s variety show at Galapogos at 7.00 pm. I just want to stay home and write, but I guess I have to get my ass up and out.


But have to get the regular Friday posts and two others out so . . .


1. “Powerhouse” – The Raymond Scott Project – Powerhouse – Volume 1

Not the greatest comp of Scott’s classic songs (mostly inferior recordings from radio; are there better ones available?), but the only one I have. This, which has come to mean “big machines working” in the Warner Bros. cartoon world, is a particular favorite of mine. In a perfect world, all large machines would play this on an endless loop, as entertainment and a warning.


2. “I Can’t Help Myself (Sugar Pie Honey Bunch)” – The Four Tops – Hitsville U.S.A., The Motown Singles Collection

One of the few Motown singles that immediately gets me over my “Motown is too slick, I prefer Atlantic sides.” There’s so much going on here, in both the vocal and instrumental arrangement. It’s bottomless – just when I think I’ve sussed out why the instruments are that way, I have to deal with the emotion of the vocal.


3. “Louie Louie” – The Kingsmen – The Louie Louie Files

The icon. More important than great, maybe. Sometimes, in the right place and time, under the right combination of substances, still great. There’s a lot of history to this song, both before and after this version, but there’s a good book about that by Dave Marsh, so I’ll leave it to him. No dirty words in the lyrics, but one is still in the recording – 0:53 in, the drummer yells “Fuck!” off in the distance as he begins to have trouble keeping the beat (he’s all over the place by the end, like it matters). No one caught that, too busy listening to other things. A slight-of-hand act.


4. “96 Tears (slow version)” - ? & The Mysterians – The Best of ? & The Mysterians, Cameo Parkway 1966-1967

Recorded at the same session as the classic single, a slower, sadder version. Not as good, but interesting to hear the possibility. Almost bluesy, but the farfisa won’t let it quite get there.

?, who put back together the original lineup of The Mysterians a few years ago and has been sporadically playing out, has had some sad times of recent. You can read about it (and help him out if you have money and the wont for charity) over HERE.


5. “Deeper Well” – Emmylou Harris – Lilith Fair: A Celebration of Women in Music

Swampy drums and guitar. Mmmmmmm. Green and turbulent. For some reason, every adjective I grab for in describing this seemingly genderless song (“sensual,” “slidy,” “wet”) sounds like a comment on it as a “woman’s” rock song in an almost condescending way. Why does this sound like a woman’s song, even when Harris isn’t singing? It’s as hard and driving as anything by Chris Isaak. Is there a quality of being female that comes through in the music even when not-at-all being traditionally “feminine?” Odd feeling.


6. “Mardande Tango” – The Ambros Seelos Orchestra – Scandinavian Geriatric Service

More odd pop from the North. A minor-key twist number with monologue on the verses, a peppy pop tango on the choruses. Got this from an online comp by an eccentric-seeming Norwegian girl. Glad to have it. The hell? Sound effects of gun shots and cries now? One of those times when I wish I spoke a bit of the language of my ancestral people, ja.


7. "Time" - Cat Stevens - Mona Bone Jakon

No matter what, his later life and positions, the fact that I normally HATE music like this, nothing takes away from how wonderful and beautiful Cat Stevens' music is. Something about it makes the sweetness believable rather than cloying. This is a surprisingly short one, a fragment, a nice bridge between other styles. Somehow creepy here, too.


8. "That's Your Problem" - The Outsiders - Nederbeat - The B-Sides 4

IAN: "It's weird that I've gotten to the point where I not only have a lot of 1960s Dutch garage rock, I can recognize the songs and groups." BERIT: "There's that much of it?" IAN: "Yeah, I have a whole bunch of Nederbiet comps and albums." BERIT: "Wait, they have a NAME for it? THEY HAVE A NAME FOR IT?"

Uh, yeah. A lot of it, like this, direct descendants of "Louie Louie" and The Kinks, sung in English, with varied success and intelligibility (this one is pretty good). One of many. I'd cull some of them out, they're all so similar, but each one is great when I'm listening to it, so how to decide?


9. "Volare" - Domenico Modugno - Unforgettable Fifties

Not long ago at home, as Alex Chilton's version of this song played:

BERIT: "Why do you have this on the iPod?" IAN: (sheepishly)"I like this song. I have several versions of it on here" BERIT: (shrugs, rolls her eyes, goes back to a puzzle)

Yeah, I dunno. I just like it. Cheesy and all.


10. "Charlena" - The Sevilles - The Doo Wop Box III, vol. 1: The Hits

Doo wop, or rock 'n' roll? Drives pretty hard with some rock drums, and not much of interest in the way of vocal harmony, just passion. Sax solo could almost make it a Coasters song. Stripped down classic song - here's the woman's name, here's her description, here's how she makes me feel, here's a plea for her love, here's a passionate scream. Throw in an out-chorus monologue, no extra charge. What more do you want? Enlightenment?


Okay, next post. Architecture.
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UPDATE: The links listed as disabled in my previous post about the Catholic League's tax code violation are all working again.

Melissa McEwen has now also left the Edwards campaign.

Several other blogs have brought up the tax code violation, most notably Phoenix Woman at Mercury Rising, who also included the necessary info on reporting it HERE. She has pretty much the same information as I did in my post, but adds the Catholic League's Employee ID number - and every bit of info you have on the form helps: 23-7279981.

Please note, if you are bothering to fill out the form, that several of the other sites make the error of saying the League is in "violation" of FS-2006-17. This is wrong - FS-2006-17 is an IRS factsheet (as the name indicates, the 17th FS they put out in 2006) which you can still see HERE. The actual section of the tax code violated is still HERE, with the less-catchy name "TITLE 26, Subtitle F, CHAPTER 76, Subchapter A, Sec. 7409 (a)(2)(i)."

Yeah, of course the real code couldn't possibly have as simple a name as FS-2006-17 . . .


Not sure why I feel so strongly about encouraging as many people as I can to try and take down this S.O.B. Donohue and his supposedly Christian bunch of bigots. Maybe it's my particular concerns about separation of church and state.

Maybe it's because - as only just occurred to me - I've been angry at this man Donohue for almost 20 years now, since he first came to prominence with his protests over Scorsese's The Last Temptation of Christ in 1988. I remember walking past his people outside the Ziegfield at the first show on opening day, as they marched with signs and shouted at those of us going in the theatre - some wag at the front of the ticket-holder line started singing "Onward Christian Soldiers," and it was taken up by all of us in the line as we walked into the theatre, the sold-out house easily drowning out the smallish (at that point) group of protesters. Yeah, there were more of them later, when the TV cameras were showing up.

At some point in his Last Temptation protests, as I recall, Donohue wound up marching around Universal Studios in L.A., dressed as Christ, hauling a cross, and being mock-beaten by a pair of stereotypical "Jews" with signs around their necks identifying them as MCA/Universal executives Lew Wasserman and Sid Sheinberg.

Uh, yeah. If you had told me then that anyone would possibly be taking any of this clown's public statements seriously in twenty years, I would have laughed and laughed and laughed.

I'm not laughing anymore.


And have a happy V-Day, yourself. Papoon for President, compadres.
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On the lighter, shorter side . . .


Orac at Respectful Insolence has a wonderful post (with great links out, too) covering comic strips and comic books made to teach kids about the evils of drugs, alcohol, VD, and rock'n'roll music (or, at least, Madonna).


I collect films going over the same material, but my knowledge of comics in this area is woefully small. Glad to have got the lead.


And as long as I'm posting comic book material, for those who haven't seen it before, I might as well show off my GIANT-SIZE MAN-THING:


Giant-Size Man-Thing!
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Amanda Marcotte, blogger of Pandagon, has resigned from her position at the John Edwards campaign, after the campaign had chosen to retain her despite attacks from William Donohue and the Catholic League over her past "anti-Catholic" views as expressed on the blog.


A mainstream news account is here.


I was a little upset, and disappointed in Ms. Marcotte, when I heard the news, as I felt this was just going to give the lunatic Donohue something to cry over as a "victory." And it will. I valued standing up to a psychotic, jumped-up, bigoted, fringe-element leader like Donohue (who very VERY definitely, by any statistical/polling data there is, DOES NOT represent the views of most Catholics in the USA) much more than I cared about any damage to the Edwards campaign - I'm not exactly fond of Edwards, or any of the potential Democratic nominees for that matter (except maybe Bill Richardson, but he has his own personal problems); I'm registered Independent, and will probably wind up pulling the lever in 2008 for whatever Democratic nominee is also registered under the Working Families party in New York.


But it's apparent that Ms. Marcotte's presence paralyzes not only the campaign but the blog as well -- Pandagon has been hit with so much hate mail from "Christians" the site has shut down, and if you follow that link to the site, you'll very likely get a temp page hosted elsewhere explaining the shut down and providing a lovely set of examples of the fine Christian sentiments they've been receiving (if you can bear hate speech, enjoy yourself, for the rest of you, in summary the messages are generally along the lines of, as Ms. Marcotte puts it accurately: "You have a pottymouth, you stupid cunt!"). I can't be upset or disappointed in Ms. Marcotte not wanting to spend one moment more of her life on the receiving end of the spittle of morons at both the campaign and the blog -- I'm sure she can take the attack, but it is a massive waste of time and effort to have to constantly wipe the spit off.


I don't necessarily agree with everything Ms. Marcotte says or has said at Pandagon, though I've been an occasional to regular reader for some time, but that's really beside the point here - this is the beginnings of an organized effort from the Right to separate the Left (or more precisely maybe, vaguely-more-left-leaning Democrats) from the netroots support that has been becoming more and more effective in organizing and getting out information on its behalf. In the case of the Catholic League, there are also not-so-subtle sexist overtones in Donohue's attack - he has been referring unpleasantly to the need to "silence these women" (the other woman being Melissa McEwen, of Shakespeare's Sister, who continues to work for Edwards). Marcotte is pro-choice, pro-sex education, pro-birth control, and anti-patriarchy, and she's not polite about it (nor do I feel does she have any reason to be) -- one can see how this viewpoint winds up conflicting with Catholicism. Donahue's attack is slimy, uses a great deal of misinformation or misleading information, and in its bigotry, is un-American.


It is also, it appears, a violation of federal tax law. Which is where things could get . . . interesting for Mr. Donohue. With some help.


The Catholic League, Donohue's organization, which funds and supports these attacks, is a 501(c)3 corporation. While 501(c)3 organizations "may take positions on public policy issues, including issues that divide candidates in an election for public office" (IRS FS-2006-17), they MAY NOT indulge in "issue advocacy that functions as political campaign intervention." Think this counts?


Here is IRS Form 3949 A, Information Referral, with instructions on how to fill it out and where to mail it.


Damn. Between the time I wrote all this and when I went back to proofread and check all the links, the following link (which used to lead to a template for filling out the above form, with all pertinent information) has been disabled, and seems to not be cached in any search engine, which makes this all a bunch more difficult. Well, all the info you need is out there, or enough in this post to lead you to where to go. I'll leave the next paragraph (and link) up in case the original page comes back sometime soon. The IRS Fact Sheet listed above can be found HERE; the actual section of the tax code violated is HERE. The Catholic League's address, needed for the form, is 450 Seventh Avenue, New York, NY 10123.


[Here is AN EXAMPLE, courtesy of Auguste at Pandagon, of what information could be filled out on an IRS Form 3949 A before one dropped it in the mail. I won't be getting to the post office today, but tomorrow, I'm there with my version of this.]


Civics can be FUN sometimes, folks! Doesn't it do your heart some good to try and use the IRS for good?

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