How Many "Fuck"s Can I Get Away With?

[collisionwork]

Berit mentioned this to me the other day, that there was a site that would rate your blog as with the MPAA movie ratings, and she told me what my rating was.


I figured something had to be off, cause I thought I cussed more than they seem to register. Either that, or I have a slick, major-studio backer that was able to argue my rating down, since I only get a





which, according to their records, is due to 3 uses of the word "pain," 2 uses of the word "kill," and 1 use of the word "bitch" (I'm assuming I used the latter in the context of "bitching" about something, but with these three words as the guide, it sounds like my site is the equivalent of one o'them "torture porn" movies er somethin').


Fuck, I need a stronger rating. Maybe if I add some "grizzly violence" (which is currently listed on the posters for Captivity as a reason for the R rating - really - "grizzly violence" - as has been noted, it sounds like the film consists of Elisha Cuthbert going up against some bears).

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[nicklyn.livejournal.com]

Hi Ian,

Funny. Thanks.

I got an R rating. Piss: 3 times kill: 2 times sex: 1 time

--nick

Re: rating

[collisionwork]

Hmmn. Guess I have to mention sex and excretion more often to get that coveted "R."

I'd be more worried about panda violence.

[(Anonymous)]

Ha! The MPAA is still making that mistake? I remember seeing the same warning about FearDotCom and about pissing myself. And then about pissing myself for an excuse to leave the theater and abandon my friends for suggesting we go see that drek.