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Actually got some work done today - not as much as I'd like, but more than I figured.


Hooker had to have the hematoma in his ear drained and sutured, and it'll be kinda scarred, but he'll still be cute. He has to wear one of those "cone of silence" things around his neck for at least a week, maybe more, and he's none too pleased about that. But at least he's all okay, and the floppy terrier ear he'll have will probably be quite adorable, like the Little Rascals' dog or something.


Hooker - A Sweet Face


So, it's not quite as chilly in the apartment as it was this morning. When it's that cold, the cats just want to lie around like lumps.


H&M In Repose


Give em a little heat, though, and they're back at attention.


Simone & Hooker - Staring Contest


And maybe they're even plotting something crafty.


Hooker and Moni - You Wanted Something?


Now I have to go clean up the mess Hooker makes when he tries to eat wet food from a plate with the plastic cone around his head -- half winds up in his mouth, a quarter on the floor, and a quarter on the plastic cone, with Hooker craning his head around trying to reach the little meaty bits.
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Couldn't sleep. Incredibly cold in the apartment -- this happens a handful of times every Winter. It's really drafty in here, and when the wind blows hard, it comes in every crack, and for some reason, for most of the night, the heat wasn't on. It came on sometime between 3.00 am (when I finally got to sleep) and 5.00 am (when I woke up), but it's only making a dent in the chill now. It'll take hours of heat to help things in here.


This is, as I said, a rare occurrence. Usually, it's so hot in here with the heat on that we have to crack at least one window. Right now, though, I'm freezing.


I gave up trying to get back to sleep at 6.00, and decided to do some work on various posts I've been trying to finish, and my director's draft of Hamlet that I have to get done if I'm going to have the show up in June. I got some work done, but I'm beginning to feel tired again. It's going to be that kind of day -- fragments of work with bits of collapse that don't quite become the naps I'm hoping for, plenty of jobs/errands to do that don't happen. Too much of this lately.


I've barely been posting here because I've been thinking, and writing notes here and there, and everything just seems confused right now. I have fragments of things to say, but nothing cohesive. I'm stuck between processing what I did and learned in 2006 and trying to figure out what to do in 2007. Or even more, how and in what order to do all the things I already know I need to do in 2007 (though I'm still not entirely sure of a good deal of the "what" -- I have time assigned to me at The Brick, so I need to put up some shows; which ones?).


19,220 songs in the iPod this morning. What comes up?


1. "Yes, Yes!" - Sam Browne & The Carlysle Cousins - Pennies from Heaven (film soundtrack)

The original recording that was heavily overdubbed and added to with new material for the film, pristine on the soundtrack. Slight, lovely song, catchy. Winds up in my head often on happy, sunny days, walking down a street, carefree.


2. "Call Me" - New Classic Singers - Ultra-Lounge 8: Cocktail Capers

Kitsch instrumental with wordless vocals. Not really lounge, but they began reaching with these collections after a while. Worth having. Just.


3. "Bienvenue au Pays" - Jacqueline Taieb - Ultra Chicks Vol. 4: Ye Ye Girls!

(For those to whom it matters, sorry about my continual dropping of proper accents, etc. from names/words in non-English languages -- I am still a Mac User at heart and have never figured out how to get these things on an IBM PC, as I'm currently using)

Nice French Pop number, but not one to make me sit up and really pay attention. It was over before I ever finished writing about it, and gone from memory immediately.


4. "Tojo" - Hoodoo Gurus - Stone Age Romeos

Jesus, where the hell did this come from? Well, it's a spiffy little power-pop number. Very 80s production doesn't help, though. When is this from? [one Wikipedia check later] Ah, 1984. Yes. That explains it.


5. "With the Sun In My Eyes" - Schadel - The Pye Story Vol. 4

Gorgeous, grand, melodramatic, 60s British Pop.


6. "Kokomo" - The Beach Boys - Good Vibrations: Thirty Years of The Beach Boys

Well, this is embarrassing. I have all the good Beach Boys material from the beginning to the mid-70s, and then nothing until this thing from '88. That said, I have it 'cause it has a KILLER chorus. The verses are dopey as all hell (that's Van Dyke Parks in there playing accordion, though, for whatever reason - odd, since he only ever got on with Brian Wilson of all the Boys, and Brian had nothing to do with this track). But that CHORUS -- especially ending in a great Carl Wilson falsetto . . . Lovely.

I tend to agree with my friend Johnny Dresden, a big Beach Boys fan who didn't particularly like this song or Brian Wilson's solo album of the same year, that if they'd only had all of them working together on something combining the aesthetics of both projects, they would have had something.


7. "The Holy River" - The Artist Formerly Known As Prince - Emancipation

[sigh] Another sweet, lovely, insignificant pop song. I get the worst mixes when I sit down to actually do a Random Ten.

Yup, lovely, sweet, whatever. Would be perfect in a different context.


8. "Mammal" - They Might Be Giants - Apollo 18

Jesus. Continuing the trend, here with a song I really, really love - TMBG with more than a bit of their admitted Elvis Costello influence showing - that's just not working for me now.

Maybe I'm just in a bad mood from the insomnia, and ANYTHING is going to sound dopey and boring to me now.


9. "Julia Dream" - The Pink Floyd - downloaded

Oh, god. Well, maybe it'll help make me sleepy enough to catch a few zees. Early, Syd Barrett Floyd, still with the "The" in front. Acoustic psychedelia. Gorgeous, but not what I need now.

What DO I need now?


10. "She's Coming Home" - The Blues Magoos - Psychedelic Lollipop

Well, this is better. A "Nugget"-style rocker with Farfisa. Always cheers me.


Now what? Maybe some sleep and then up and try to get some more actual productive work done. Everything is confused right now. So many things to do. What order?

Well, laundry is an immediate one -- Berit and I are going to a funeral tomorrow. Very sad, but a family thing that very likely doesn't belong here, at least now.

Okay, attempt to sleep now.
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I see now (through Google) that there's more obits out now, but for those who haven't heard who might get here first, for whom it matters, Curt Dempster of E.S.T. passed away. I heard about it yesterday but didn't see anything online until this afternoon.


The Times obit is here.


There's more about the man available easily through a search, including plenty of interest I didn't know.


He will be missed in the community.
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In looking over the 19,078 songs we now have on the iPod, I began to wonder about what songs I had in the most cover versions. I am, after all, a music geek.

So, I made up a list. Which wound up being more of a pain than I figured, as not all the versions wound up being alphabetized the same ways ("Satisfaction" vs. "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" for example), and I have many songs in multiple languages with non-English titles ("House of the Rising Sun," for example), so alphabetizing by song title was just one step.

Berit wasn't terribly interested in the process, but did suggest a firm rule on multiple versions by the same artist only being counted in they are notably different versions -- most live versions don't count, nor things like the Italian, French, and German versions of Petula Clark doing "Downtown," as they're the same backing track with new vocals, but Marianne Faithfull's two versions of "As Tears Go By" or Martin Denny's of "Quiet Village" count, as the arrangements/approaches are so different.

So what came up as the "standards" that the artists we like go back to? Here are the number of versions we have of each song following:


44
Louie Louie


38
Hey Joe


27
Harlem Nocturne


16
Misirlou


11
Caravan


9
Fever


8
(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction


7
Ebb Tide
Hound Dog
I Heard It Through the Grapevine
I'm a Man
Who Do You Love?


6
A Lover's Concerto
Ballad of Mack the Knife
Begin the Beguine
House of the Rising Sun
Quiet Village
Stagger Lee
You Don't Love Me (This I Know)


5
20th Century Boy
96 Tears
Alone Again Or
As Tears Go By
Do You Love Me?
Five Long Years
Guilty
Long Tall Sally
Mas Que Nada
Memphis
Oh Lonesome Me
See See Rider
Speak Low
Surabaya Johnny
Tico Tico
Unchained Melody
Walkin' the Dog
Watermelon Man


Hmn. Oddities there ("Mas Que Nada"?) as well as some to be expected. "Long Tall Sally?" I don't even like that song much, but at the same time, I couldn't imagine giving any of these version up. No "Stardust?" No Night and Day?"

Interesting group.
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Three things going on right now that I've either seen all or some of and would like to recommend.


First, I saw Stolen Chair Theatre Company's Kill Me Like You Mean It at The Red Room last night, and it was excellent. It's a combination of film noir and Ionesco-style absurdism done with incredible sensitivity to tone and rhythm.

I came for the noir - director Jon Stancato did an email interview with me on the company's blog as part of a series of interviews with people who've done noir on stage - but I was made rapt by the absurdism. Lovely script by Kiran Rikhye (created in collaboration with the company).

The company is altogether very good (must repeat: beautiful tone and rhythm), but Cameron J. Oro is a wonder as American Private Investigator Ben Farrell; pitch-perfect, doing immense amounts with an accurate-to-the-style deadpan.

It plays four more times, tonight and next weekend, and it's selling out. If you're interested, tickets are available through smarttix.com. Get em quick.

I met with Jon for coffee before the show and had a nice talk about noir for the stage, and the problems of people assuming parody where none was intended (and the discomfort of getting excellent reviews that entirely miss the point of the show), as well as stories about the grade school we turned out to share in common (where he teaches now). Any problems with the show? Sure, but nothing that probably matters to anyone other than another director (I'm hard, as I always say, on scene changes). Good show. Wish I'd seen Stolen Chair's earlier work, but I'll get to the rest from here on.


Berit and I were hired last week to be the stage manager/running tech crew on a show in the CULTUREMART festival at HERE, but unfortunately, due to issues beyond the control of either B&I or the show's creators, we wound up unable to do it. We attended one rehearsal, however, enough to see an very interesting work happening -- we supervised a line-through and watched the musical numbers rehearsed -- and we're looking forward to seeing the show next weekend.

It's Wickets, by Jenny Rogers and Clove Galilee, adapted from Fefu and Her Friends by Maria Irene Fornes, and featuring one of our favorite actresses, Moira Stone (our contact for the job in the first place). We were looking forward to working on this potentially amazing work - oh, well - and it'll be good to see it next week. We're seeing the last show of four, so I won't be able to promote it after. Again, what we saw looked REALLY promising, and we're looking froward to seeing it. Check the links for more info on the show and tickets.


Finally, I've been blessed with the beginning of this year with an actual position on staff at The Brick theater - Facilities Manager.

First company/show I got to work with has been Inverse Theater and their new production of The Death of Griffin Hunter by Kirk Wood Bromley. I'm also an Associate Member of Inverse who's acted in Bromley's plays several times (The Burnt Woman of Harvard in 1993 and 2001, Want's Unwisht Work in 1996, Midnight Brainwash Revival in 2001 and . . . 2003, was it?), so it's great to see Inverse/Bromley and The Brick come together.

I saw the original production of this one, and thought that at it's core it was one of Kirk's better plays, but that it was indeed a bit too long (Kirk gets this criticism a lot, and I often disagree with it, but not on the original production of this one). I hear the show's been rewritten to be shorter and sharper. The members of the cast that I know are all great, and I saw the first 15 minutes at the final dress, which looked excellent. I'll be seeing it next weekend, most likely, and I recommend it, ESPECIALLY if you've never seen an actual production of one of Kirk's modern verse dramas.


Oh, and not only, but also -- my favorite movie ever, David Lynch's Eraserhead, is screening in a brand-new restored 35mm print at the Museum of Modern Art. Berit has been waiting to see this film until she could see it on film on the big screen, and, despite the excellent DVD that Lynch put out a couple of years ago, that's probably a good idea (I've only seen it projected in a good print once, at the Bleecker Street Cinema in 1989 or so). Nathan Lee writes a nice piece in the Voice here about his past with the film that strikes more than a few familiar chords with me.

Three more screenings after today. See it if you haven't. I think we're going on Monday.
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Janis Joplin would have been 64 years old today.


She died October 4, 1970 instead.


My favorite recording of hers is the version of Big Mama Thornton's "Ball and Chain" with the Full Tilt Boogie Band that can be found on the Greatest Hits album, and also, I think, on the In Concert album.


But I'll take any version of her doing that song over almost any other recording anyday. Though I prefer, mostly, versions with Big Brother & The Holding Company. There's a few videos on You Tube of the song; here's the best one that I'd never seen before:


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Well, I don't think Hooker completely has his sight back (he loses it during epileptic fits), but he's up and moving around and seems okay -- I hope he'll clean himself off soon; he's rather icky and stinky still.


So, I'm relaxed enough to go ahead with a Random Ten for the day. The iPod stands at 19,054 songs, 65 GBs. What comes up?


1. "It Takes a Lot to Laugh, It Takes a Train to Cry" - Phluph - Phluph

Dylan cover from next-to-unknown late-60s Psychedelia band. Not a psych-style cover, though, kinda peppy and upbeat for them. Funny. Actually does point up the humor of Dylan a bit more.


2. "La Bamba" - Dusty Springfield - Dusty volume 2

Rather kitschy. Not Dusty's most shining moment, though, as always, she sings great. Eventually I'll cull out the lesser Dusty tracks -- right now I just have all of them on here, without judgment. Oooh, very "Vegas" ending; yeah, this'll go at some point.


3. "Simon Says" - The Shangri-Las - Myrmidons of Melodrama

Nice early R&B single from the Queens girls before Shadow Morton grabbed them and changed their whole sound and act. Didn't know they could rock like this until I got this comp (finally! after years of waiting for a good Shangri-Las comp, though this one is from the UK with a smart-ass name and liner notes far far more interested in the lives of the girls and the record business rather than the music).


4. "Misery Goats" - Pere Ubu - Datapanik in the Year Zero (1980-1982)

Great spiky track from the tail part of the first, "classic," Ubu period. No idea what LP this is on originally right now, as the Datapanik box just puts all the tracks in order across several CDs . Love Ubu, but don't have all of my fave tracks in the iPod, as some of them just don't work on random.


5. "This World" - World Party - Egyptology

Lovely airy pop-R&B number. Only listened to this album for the first time last year when putting songs into the iTunes. Tim Cusack bought me this album as somewhat of a joke when it came out in 1997, as I was directing him in Richard Foreman's play with the same title as the album at the time. Didn't look like my bag, so I filed it and never listened to it. Pulled it out to check when going through all the CDs and discovered a handful - two handfuls, actually - of good tracks to put into the massive randomizer. Lesson there.


6. "Dis-Nous Dylan" - Les Five Gentlemen - Pebbles volume 12 - The World

"Il est un vietnik." No idea what they're saying for most of this, but they're asking Dylan (and {ahem} Donovan) to speak and sing to them of important things. Silly, amusing pop.


7. "Santa Dog" - Poxy Boggards - Eyesore: A Stab at The Residents

Excellent acoustic cover from a Residents tribute CD, based mainly on the '72 version, maybe a bit on the '78 one, too. Suddenly it's a traditional folk song.


8. "I'm Trouble" - Sado-Nation - Sado-Nation 7" EP

Punk on the edge of Power Pop. Terrific.


9. "Raide Raide Raide" - Les Innocents - Post-Partum

Pleasant French folk-pop I got somewhere, no idea where. No idea also when it's from. Pretty.


10. "It's My Pride" - The Guess Who - Nuggets II: Original Artyfacts From The British Empire And Beyond, Vol. 3

UK garage rock, late-60s. Young, loud, and snotty. Gotta love it.


Okay, stuff to do today and stuff I want to write later. Got to get going, got to check on the cat.
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Hmmmn. Gotta get some new photos. Keep saying that, I know, but really.


Still seem to have a few OK ones I haven't put up yet.


So, here ya go:


Moni Thinks


Moni looks deep in thought. Moni has no capacity for thought, let alone deep. Her world consists of "Mommy," "Mine," "Kill," "ME!," and "What?" An admirably simple worldview. Right now as I type, she's lying in my lap, purring, and jealous of the attention I'm giving the computer and keyboard, leaning her hard occasionally in to get between me and whatever-it-is-I'm-paying-attention-to-that's-not-her. She is sweet. but stupid and jealous.


Berit Holds Hooker


Here, Berit holds Hooker. Now that I see this better, on a good monitor, I see that Hooker looks a bit wary. This is not unlike how he looks twice a day currently when we have to force him to take his antibiotic and ear medication.

Berit prepares the medicine in the kitchen while I spread a towel out on the bed and find the boy. I pick him up and hug him and try not to make him suspicious (more and more, an impossible task) as I carry him to the bedroom. Berit comes in with the medicine, sets it down, and takes him from my arms, hugging him and reassuring him. Then she THROWS him down on the bed onto the towel and quickly tries to wrap it around him like a papoose as I try to help by holding it together so his flailing legs don't get out. Then I hold his head as Berit squirts the antibiotic in his mouth and puts the drops in his ear. Moni stands there and makes complainy noises 'cause she's not getting the attention, he is. Then they get half a can of soft food to share as a reward (they normally only get dry food), which seems unfair, as Moni didn't get tortured, but there's no way of giving one of them food and not the other that they'll put up with. This goes on till Sunday.

The aural hematoma in his ear is even bigger, and it now looks like there's a superball in there. I worry, but everything I've read tells me it's okay. Back to the vet on Tuesday.


H&M On Floor


Oh, Lord. After writing all of the above a half-hour ago or so, Hooker had another epileptic fit. Pretty bad one. Really messy one. He's lying on a towel on the bed now, recovering. Hope he's okay -- I spent most of the half-hour comforting him and manually blinking his eyes so they didn't get damaged. Then I tried to clean him up and he started growling (which he NEVER does), so I backed off for a bit. Finish this up and check in on him now.
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NIAGARA FALLS!


So, we were there at New Year's. Canadian side. A wedding -- Berit's second cousin. The wedding was December 30, so we stayed another couple of days to spend the year change at Niagara Falls.


Some photos from the time, taken by Berit's dad, Gary:


Niagara Falls, ON - Ian & Berit #2

So, there we are at the Horseshoe Falls, and while Berit and I aren't exactly fashion plates or models at the best of times, this is a fairly unflattering photo (and there's a worse one*). Possibly being soaking wet (we had just walked through the massive spray), quite cold, and trying to look cheery for the camera have something to do with it.

Despite the cool, it was a pleasant afternoon/evening at The Falls. We wouldn't say the area around The Falls was exactly our bag, but it was fascinating.

As I mentioned briefly before, Berit and I concluded that the main drag going uphill (pretty much across from the American Falls) was a strange combo of Times Square, Reno, and Coney Island, and probably close to what the developers currently are working on transforming Coney Island into -- certainly not what the conceptual drawings look like, but as the real place will look after a few years wear & tear & dirt get to it.

Like Coney, your attention is drawn to a massive ferris wheel towering over everything else:


Niagara Falls, ON - Sky Wheel

Though you may not be able to tell from the photo, this is actually CONSIDERABLY bigger than the huge Wonder Wheel at Coney.

The drag is a row of chain restaurants, t-shirt & tchotchke shops, fast food joints, corporate entertainment tie-in rides and stores (MGM, Disney, WWF, etc.), specialty "museums" (Ripley's, Guinness Book, Lego), some sad-looking wax museums (the "Hollywood" one had a terrifying Sarcophagus and Snake animatronic duo in front that would come to life and deliver unfunny one-liners in sad "Middle Eastern" accents), and other carnival style attractions.

This included three (count 'em, THREE!) haunted-house rides, one of which, we discovered ("Frankenstein's Spooky Castle!") was attached to, and tied-in with, the familiar burger purveyor next door:


Niagara Falls, ON - Haunted House and Burger King

I was simply stunned and confused by the sight of an immense Frankenstein's Monster, chained, holding a Whopper (I can't say "enjoying;" he didn't look all that happy). Berit provided the voice of his thoughts:


"Once . . . Ovitz take me call . . . now, me shill burger . . . [sigh] . . . Tempora! Mores!"


After drinks at a sports bar and dinner at a Ruby Tuesday, we toddled back to The Falls for the promised 9.30 pm fireworks as it started raining. The cold and wet began to really get to us, but the Falls were beautiful -- we could see both the American and Canadian sides, glowing.

Gary asked Berit and I how the lighting was being done, and we were stumped for some time -- there were no apparent light sources for the glow on the Falls (which also changed colors every few minutes). It almost looked like the lights were BEHIND the Falls, an impossible rig. We thought maybe they were below us in the ravine, where we couldn't see them, when we turned a corner . . .


Niagara Falls, ON - Lighting the Falls

. . . and there were the giant spots. An impressive throw, we had to say. Walking by closer, we got to see the color scroller units -- self-contained, each at least six foot high, one in front of each spot like a row of Kubrickian monoliths. Whoa.

We wound up walking to the car, the desire to see fireworks outweighed by the cold and damp, passing the stage where Foreigner was playing -- "Cold As Ice," appropriately. Earlier I had heard "I Want To Know What Love Is" and wondered why a Foreigner cover band would be playing at New Year's in Niagara Falls, Ontario. I got somewhat of an answer to that question, though it more importantly opened the further question of why Foreigner would be playing at New Year's in Niagara Falls, Ontario.

We got to the car, Foreigner stopped playing, and the fireworks started (of course). We rushed down to the cliff edge, the fireworks hidden mostly by spray, but by the time we got there, they were over. Five minutes tops.

So, we got out of there, and back to the B&B in Niagara-On-The-Lake.

Earlier that day, on our way to The Falls, we stopped by the Niagara Parks Butterfly Conservatory:


Niagara Falls, ON - Butterflies

Which was actually quite something. Thousands of them - forty species - all around you in a tropical landscape. Many of them sitting there calmly so you could get right up to them for a good look.


Niagara Falls, ON - Butterfly

And earlier, we went to downtown Niagara-On-The-Lake (home of The Shaw Festival) and puttered around the stores. One shop was full of amusing Xmas kitsch; ornaments, lights, and the like. We considered some of the novelty shaped lights -- they might have come in handy in a show sometime, but not worth getting without a specific purpose.

Many of the ornaments were of odd themes and/or materials. Why would you want THESE on your tree? A number were made out of S'mores -- that is, they featured marshmallow figures painted and dressed in the gear of various hobbies (a gambler, a hockey player, an ice fisherman), on a chocolate and graham-cracker base. This was . . . odd . . . enough, but the kicker was this:


O Holy Crap

Yup. A Nativity creche done in the medium of S'More.

The more we looked at this the more amusing it got (and no, it was not created with any kind of "knowing" humor or irony). WHO was this MADE for? Who would maybe have the aesthetic sense to find this charming or amusing honestly who would not be offended by The Marshmallow Messiah? Okay, yes, plenty, probably, but Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! Literally! In foodstuff form!

So, Gary had to get it (it had been marked down MANY times) and I made sure he would send me a picture.

So, home by train on January 1st and back to figuring out what's next. Some things have come up. More on that soon.


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* conversation as Berit looked over this before posting:

B: Wait, you're linking to that even worse photo of us? I look like a troll!

I: I look worse than you.

B: Two wrongs don't make a right!

I: I think it's sweet. It's us.

B: (depressed) We're homely . . .
Good. Encouragement for our diet/exercise plan.
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So, Hooker's been bugged by something with his left ear for a while now, and we were intending to take him to the vet next week about it. We figured it was ear mites again -- when we got Moni (a street stray) she brought them in. We had to do a program of ear drops and cleaning with both of them for a while (not fun), and it seemed to go away.

Then, he was scratching the one ear all the time. So, we thought the mites were back -- though it seemed odd that it was just the one ear on him, and she didn't have them at all.

Hooker "Thinks"

So, vet next week. We thought. Then yesterday he jumped on my lap while I was at the computer, looked me in the eye, and mewed a few times -- his usual demand for attention. I started by scratching his ears as usual, and got a surprise. His left ear was swollen and felt like there was a grape inside it. I immediately called the vet.

The woman on the phone, once I described it, said it was pretty obviously an aural hematoma and I should bring him in at once. So Berit and I rescheduled our 6.30 pm meeting for 10.00 pm (upcoming theatre tech job, more on that soon), and got Hooker over to our vet.

Hooker, Shelved

Aural hematomas usually come when a cat has an ear irritation of some kind (mites, infection, etc.) and is scratching it all the time. Hooker, it turns out, doesn't have mites, he has an infection. So, we're back to two kinds of drops in his ears and a liquid antibiotic squirted in his mouth twice daily. Yeah, big fun. Odd, he'll sit perfectly still in Berit's lap and let her cut his claws, but the ears? God, he hates it. We're gonna have claw marks all over us the next few weeks.

As a reward after the drops, we give him (and Moni, as we can't avoid it) some soft food. Which also means that for the next few weeks, every time we go into the kitchen, we will be followed by two yowling cats, who think it means they get a special treat now.

Hooker Poses

We could go for surgery on the ear to deal with the hematoma, but really that's just for cosmetic purposes. It'll go away by itself, and with the ear infection dealt with, it shouldn't return. However, he will have a deformed ear. Kind of a boxer's or cauliflower ear. Oh, well. He'll still be cute.

Also, as he has a heart murmur and epilepsy, surgery is slightly risky, and as there's no risk in letting it heal on its own, no choice for us as far as we could see. He seems such a hale, hearty boy, it's weird that he's the sickly one. She was an emaciated street stray, who's still stunted, and looks like the one who should have the problems, but it's the big bruiser we keep schlepping to the vet.

Bad Focus, Great Look

So, deformed ear to come. Here are shots where you can mostly see it in it's once-perfect form.

Now it's time for the drops. Wish us luck. Godspeed.

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Woke up, got online, shuffled the iPod (takes a while; now at 18,503 songs - I worked on culling out lousy ones from comps I put on there en masse), and here's what came out:


1. "Calypso Bop" - The Emanons - Jungle Exotica

One of a million good, cool, obscure '60s instrumentals. A bit distinguished by the (vaguely) calypso beat.


2. "Thoughts and Words" - The Byrds - Younger Than Yesterday

Lovely song -- I'm a little put off by the odd swing into a major-key chorus, but it's okay. I used to have a strange, unreasonable dislike of this group, based entirely on "Mr. Tambourine Man" and "Turn Turn Turn." I've gotten over that, not least because The Byrds went through so many lineup/stylistic changes, it's hard to just say you have a blanket dislike for them -- maybe for a certain version of them, but for everything they did?

Some funny backwards guitar on the break . . . oh, and on the final chorus repeat now and outchorus. Kinda out of place but it works somehow.


3. "Caroline" - The Fortunes - Beat of the Pops 01

From another downloaded comp of pop songs. Not quite "Walk Like a Man" on the intro, but an incredible simulation. Dopey. Almost bubblegum, but without any of the interesting production you usually find in bubblegum music. Completely by-the-numbers. Not calculated, I think these guys mean it, but they don't seem to have an original bone in their bodies.

Short, at least - 1:59. Worth keeping just for variety.


4. "Save Your Kisses for Me" - Brotherhood of Man - Bubblegum Classics Volume 2

Ah, speaking of bubblegum music! Here's how you do a fun, silly pop song. Massive stereo separation, beautifully-recorded drums (great full kick drum sound!), "Penny Lane"-imitative horns (all over on the left channel), syrupy but PRECISE strings.

Oooh. Damn it ends on a cheesoid lyrical/musical conceit. Okay, that sours the whole thing somewhat. Ick.


5. "Mask of Death" - J. Trombey - Dawn of the Dead

Stock library cue used by George Romero in the 1979 movie - someone online put together a great comp of all the library tracks he used into an alternate soundtrack (as opposed to the one that just has the original score tracks by Goblin).

Trying to remember where this track shows up in the film. I think it's when the heroes are refilling the helicopter at the deserted airport before getting to the mall.

Oh, there's a second bit to it that's definitely the first scene where they're checking out the stores in the mall.

And now a third section used in another place in the film. Romero really chopped this one up to use well in three or more places. Actually this one's a bit long and sedate to keep on the iPod - I need to have it somewhere as potential backing for a show, but it's not much to listen to in this context.


6. "Blarney's Stoned" - Alan Hawkshaw - The Sound Gallery Volume One

On the other hand, here's exactly the kind of instrumental to keep. Late '60s UK jazz-pop. Love this stuff.


7. "Darts of Pleasure" - Franz Ferdinand - Die Fetten Jahre Sind Vorbei

Oh, goodness gracious, something by an actual current rock band of some repute and popularity! There goes my cool hipster rep!

I like this band, though I only have this song by them and have heard a handful of others (one of them is in our Dance Dance Revolution game and tends to get stuck in Berit's and my heads). Got this from what appears to have been the soundtrack to some German film - it had LOTS of good tracks of many styles/periods. B & I always say we have to get more by them, but we never get around to it.


8. "Mary" - Brazilian Bitles - Antologia

As their name might suggest, a '60s group from Brazil specializing in Beatles covers (or Beatles-style songs) in Portuguese. Actually pretty good. This one is "I've Just Seen a Face" ("Mary" takes the place of "falling"). Probably lyrically nothing to do with the original, of course. Yeah, nicely done.


9. "Gee Girl" - Andy Kim - Bubblegum Classics Volume 5

Jeez, what is this with the easy-listening mix this morning? This is another fun bubblegum song, but damn I'd like something with some balls for chrissake!

Actually a rather pretty one, with a simple, elegant arrangement. But come on, yesterday on the train I had a great mix of stuff that included songs like this with Frank Zappa, The Stooges, Lou Reed, Leonard Cohen, and The Yardbirds. Where's some of that?


10. "I Am the Walker" - The Creation - How Does It Feel to Feel?

Well, not here, but close. It's a "nugget" and I dug it.

A bit busy, really, lots of ideas in search of a song -- feels like two different "verse" ideas spliced together with a chorus from somewhere else. Oh, really pretty outchorus.


Well, enough of that. Got a few more posts to get to, and a big housecleaning to do before the parents come by tomorrow. Whee.
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Whoa, a week since I've posted. Between the trip to Canada (Niagara Falls is awesome, but the immediate area around it is a strange combo of Times Square, Reno, and Coney Island -- probably exactly what they're trying to turn Coney Island into now), coming home, being pretty much unable to post from home, and dropping in daily at The Brick to check in with Inverse Theater to make sure everything is going okay, I haven't been able to get to anything. So, here I am at The Brick, jammed uncomfortably in the cramped area behind the bar/box office, hunched over, making my Friday update. At least it's a lot cleaner and more organized here -- the whole place had to be overhauled top to bottom before Inverse's production of Kirk Wood Bromley's The Death of Griffin Hunter came in this past Tuesday. The seating risers have been broken down and stowed, and the place is wide open -- it looks about a third bigger. The Inverse show looks to be good.


Soon, I promise, more actual THEATRE blogging -- an overview/postmortum on 2006 and preview of 2007, such as it is -- as well as some thoughts on film and music. Right now, I'm also dealing with trying to get person, life, work, and psyche in some more semblance of order.


So today, a quick combined Random 10 and Cat Blogging. The Random 10 comes courtesy of the new Xmas 80 GB iPod -- now filled with 18,615 songs, 64 GB (thanks Dad, thanks Ivy!). I have no new cat photos, so I'll pick a couple of past favorites to repost. Somehow, my Flickr photostream has exploded with views recently, and I have no idea where -- no one's commenting or favoriting much. Any ideas?


Random 10 with briefer notes; I'm uncomfortable, and want to go home from here as soon as I can.


1. "Papa Was a Rolling Stone" - The Temptations - The Ultimate Collection

Classic. Menacing. Beautiful. Funky.


2. "The Phantom Surfer" - The Tornadoes - More Surf Legends (and Rumors)

Cool until the singing starts, then it's damned kitschy. Shut up, man. Good guitar under that silly guy crooning.


3. "Dinner with Drac, pt. 2" - Zacherle - downloaded from somewhere

Novelty single, but funny. The b-side, almost identical to the a-side, with one altered verse. Dad gave me his copy when I was small, and I lost it (though I think my great-grandmother may have "disappeared" it). Sorry, Dad.


4. "Car Cheese Commercial Intro" - Windy Craig - The Best of The National Lampoon Radio Hour

"Yes, all the family loves cheese, but one member just isn't getting enough: Your car! As we're about to hear right now . . ."


5. "Spanish Harlem" - Ben E. King - Atlantic Rhythm & Blues vol 4: 1957-1958

Too familiar. Good anyway. Lieber, Stoller, Spector. Is King too slick? Maybe. Maybe just here.


6. "Heroes and Villains (alternate version)" - The Beach Boys - Good Vibrations: Thirty Years of The Beach Boys

The "cantina" version. "You're under arrest!" A favorite. My theme song for a few years.


7. "Battle of the Bands" - The Sprague Brothers - Let the Chicks Fall Where They Fall

Weird. Where the hell did I get this? Cool, attitudinal. Hard. Rocking.


8. "California Sun" - The Ramones - Leave Home

Loud fast hard lovely.


9. "Stop Look and Listen" - Devo - Hardcore Devo 1

Early demos. Sharp yet sloppy. Not formed yet. Still good to hear.


10. "Santa Dog ' 78" - The Residents - Santa Dog '88 EP

Perfect representation of their sound from this period. One of the first songs of theirs I knew, and it got me at once.


And favorite old cat shots:


Moni Wants Rub
Moni Rolls Around


Hooker Naps #1
Hooker Naps


Hooker and Moni in Wheelchair
Curled up together.


More soon, I hope.
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Well, here I am with no access to cat photos I haven't posted before, so instead some You Tube videos and links to share wit alla yez:







I was turned on to some of the above through a newer website for some of us "cute thing" fans, Cute Things Falling Asleep.

I also still constantly check Cute Overload.

Enjoy.
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Well, here I am with my first Random Ten with the new iPod. I've loaded 281 songs into it from CDs I brought with me and (the majority) from the library of Berit's dad. And 55 of them have already played in the random playlist going on right now, so I got a real limited selection from which to have a random sampling.

But here it is in any case:


1. "The Island" - Millennium - The Sounds of Monsterism Island volume one

Sweet pretty hippie music. Not sure when from exactly; as I recall, this compilation is an odd mix of stuff from 1960-1971. I got it for $3.00 at Tower record last week in their closeout sale. Nice mix CD of tracks that go together, but don't seem to have any reason to -- exotica, garage rock, psychedelia, prog rock, even blues -- all segued nicely into a "mood" piece. Well worth it.


2. "Bone Chain" - Tom Waits - Orphans: Bastards

Short, cool, polyrhythmic, odd, unintelligible, percussive piece from the new compilation. Takes as long to play as to read these two sentences.


3. "Vengeance and Fashion" - Electric Six - Fire

Not my favorite song from one of my favorite albums of recent years, but still therefore a piece of utter rock-pop-metal-disco-synth brilliance. I was disappointed by their follow-up album, Senor Smoke, but the new one, Switzerland, is great, even if not quite up to Fire levels.


4. "Yo-Yo's Pad" - Man or Astro-Man? - Delphonic Sounds

Cool surfesque guitar instrumental. This is from a recent comp (also found in the Tower closeout) of newish bands covering songs originated on the oddball Del-Fi label out of L.A. So far, another good find.


5. "Surfin' U.S.A." - The Beach Boys - Greatest Hits

I have plenty of the Boys myself, and just put this in to have something in the iPod that I love, but this 2-CD comp on Razor and Tie is REALLY REALLY well-mastered! I'd link to it but I can't find it anywhere right now. If you just want the BEST Beach Boys stuff and aren't a crazy completist for Pet Sounds and Smile stuff, this is it here.


6. "One Thing Leads to Another" - The Fixx - Winning Combinations

Oh my, THIS is a blast from the past. That 80s sound! One of those songs that when I play, Berit laughs and asks if this was one of the songs I would hear at dances in my teen years where I would go and "wang-chung" myself all over the place.

Yeah. Okay. What of it?

Another cheapo Tower buy -- this one was about a buck. As the title might indicate, this isn't a "real" album, it's a comp of a handful of songs each from two 80s bands that had about that many songs you might, MIGHT, remember. Half of this CD is The Fixx, the other half is The Call. Remember them, The Call? "The Walls Came Down"? "Scene Beyond Dreams"? Yeah, didn't think so.


7. "2000 Light Years from Home" - The Rolling Stones - Singles Collection: The London Years

Another CD from my father-in-law-to-be's collection that I'd love to have. Well, got em on the iPod for now, at least. And I'm finding out how many B-sides I've never heard and how many A-sides and EP tracks I've underrated. Or album tracks, like this one, that make me reconsider going along with the "accepted wisdom" as re: those albums.

Satanic Majesties Request has some great songs on it. Fuck you.


8. "The World's Greatest Sinner" - The Dekes of Hazzard - Delphonic Sounds

Cool, honorable, faithful cover of the bizarre novelty song originally released on Del-Fi by Frank Zappa and Ray Collins (as "Baby Ray and the Ferns"). Written by Zappa as the theme song for the TRULY odd vanity film project by idiosyncratic character actor Timothy Carey, but not used in the film. Zappa's orchestral score for the film was later cannibalized into many Mothers songs and the score for 200 Motels.


9. "In My Room" - The Beach Boys - Greatest Hits

Jesus. Okay, this is the best I've ever heard this song sound, even with MP3 compression, on an iPod, with earbuds. You want a great Beach Boys comp, find this one if you can -- I couldn't find it on Amazon; there's like a dozen "Beach Boys Greatest Hits" comps and not this one.


10. "Ruby Tuesday" - The Rolling Stones - Singles Collection: The London Years

Jagger and Richards don't ever get enough credit for their songwriting, dammit.

This song always depresses me. It always feels like it's dragging up memories of a woman or a relationship that was actually part of my past, but it's not, really. There's nothing specific, nothing actually from my past, this song just makes it feel that way. Sniff


In a few hours, off to Canada for a Saturday wedding. Sunday, New Year's Eve with fireworks over Niagara Falls. Monday, home.

Tonight, a nice big dinner with Gary and Luana's friend Andy, the partner of the noted composer Daniel Pinkham, who passed away recently. Good food, good conversation, if a bit sad at times, given the circumstances.

Still have to write up some cat blogging and get some rest before 10 hours or so in the car tomorrow -- unfortunately for Gary and Luana, I can't help in the driving; never learned to drive stick . . .
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And rum.


And this holiday has been great, but for the loss of one of my idols . . .


The Hardest-Working Man in Show Business --
Mr. Please Please Please --
Soul Brother #1 --
The Minister of Super Heavy Funk --
Mr. Dynamite --
THE GODFATHER OF SOUL -- !


Mr. James Brown, goddammit.


Two things. 1) In all the obits I've seen and heard thus far, his influence has been talked about, on and on, and he's been given credit for his showmanship etc. etc., but no one has BOTHERED to use the words SONGWRITER or even the deserved COMPOSER to describe the man.


(okay, just looked, the Times says "songwriter" right up front, good, but not enough given all else I've seen)


The man WROTE and ARRANGED that revolutionary music, and should be appreciated as the ARTIST who did that, not just the SHOWMAN standing there performing it (well, "standing there" is no way to ever describe James . . . uh, "movin' like a motherfucker," then). I never saw the man live, and I will regret that forever. I had the chance several times in the late 80s when I was at NYU and he played the Lone Star, but I always blew it off and figured I'd get to it later. Damn. (a friend of mine went to the Lone Star without me once and wound up sitting below James as he danced on the bar -- he felt blessed to have been covered in James' sweat)


2. My favorite JB story. The Governor of Georgia once called James "Georgia's Ambassador to the World." As a result, a few years later, in one of James' run-ins with the law, his lawyer tried to get him off on the grounds of "diplomatic immunity." Personally, I think the judge should have given it on the basis of chutzpah.


As for Xmas, it's been GREAT this year. It's been a long time since I got gifts that made me feel like a little kid getting what he wanted ("TOYS!"), but getting the 80 gig iPod did it for me (thanks Dad and Ivy!), as it did for Berit getting the jigsaw she's wanted (thanks again Dad & Ivy!) and the Playstation 2 and Dance Dance Revolution set (thanks Gary and Luana!).


We will now Dance Dance Revolution the Xmas nite away, in honor of James.
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I like to remember things my own way . . . not necessarily the way they happened . . .


I'd been wanting to put up occasional essays here about past shows -- looks back at some of the 50 productions I've put up, with my thoughts about them now.


World Gone Wrong card front


However, without any kind of deadline, as well as self-consciousness about showing old medals, I haven't got round to it.


World Gone Wrong - Scene 4


Luckily, Jon Stancato of The Stolen Chair Theatre Company, has given me a damned good reason to spout off about one of my favorite original shows, NECROPOLIS 1&2: World Gone Wrong/Worth Gun Willed.


World Gone Wrong - Scene 5


Stolen Chair is doing a Noir for the stage opening January 5 called Kill Me Like You Mean It.


World Gone Wrong - Scene 14


To tie in with their upcoming show, they've asked a number of other theatre people who've worked in the Noir style onstage to answer some questions about the form, their attraction to it, and what the Film Noir genre has to offer for theatre artists.


World Gone Wrong - Scene 15


They are posting these online interviews on their blog. They're doing seven or eight of them, I think.


World Gone Wrong - Scene 22


My look back at World Gone Wrong is #2 in the series, and can be found here. I think I finally got to say a lot of what I've wanted to say for some time about this show, which is one of the things I'm most proud of having created.


World Gone Wrong - Scene 26


#1 in the series was Trav S.D. on Cold Fire, and coming up will be, among others, my old friend Frank Cwiklik.


World Gone Wrong - Scene 32


Jon notes that there's been a LOT of Noir for the stage in recent years, with more coming up besides their production, and having a number of the creators of these shows talk about it on their blog is not only good publicity for their show, but a valuable way of examining this phenomenon.


World Gone Wrong - Scene 33


It's also a nice excuse to post some of my favorite images from World Gone Wrong here. More can be found at my Flickr page. Enjoy. And please check out the interview.


World Gone Wrong - Scene 34


photos from World Gone Wrong featuring (in order of appearance) Gyda Arber, Ian W. Hill, Gita Borovsky, Maggie Cino, Bryan Enk, Adam Swiderski, Amy Caitlin Carr, Ken Simon, Stacia French. Photos by Ian W. Hill and Amy Caitlin Carr. Poster/postcard graphic by Hill-Johnson.
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So, here I am, away from the usual iTunes with over 18,000 songs, on a laptop with just 1,445 tracks -- most of them oddities that I didn't want to keep anywhere else.


What happens if I shuffle through this bunch?


1. "Shake a Tail Feather" - The Five Du-Tones - Land of 1000 Dances vol. 2

Ah, how nice. Recently downloaded comp, not yet ponged over to the "song" library. Never actually heard this before; just know Ray Charles' cover from the Blues Brothers film and soundtrack.

The original rocks like hell. Jesus. Get ahold of this one, people.


2. "Not Yet Three" - Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers - Rockin' & Romance

From a cassette I've had for over 20 years recorded from LPs of my dad's. I moved this over to the computer and digitially cleaned it up last year. Nice to have. Sweet, sweet, funny song.

Heard this on WFMU's Greasy Kid Stuff show last year (R.I.P.) in the midst of about two hours of Richman they were playing (it followed, just as I hoped it would, "Just About Seventeen") and was positive he had died or something. No, it was just nearly his birthday. Thank goodness.


3. "Ballad of Mac the Knife" - Original Cast - The Threepenny Opera 1976 Lincoln Center Production

Digitized this from my old vinyl a couple years ago, as it's unlikely to make a CD appearance, unfortunately. My dad and stepmom took me to see this production (directed by Richard Foreman) in January, 1977. Philip Bosco had replaced Raul Julia as Macheath by that point. Don't remember if Ellen Greene was still Jenny.

This is the best English-Language version and recording of Threepenny there is. Actually, I think it's the ONLY acceptable one. Among the singers on this I can hear Tony Azito, who I later saw in The Pirates of Penzance and Jack Eric Williams, who I later saw in Sweeney Todd and I think Armin Shimerman (Quark from Deep Space Nine and the principal on Buffy).


4. "I Think It's Going to Rain Today" - Dusty Springfield - Dusty vol. 2

Great singer, great song (by Randy Newman). Glad I just got all this Dusty. Sounds like a Newman string arrangement, too.


5. "A Man Who Thought He Was Unmarriagable" - Tom X. Chao - Peculiar Utterance of the Day

I keep all of these downloaded on here. Listen to Tom's PUotD at THIS SITE RIGHT HERE.


6. "Colors of My Life" - West Coast Branch - Acid and Flowers: 21 Late-60s Psych Rarities

More psychedelia on download. I now have so much of this. I don;t need this much. Not nearly. But every time I listen to the stuff track by track, trying to cull out the dross, each one sounds like something I'd like to keep in a massive random shuffle.

What to do?


7. "Dental Hygiene Dilemma" - Frank Zappa - 200 Motels

It's just as if Donovan himself appeared on my very-own wall-mounted TV screen with words of PEACE, LOVE and ETERNAL COSMIC WISDOM!

Ah, from my favorite side of my favorite album as a REALLY little kid. I had no idea what any of it meant, I just liked the funny music and voices. Didn't get the lines like "His dick is a monster" (from "Daddy Daddy Daddy") and so forth.

Here, Flo, Eddie, and Jim Pons (all previously of The Turtles) enact the temptation and Faustian deal made by former Mothers of Invention singer/bassist Jeff Simmons in high-speed cartoon voices, with symphony orchestra and classical chorus.

[cough, cough] Ahmet Ertegun used this towel as a bathmat six weeks ago at a rancid motel in Orlando, Florida, with the highest MILDEW RATING of any commercial lodging facility within the territorial limits of the United States (naturally excluding tropical possessions)!



8. "The Coming War With Russia (excerpt)" - Jack Van Impe

Insane "science" from Christian propagandist Van Impe, trying to connect a quote from the Bible which (in translation) includes the word "element" with the H-Bomb (which, according to him, you can find info on at your local public library by looking up "elements").


9. "Audio Capture 0067" - Ian W. Hill

Several takes of me trying to do a Federal Express radio ad for my voice-over demo reel, false starts and all. Five minutes worth, with brief conversations with Berit in between takes as she makes suggestions and I try to explain what I'm going for. No, I'm not listening to all of this again.


10. "I Used To Think My Right Hand Was Uglier Than My Left" - Ken Nordine - Word Jazz

Poetry and jazz, poetry as jazz, jazz poetry. I'm not sure this is Nordine on vocals here, though. Doesn't sound like him -- sounds like his words and style, but not his voice. Not deep enough. Maybe just speaking higher here.


Enough then, got it done. Most of what's coming up immediately are things like sound effects I created for the Caveman Robot show (the lab door closing; Jorge Cordova multitracked and heavily-echoed yelling "Spree!") or more Tom X. Chao.


I've been fixing up more photos from my shows in Photoshop and posting them on my Flickr photostream, and have also created a set for images from my shows, for those who are interested. Enjoy.


World Gone Wrong - Bill and Christina


I get to live my dream as a noir "hero" (really, here, a noir "fall guy") in this publicity photo for World Gone Wrong that has nothing to do with the show but iconography, as Bill Mist with Stacia French as Christina Wright, femme fatale.
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On the road, here at Berit's parents' place.


We miss the kitties already.


So here they are, for us to sigh over. Our exciting pets:


Hooker Flop


Well, not always so exciting, but pretty sweet.


Moni on Display


Very sweet when stretching amongst a random display of items on the couch.


Caught in the Act


And sometime one wonders just what they were just up to when you surprised them . . .


Maybe back with a Random Ten for Friday. Maybe not -- I don't have the usual iTunes setup with me, and I'd have to "arrange" a random selection out of whatever music I have on this laptop.
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Ahmet Ertegun is dead. He was 83 years old.


I wanted to say/write something about his importance in the music I love, but That Little Round-Headed Boy did it first and better here. Well worth reading.


And the photo here at If Charlie Parker Was a Gunslinger..., which I'd never seen before, really got to me -- here are two of the men responsible for it all. If they had John Hammond in there they'd practically have the perfect trifecta.


I recently acquired the Atlantic R&B Greatest Hits 1952-1974 albums, which are essential, and which will get a workout this weekend.


Unmentioned in any obits I've seen as yet is Charles Mingus' work at Atlantic (albums mostly produced by Ahmet's brother Nesuhi, I believe), which matters more to me than the Coltrane that keeps coming up.


Thanks for all those sides, Ahmet.
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To reiterate, I'm stuck on dial up at a computer with a terrible monitor, with massively incorrect color and contrast. So I have no idea how these photos actually look, but they're on this hard drive, and I can't move them anywhere else anyway, so I might as well use them.


First, another sensitive shot of sensitive Simone:


Simone, the Sensitive Cat


And here, once again, Hooker makes his feelings apparent to me as regards his importance vs. what I'm trying to read (in this case, the morning paper):


More Important Than Paper


And finally, a shot that for some reason always makes me think of them starring in a kitty Godot (Hooker as Estragon, Moni as Vladimir):


Hooker and Moni in Waiting for Godot

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