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4. Disgust


In case you haven't by some chance come across either these original stories, or commentary about them somewhere else, here's a couple of lovely items from The Washington Post on the way our wounded servicemen are being treated by our "SUPPORT THE TROOPS" government when they come home, in PARTS ONE and TWO. Please read them if you don't already know what they're about. I'd say more, but I start to see red and boil over. The articles are disgusting enough and speak for themselves.

My brother David comes home to Maine from the Army this week (day after tomorrow, I believe). He's very lucky that his injury (broken leg) is not something chronic or permanently disabling, given what they're writing about here. Of course he, and all the other soldiers who have been injured in Iraq in "non-combat" ways (he fell through a flight of stairs while on patrol) have not been included in any budget projections in what the VA will need to take care of Iraq/Afghanistan veterans, so the Administration can keep the apparent cost of the War down.

Berit and I will be spending next week up in Maine ourselves, so we'll be able to see him then. Good.



And with some additional commentary, here's Mr. Randy Newman with A Few Words in Defense of Our Country.


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3. Surprise


In looking over the Oscar nominations when they came out, and realizing that I had not seen even one movie nominated in ANY of the categories, it occurred to me that the only movies I had seen in a movie theatre in the past year were Drawing Restraint 9 and INLAND EMPIRE. That's it. Period. Whoa.

Between ticket prices, Netflix, lack of interest in what comes out these days, and theatrical work to take care of, I guess that seeing movies in the theatre (and I've ALWAYS been one for the promotion of actually seeing films on a BIG screen rather than video) has become a hell of a lot less important in my life than it once was. This would sadden me if I didn't have better things to think about.

Which reminds me, more Lynch writing soon -- I have the essay file open in the background constantly while working on other things, so I can drop ideas here and there if they come up. But Hamlet, sorry, Ian W. Hill's Hamlet (gotta get used to that) has needed to take over here for the time being.


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1. EGO


I finished my production draft of Hamlet (for the production I'll be designing/directing in June) on Sunday. It's 92 pages long in the standard script format that I like working in, which isn't bad (I am hoping, HOPING, for a 2-hour 15-minute show, but I'll live if it's up to 2:45 with intermission). I have to send an email out to all the actors I want to keep working with, saying "Who wants to do this, and what part(s) are you interested in?" and see what response I get.

I have Bryan Enk cast as Polonius/Fortinbras, Daniel Kleinfeld as Rosencrantz (and possibly others), me as Hamlet, and that's all that's set right now. There are specific people I have in mind for Osric, Voltimand, and Guildenstern, but the rest is wide open, and I want to read as many people as I can for everything else. As usual, I would rather work with the Gemini CollisionWorks regulars, but I may have to venture outside the group for some of the parts. I don't care all that much about casting "age-appropriate," necessarily -- probably as a result of always being cast myself as "the older person" in every damned show I've done since I was eleven (result of a deep voice and serious demeanor) -- but I'm not sure if any of the group will necessarily want to play my mother and stepfather (hell, Glenn Close was only nine years older than Mel Gibson when they did the parts). I'm trying to play about 15 years younger than I am, so maybe it'll work out with people from the GCW pool.

Ian W. Hill's Hamlet - french scenes excerpt
I'm in the middle of breaking down the script into french scenes now -- taking an internet break from this -- and I'm going to need at least 18 actors for this show. There appear to be two ways to break this down -- either I have 18 actors, all of who have at least one speaking role (many of them not very large) with most having a lot more non-speaking stage time, or 10-11 actors with all the speaking roles, lots of doubling, everyone getting lots of "speaking" stage time, and another 7-8 non-speaking "extras" who I can rotate out performance to performance, if necessary. I'd rather the first plan, of course, but I still have some paranoid worries that I won't be able to get the actors I want for some fo these parts if they "only" have their one or two short scenes (of course, this was how World Gone Wrong worked, though I didn't realize it at all at the time). Well, I'll get the people. I have to finish the breakdown(s) first so I know exactly what doubles I'm trying to cast . . .

I also need to check in with the others at The Brick to be sure everyone's aware that this is happening and that I'm really set with this for the Pretentious Festival in June. It's come up in conversation with Jeff, Hope, and Robert, I think, so I just have to check with Michael, I guess, to be sure we're all a go on this.

The show is also now officially titled Ian W. Hill's Hamlet.

I had considered this some time ago, and discarded the idea, but then Berit had the idea on her own and brought it up, and convinced me to go ahead with it (she's gonna read this and complain, "Oh, sure, blame me!" - no blame, she's right, I just needed a push). This production is, after all, for the Pretentious Festival, and the production is not in fact going to be very pretentious at all (quite the opposite in some ways, though certain kinds of pretension are critiqued in it). The pretension is in me as actor/manager taking on this role and directing it as well, of course. A role nobody else would probably ever cast me in. I'm only able to get up the nerve to do it because of the cover of "The Pretentious Festival" and by thinking of the fine writing Steven Berkoff did in his book I Am Hamlet about directing and playing the role himself -- his point being that ANY actor can play Hamlet, the role is so vast, containing multitudes, that as long as the actor correctly finds and plays THEIR Hamlet, they can't go wrong. This comforts me sometimes.

That said, I'm still planning on losing as much weight as I can for the part (I'm at about 250 lbs. right now, I want to get rid of around 70 lbs. of that or so - probably not going to happen, but I can try), getting rid of the beard and much of my bushy eyebrows, and going blond. I have no idea if this will really matter to the audience one way or another, but it'll matter to me.

Berit has also reminded me that any time I'm asked about what I'm doing next by anyone in the Indie/Off-Off community and I say, "Hamlet," they immediately get that I'll be directing and playing the role and seem honestly excited to see what I'm going to do with it. So within a small community, it's a selling point. Ian W. Hill's Hamlet (by William Shakespeare)

I had also decided anyway that 2007 was to be "The Year of Ego and Self-Promotion" for myself anyway, figuring that if I was to really try to accomplish anything in my art (as in possibly move towards making an actual living with it), I was going to have to unleash my monstrous ego, sell myself, and huckster the work as much as possible and not be ashamed of it. I'm not very good at this -- I have the ego, oh dear, DO I have the ego, but I've worked very hard for years (not always so successfully) to keep it under wraps, as the display of ego in others (even people I respect and admire who deserve to have large egos) nauseates me. Well, this year, I'm going to make myself sick.

(. . . oh god I'm gonna get KILLED for this . . .)


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Hooker had his third weekly checkup after the surgery on his ear, and he's doing very well. Well enough to remove all the sutures and take off the easter bonnet/cone of silence he's been trapped in since the surgery. This happened earlier than expected, so we wound up with no photos of the boy in the device.


Just old photos of him, still with a perfect left ear:


Hooker's Curly Nap


So, the poor guy has a deformed, floppy ear, but it does indeed make him look pretty cute. He'll look better when all the hair grows back. He's happy again, now that he can sleep as he wants, clean himself, and bite Simone. He gets lots of hugs, too, and wants them.


Hugging Floppy Hooker


And last night, he and Moni alternated curling up and napping happily together with vicious fighting. So all is back to normal here. Except they both got used to the treat of eating soft food while he had the cone on, and now they don't want to accept that they won't be getting it again any time soon.


H&M Holding Hands


I didn't get out to ANYTHING I planned to today -- too busy writing and trying to make blog stuff work (some massive tech problems). Berit's off board opping a show now, and I'm having some time relaxing with very loud music, as I like.


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Okay, this has been frustrating.


My intention WAS to tie into the "Lynch Mob" bloglink-a-thon going on over at Vinyl Is Heavy by rewatching ALL of David Lynch's film/video work in chronological order, and jotting down a few notes for six posts this week, one-a-day, Monday through Saturday. Just some notes, what I see, what I feel, what I think, what connections I've made over the years of looking at these things.

Two things got in the way. First, other writing I had to do, as well as personal life silliness. Second, the notes got out of control, as I added synopses and biographical stuff about Lynch that I "needed" to explain the notes, until I wound up with something closer to essays than notes. Also, there were serious problems getting the damned photos in the post and at the right size (please let me know if they come out all farblondjet on your browser -- I'm importing them from a new photo server - my flickr account is full - and they just kept going all haywire).

Whatever, at least I got the first one done before the Blog-a-thon was over -- the rest will show up as soon as I can get them together (probably faster, as less bio and synopsis will be needed in future, I think). Enjoy.



DREAMING OF DAVID LYNCH #1a (of 6): Philadelphia


1. Six Men Getting Sick (1967, aka Six Figures Getting Sick)


All of Lynch’s early (pre-Eraserhead) films are included on the Short Films by David Lynch DVD originally available only from davidlynch.com, now available commercially elsewhere. The original edition came in an 8”-square box with inserts that was an art object in itself (but held the disc in a tight cardboard sleeve just perfect for damaging it), and the films are presented in as good video versions as you could imagine (and probably, with Lynch’s painstaking restoration work, better than any of the film prints out there).

Lynch was a student at the Pennsylvania Academy of Fine Arts when the chance incident of wind moving a painting he was working on in his space at the Academy (a black painting with some very dark green grass) and the sound of some distant music from another student’s studio gave him the desire to see his paintings move.

With the help of his childhood friend Jack Fisk, he created a 6’-square plaster “screen,” featuring three distorted heads, rented a 16mm camera (with single-frame capacity but without reflex viewing), and began animating.

The result is a fifty-second long film that was shown on a loop at a year-end “experimental painting and sculpture” competition at the Academy. For ten minutes of each hour, in the gallery where the student work was being shown, they would turn out the lights and turn on Lynch’s film for several minutes, accompanying it with the sound of a siren on tape. Lynch and Fisk constructed a mechanism out of pieces of three erector sets to take the film loop from the projector up to the ceiling and back down to refeed in.


Six Men Getting Sick 1

We see six heads. The three on the left are three-dimensional – plaster casts of Lynch’s head, two of them looking pained, one – all the way on the left – looks peaceful, asleep, leaning his cheek on a hand. Perhaps this head is dreaming the rest of the work. Or maybe it has a toothache. Three more animated ones are added to the right, abstracted, distorted (one looks like “the Bufferin man”). Frames are drawn around some of the heads. All six heads grow esophagi and stomachs (one grows an actual chest x-ray). Words flash: LOOK. SICK. There is fire. Everything goes red for a moment. The stomachs fill with bile. The figures grow arms that jump around jerkily. Then all the heads vomit.


Six Men Getting Sick 2

Six Men Getting Sick is probably the lightest film in overall visual tone of all Lynch’s work, as it has to be in order to work as a projection on a sculptured surface – so, for a good deal of it, a lot of white space. The animation is fluid (except for the deliberately jerky arms) and precise. As with all of Lynch’s animation in his next few films, it appears he actually animates every single frame – most animation is shot with changes every 2 to 6 frames, for the sake of time, materials, and sanity.

The speed with which things move, change (and sometimes flash for a frame or two) somehow expands the strictly defined world of the frame, the sculpture, into a larger mental space. Some things flash and are barely seen, other things are held and can be looked at clearly, and the timing of which is which seems perfectly right.

The animation stops twice for brief live action shots, one of fire passing under the lens and one in which paint drips down the animation surface, which was obviously tilted or vertical – for years, I’ve been convinced the animation was actually done at a vertical on the sculptured screen itself, as it would be very difficult to make some of the precise lineups between animation and sculpture happen otherwise, but in looking for images for this essay I found stills of the animation without the sculptured elements (and discovered it can also be seen that way in the documentary Pretty as a Picture), so Lynch is, of course, just being amazingly organized and precise as usual.

The video version is, naturally, not really the work. The animation is superimposed on the screen, but also blocks it out at times in ways it wouldn’t as an actual projection. Lynch repeats the film loop six times on the video, with siren noise (the siren sounds like an old recording, so if it isn’t the original one that Lynch used in ‘67, he’s done what he could to simulate it), basically creating it as a new video work, Six Men Getting Sick (Six Times) as it’s now called onscreen. It’s an interesting bridge between Lynch’s paintings and film, as it resembles both, but is not quite either. Though he became interested in film as a means to make his paintings move, he knows that film cannot just be moving paintings, and adjusts his style accordingly. But he still has a ways to go.

Lynch won the competition, but the piece cost $200 to make. This was too much money to spend on one work, as far as he was concerned. He went back to painting.



2. The Alphabet (1968)


The Alphabet 1


Another student at PFA, H. Barton Wasserman, seeing Six Men, and having some money, commissioned Lynch to make a sculpture-film for him – something where the sculpture could hang on the wall and be interesting on its own, but with a flick of a switch, the lights would dim and a film loop would project on the sculpture-screen. He gave Lynch $1,000 to make it. Lynch spent almost half that on buying a used 16mm Bolex camera ($478.28 to be exact - he includes a still of the receipt, which he still has, on the DVD). He intended to make a split-screen film, with two-thirds of it animated, and one-third live action. He shot the film.

The camera was defective. What he got back from the lab was 100’ of smeared colors, with no frame lines. For some reason, he says, he wasn’t depressed about it (how, I don’t know, as I assume he spent an insane amount of focused time and effort on the animation), and Wasserman told Lynch to use the rest of the money to make whatever he wanted as long as he got a print.

Lynch’s wife Peggy had told him of seeing her six-year-old niece thrash about in a nightmare, repeating the alphabet over and over in an agitated manner. This struck a chord with Lynch, who was still in what his then-wife calls his “pre-verbal” phase, using sounds and gestures as much as words in everyday conversation.

From Lynch on Lynch: “Painters don’t have to talk. Every idea was in another language, down, deep inside. I never had to bring it to the surface. So things were pure and, you know, better that way. I didn’t have to justify anything. I could just let it come out. And that’s why talking about things isn’t a totally satisfactory thing . . . It just struck me that learning, instead of being something that’s a happy process, is turned around to being almost like a nightmarish process, so it gives people dreams – bad dreams. So The Alphabet is a little nightmare about the fear connected with learning.”

So he had ideas. Lynch painted the inside of his house (2429 Aspen Street) black to shoot the live action sections, then animated the rest, even tighter and more obsessively than in his previous film.


The Alphabet 2

Children chant “A B C” ominously as the film begins. A male voice sings a song about the alphabet as abstract animation fills the screen gradually with color, the letters of the alphabet emerging in order as part of the composition. There are flashes of a woman’s mouth, once with strange groaning, once saying, “Please remember, you’re dealing with the human form” (almost certainly a quote from one of Lynch’s teachers at PFA). Abstract shapes coming from uppercase letters give birth to lowercase letters, with blood and distorted cries (Lynch’s newborn daughter Jennifer, recorded on a broken reel-to-reel tape deck). Letters jump into the head of a distorted, hermaphoditic figure, which gasps and bleeds from the eyes. A woman’s voice recites “The Alphabet Song” in a childlike voice as Peggy Lynch pixilates around on a bed, reaching for the letters, then vomits blood across the sheets.


The Alphabet is incredibly tight and well-made, and that it was made as a first film by someone teaching himself the technical aspects of filmmaking is incredible, especiaslly when, say, compared to the early contemporaneous films of say, David Cronenberg – whose Transfer (1966) and From the Drain (1967) I was lucky (if that’s the word) enough to see some years ago, and which are amazing in their near-incompetence.

Every beat of Lynch’s film falls naturally into the next, and the rhythms are naturally cinematic in a way it usually takes years to learn. I know at least one person who thinks this is still the high point of all Lynch’s work, and there’s almost a case to be made – it’s pure, effective, without a wasted moment. At the same time, it’s missing one of the most important elements of Lynch’s work since, a dense overlay of sonic elements – the sound is interesting, he’s already thinking about it, but not quite yet where it needs to be, and the film does not quite cohere the same way as his later work, where sound works as the mortar holding the bricks of his images together.

Still, The Alphabet gave Lynch, as he says, “the bug” for filmmaking, and he began writing a script for his next film.


The Alphabet 3


3. The Grandmother (1970)


A friend told Lynch about the American Film Institute in Washington D.C., and their grants for independent filmmakers. All you needed to submit was previous work and a script, and Lynch had both, so he sent them in. Soon after, the first group of grant-winners was announced by AFI, and Lynch was unhappy to discover that they were almost all people far more established in the world of experimental film than he, such as Stan Brakhage and Bruce Connor.

Unknown to him, after The Alphabet was screened at AFI, there was some confusion about what pile to put it in – screened films were put in piles by “category.” When they were done, The Alphabet was in a pile all by itself, so the powers at AFI decided that no matter what they may think about his film, Lynch had to get a grant.

With the money, he made The Grandmother, a complex mix of two-dimensional animation, pixilation of actors, and live action. He painted the inside of his house black again (to make the actors and set pieces the only important things in frame), adding chalk lines here and there to delineate doors and corners, found a cast of friends, neighbors, and co-workers from LaPelle’s Printing (where he worked), and got to work.


The Grandmother 1

In an animated prologue, a brutish, grunting, whining couple produces, through their rubbing, an elegant boy in a suit, who is tormented at their hands. In their home, he repeatedly wets the bed, and is punished for it by his father (though the puddles are bright yellow, it is emotionally and thematically treated more like wet dreams). He finds a bag of seeds in the attic, pours dirt on a bed up there, plants the seed, waters it, and watches as a tree grows from the bed. The tree gives birth, noisily, sloppily, to the Grandmother, a comforting, whistling presence. The boy spends as much time away from his barking parents and with his grandmother as he can, growing closer to her, eventually having (animated) dreams in which he murders his parents and lives with the grandmother in a paradise with pools of yellow liquid. His mind has (as Lynch says) “got putrefied through some bad thinking.” The relationship sours, and the grandmother whistles herself to death. The boy tries to save her, and then to dream her up again as he wants her, but is unable to.


The Grandmother 2


The Grandmother is an advance for Lynch over his previous film in some ways, but a big step back in others. His camerawork, precise and controlled in Alphabet, is too often handheld and rambling here – very “early student film” in a way that The Alphabet is not – it’s interesting to compare Lynch’s early handheld work here to his recent work in INLAND EMPIRE to see just how differently “controlled” apparently uncontrolled camerawork can be. If The Grandmother’s handheld work suggests a voice saying, “Uh, wait, here you go, look, uh, over here – wait a minute, let me set this up for you, just a sec . . . there you go,” then INLAND EMPIRE’s camera says, “Look here . . . now look here . . . watch this while I move . . . over . . . here . . . isn’t that interesting?”

The Grandmother is also frequently boring, a charge often leveled at other films of Lynch’s, perhaps understandably. But while I have been occasionally bored at parts of Lynch’s other films on rewatching them (occasionally), this film is the one that always bores me in a couple of spots – I just want to yell “get ON with it” far more during this 34 minute long film than I ever do during the nearly three-hour INLAND EMPIRE. It is often, as opposed to the perfectly dark levels of The Alphabet and much of his later work, just too damned dark – the final shot of the film, a live-action/animation combo, is almost impossible to read. Things are missed in the murk that should be seen.

But it is here, working for the first time with soundman Alan Splet, who would be his close collaborator for the next 16 years, that Lynch uses a dense soundscape as an integral part of his mise-en-scene, creating the feel that comes to mind when something “Lynchian” is thought of. It’s not as constantly inventive as most of the later work – one particular tone, something like an organ (which also shows up in Eraserhead) is used many times here, almost as a default tone.

The occasional music score by Tractor, a local band, is pleasant, but oddly dated (I don’t know why, can’t put my finger on it, but something in the ambient tone screams “late-60s”). But the voices of the four characters – none of whom speak but make distinctive noises – are beautifully constructed, from the father’s brutal grunts, to the mother’s keening, to the boy’s wounded-bird cries, to the grandmother’s ethereal whistling. It’s not Eraserhead yet, but it’s getting there.

Lynch had applied for a $7,200 grant from AFI to make the film, and had received a $5,000 one. He ran out of money before finishing and asked AFI for the last $2,200 (his budget had been accurate almost to the dollar). One of the heads of AFI came to Philly from Washington D.C. to see what Lynch had done so far, was impressed, approved the extra money, and suggested to Lynch that he should come study at AFI’s new school in L.A.

So in the Summer of 1970, Lynch packed up his car and drove to Los Angeles.


To be continued as soon as I can get it together . . .


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Tyler Green, over at Modern Art Notes, in connection with the recent AIA List of "America's Favorite Architecture," has asked his readers to chime in with their favorites on their blogs and link to him.


Having a special love for architecture, I thought I should join in, but was horrified to discover that when I had to REALLY think of the buildings that mean something to me, my tastes are kinda classic and middle-of-the-road. Oh, well. Also very New York City-centric. Well, I don't get around much, and I limited myself to buildings I've seen in person, of course. Looking at the AIA list now, I see a handful of buildings I SHOULD have thought of, but didn't (the Hotel del Coronado in San Diego, for example), but I'm holding myself to the five buildings (and one interior) that I thought of on my own, without looking anything up, as meaning something special to me.


The Woolworth Building, 1913, Cass Gilbert
Woolworth Building - period

I drive over the Brooklyn Bridge and around through Park Row to the West Side Highway all the time, and every single time I marvel at Gilbert's great skyscraper. Great from a distance, or close up (great details in the lobby, if you can get in and past security in this day and age.


Woolworth Building


The Flatiron (Fuller) Building, Daniel Burnham, 1902
Flatiron Building - period

Still eccentric and distinctive without being self-conscious or ugly. For a moment, when seeing it, I can pretend I'm in a dark NYC drama.


Flatiron Building


The Bradbury Building (interior), George Wyman, 1893
Bradbury Building 2

The one non-NYC place here. Mom and I went to L.A. when I was small, and she hired a limo driver to take us around the city and show us the cool things tourists normally don't see. We started here, before Blade Runner made the place a known location again. I still see the interior in movies and place myself exactly where I was when we saw it.


Bradbury Building 1


MetLife North Building, Harvey Wiley Corbett, 1929
MetLife North Building 2

Not the overrated tower to the south, but the giant mass of the North Building - unfortunately, I can't find a night shot, when the lights make it look like something from DC Comics' Gotham City or Fritz Lang's Metropolis. Walked by it, lit up, ominous, beautiful, in a light mist my first term at NYU in 1986 with my then-girlfriend, and we stopped for some time below it, marvelling at the fact that, jeezus, we were IN NEW YORK.


The Chrysler Building, William Van Alen, 1930
Chrysler Building 1

And again, everything NYC is supposed to be in your dreams.


Chrysler Building 2


Lever House, Gordon Bunshaft, 1952
Lever House - period

And one day I looked at this and something opened in my head and I realized what all these other buildings were SUPPOSED to be, and nearly wept for what might have been.


Lever House


And your faves?
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Part 1a (of 6) of the damn career overview of Lynch is coming shortly; just one more paragraph (in the middle of the thing) to finish.


Too many things to try to do today. Finish three or four posts here, see a reading of my NMH classmate Alex Beech's new play at 3.00 pm, see Trav S.D.'s variety show at Galapogos at 7.00 pm. I just want to stay home and write, but I guess I have to get my ass up and out.


But have to get the regular Friday posts and two others out so . . .


1. “Powerhouse” – The Raymond Scott Project – Powerhouse – Volume 1

Not the greatest comp of Scott’s classic songs (mostly inferior recordings from radio; are there better ones available?), but the only one I have. This, which has come to mean “big machines working” in the Warner Bros. cartoon world, is a particular favorite of mine. In a perfect world, all large machines would play this on an endless loop, as entertainment and a warning.


2. “I Can’t Help Myself (Sugar Pie Honey Bunch)” – The Four Tops – Hitsville U.S.A., The Motown Singles Collection

One of the few Motown singles that immediately gets me over my “Motown is too slick, I prefer Atlantic sides.” There’s so much going on here, in both the vocal and instrumental arrangement. It’s bottomless – just when I think I’ve sussed out why the instruments are that way, I have to deal with the emotion of the vocal.


3. “Louie Louie” – The Kingsmen – The Louie Louie Files

The icon. More important than great, maybe. Sometimes, in the right place and time, under the right combination of substances, still great. There’s a lot of history to this song, both before and after this version, but there’s a good book about that by Dave Marsh, so I’ll leave it to him. No dirty words in the lyrics, but one is still in the recording – 0:53 in, the drummer yells “Fuck!” off in the distance as he begins to have trouble keeping the beat (he’s all over the place by the end, like it matters). No one caught that, too busy listening to other things. A slight-of-hand act.


4. “96 Tears (slow version)” - ? & The Mysterians – The Best of ? & The Mysterians, Cameo Parkway 1966-1967

Recorded at the same session as the classic single, a slower, sadder version. Not as good, but interesting to hear the possibility. Almost bluesy, but the farfisa won’t let it quite get there.

?, who put back together the original lineup of The Mysterians a few years ago and has been sporadically playing out, has had some sad times of recent. You can read about it (and help him out if you have money and the wont for charity) over HERE.


5. “Deeper Well” – Emmylou Harris – Lilith Fair: A Celebration of Women in Music

Swampy drums and guitar. Mmmmmmm. Green and turbulent. For some reason, every adjective I grab for in describing this seemingly genderless song (“sensual,” “slidy,” “wet”) sounds like a comment on it as a “woman’s” rock song in an almost condescending way. Why does this sound like a woman’s song, even when Harris isn’t singing? It’s as hard and driving as anything by Chris Isaak. Is there a quality of being female that comes through in the music even when not-at-all being traditionally “feminine?” Odd feeling.


6. “Mardande Tango” – The Ambros Seelos Orchestra – Scandinavian Geriatric Service

More odd pop from the North. A minor-key twist number with monologue on the verses, a peppy pop tango on the choruses. Got this from an online comp by an eccentric-seeming Norwegian girl. Glad to have it. The hell? Sound effects of gun shots and cries now? One of those times when I wish I spoke a bit of the language of my ancestral people, ja.


7. "Time" - Cat Stevens - Mona Bone Jakon

No matter what, his later life and positions, the fact that I normally HATE music like this, nothing takes away from how wonderful and beautiful Cat Stevens' music is. Something about it makes the sweetness believable rather than cloying. This is a surprisingly short one, a fragment, a nice bridge between other styles. Somehow creepy here, too.


8. "That's Your Problem" - The Outsiders - Nederbeat - The B-Sides 4

IAN: "It's weird that I've gotten to the point where I not only have a lot of 1960s Dutch garage rock, I can recognize the songs and groups." BERIT: "There's that much of it?" IAN: "Yeah, I have a whole bunch of Nederbiet comps and albums." BERIT: "Wait, they have a NAME for it? THEY HAVE A NAME FOR IT?"

Uh, yeah. A lot of it, like this, direct descendants of "Louie Louie" and The Kinks, sung in English, with varied success and intelligibility (this one is pretty good). One of many. I'd cull some of them out, they're all so similar, but each one is great when I'm listening to it, so how to decide?


9. "Volare" - Domenico Modugno - Unforgettable Fifties

Not long ago at home, as Alex Chilton's version of this song played:

BERIT: "Why do you have this on the iPod?" IAN: (sheepishly)"I like this song. I have several versions of it on here" BERIT: (shrugs, rolls her eyes, goes back to a puzzle)

Yeah, I dunno. I just like it. Cheesy and all.


10. "Charlena" - The Sevilles - The Doo Wop Box III, vol. 1: The Hits

Doo wop, or rock 'n' roll? Drives pretty hard with some rock drums, and not much of interest in the way of vocal harmony, just passion. Sax solo could almost make it a Coasters song. Stripped down classic song - here's the woman's name, here's her description, here's how she makes me feel, here's a plea for her love, here's a passionate scream. Throw in an out-chorus monologue, no extra charge. What more do you want? Enlightenment?


Okay, next post. Architecture.
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UPDATE: The links listed as disabled in my previous post about the Catholic League's tax code violation are all working again.

Melissa McEwen has now also left the Edwards campaign.

Several other blogs have brought up the tax code violation, most notably Phoenix Woman at Mercury Rising, who also included the necessary info on reporting it HERE. She has pretty much the same information as I did in my post, but adds the Catholic League's Employee ID number - and every bit of info you have on the form helps: 23-7279981.

Please note, if you are bothering to fill out the form, that several of the other sites make the error of saying the League is in "violation" of FS-2006-17. This is wrong - FS-2006-17 is an IRS factsheet (as the name indicates, the 17th FS they put out in 2006) which you can still see HERE. The actual section of the tax code violated is still HERE, with the less-catchy name "TITLE 26, Subtitle F, CHAPTER 76, Subchapter A, Sec. 7409 (a)(2)(i)."

Yeah, of course the real code couldn't possibly have as simple a name as FS-2006-17 . . .


Not sure why I feel so strongly about encouraging as many people as I can to try and take down this S.O.B. Donohue and his supposedly Christian bunch of bigots. Maybe it's my particular concerns about separation of church and state.

Maybe it's because - as only just occurred to me - I've been angry at this man Donohue for almost 20 years now, since he first came to prominence with his protests over Scorsese's The Last Temptation of Christ in 1988. I remember walking past his people outside the Ziegfield at the first show on opening day, as they marched with signs and shouted at those of us going in the theatre - some wag at the front of the ticket-holder line started singing "Onward Christian Soldiers," and it was taken up by all of us in the line as we walked into the theatre, the sold-out house easily drowning out the smallish (at that point) group of protesters. Yeah, there were more of them later, when the TV cameras were showing up.

At some point in his Last Temptation protests, as I recall, Donohue wound up marching around Universal Studios in L.A., dressed as Christ, hauling a cross, and being mock-beaten by a pair of stereotypical "Jews" with signs around their necks identifying them as MCA/Universal executives Lew Wasserman and Sid Sheinberg.

Uh, yeah. If you had told me then that anyone would possibly be taking any of this clown's public statements seriously in twenty years, I would have laughed and laughed and laughed.

I'm not laughing anymore.


And have a happy V-Day, yourself. Papoon for President, compadres.
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On the lighter, shorter side . . .


Orac at Respectful Insolence has a wonderful post (with great links out, too) covering comic strips and comic books made to teach kids about the evils of drugs, alcohol, VD, and rock'n'roll music (or, at least, Madonna).


I collect films going over the same material, but my knowledge of comics in this area is woefully small. Glad to have got the lead.


And as long as I'm posting comic book material, for those who haven't seen it before, I might as well show off my GIANT-SIZE MAN-THING:


Giant-Size Man-Thing!
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Amanda Marcotte, blogger of Pandagon, has resigned from her position at the John Edwards campaign, after the campaign had chosen to retain her despite attacks from William Donohue and the Catholic League over her past "anti-Catholic" views as expressed on the blog.


A mainstream news account is here.


I was a little upset, and disappointed in Ms. Marcotte, when I heard the news, as I felt this was just going to give the lunatic Donohue something to cry over as a "victory." And it will. I valued standing up to a psychotic, jumped-up, bigoted, fringe-element leader like Donohue (who very VERY definitely, by any statistical/polling data there is, DOES NOT represent the views of most Catholics in the USA) much more than I cared about any damage to the Edwards campaign - I'm not exactly fond of Edwards, or any of the potential Democratic nominees for that matter (except maybe Bill Richardson, but he has his own personal problems); I'm registered Independent, and will probably wind up pulling the lever in 2008 for whatever Democratic nominee is also registered under the Working Families party in New York.


But it's apparent that Ms. Marcotte's presence paralyzes not only the campaign but the blog as well -- Pandagon has been hit with so much hate mail from "Christians" the site has shut down, and if you follow that link to the site, you'll very likely get a temp page hosted elsewhere explaining the shut down and providing a lovely set of examples of the fine Christian sentiments they've been receiving (if you can bear hate speech, enjoy yourself, for the rest of you, in summary the messages are generally along the lines of, as Ms. Marcotte puts it accurately: "You have a pottymouth, you stupid cunt!"). I can't be upset or disappointed in Ms. Marcotte not wanting to spend one moment more of her life on the receiving end of the spittle of morons at both the campaign and the blog -- I'm sure she can take the attack, but it is a massive waste of time and effort to have to constantly wipe the spit off.


I don't necessarily agree with everything Ms. Marcotte says or has said at Pandagon, though I've been an occasional to regular reader for some time, but that's really beside the point here - this is the beginnings of an organized effort from the Right to separate the Left (or more precisely maybe, vaguely-more-left-leaning Democrats) from the netroots support that has been becoming more and more effective in organizing and getting out information on its behalf. In the case of the Catholic League, there are also not-so-subtle sexist overtones in Donohue's attack - he has been referring unpleasantly to the need to "silence these women" (the other woman being Melissa McEwen, of Shakespeare's Sister, who continues to work for Edwards). Marcotte is pro-choice, pro-sex education, pro-birth control, and anti-patriarchy, and she's not polite about it (nor do I feel does she have any reason to be) -- one can see how this viewpoint winds up conflicting with Catholicism. Donahue's attack is slimy, uses a great deal of misinformation or misleading information, and in its bigotry, is un-American.


It is also, it appears, a violation of federal tax law. Which is where things could get . . . interesting for Mr. Donohue. With some help.


The Catholic League, Donohue's organization, which funds and supports these attacks, is a 501(c)3 corporation. While 501(c)3 organizations "may take positions on public policy issues, including issues that divide candidates in an election for public office" (IRS FS-2006-17), they MAY NOT indulge in "issue advocacy that functions as political campaign intervention." Think this counts?


Here is IRS Form 3949 A, Information Referral, with instructions on how to fill it out and where to mail it.


Damn. Between the time I wrote all this and when I went back to proofread and check all the links, the following link (which used to lead to a template for filling out the above form, with all pertinent information) has been disabled, and seems to not be cached in any search engine, which makes this all a bunch more difficult. Well, all the info you need is out there, or enough in this post to lead you to where to go. I'll leave the next paragraph (and link) up in case the original page comes back sometime soon. The IRS Fact Sheet listed above can be found HERE; the actual section of the tax code violated is HERE. The Catholic League's address, needed for the form, is 450 Seventh Avenue, New York, NY 10123.


[Here is AN EXAMPLE, courtesy of Auguste at Pandagon, of what information could be filled out on an IRS Form 3949 A before one dropped it in the mail. I won't be getting to the post office today, but tomorrow, I'm there with my version of this.]


Civics can be FUN sometimes, folks! Doesn't it do your heart some good to try and use the IRS for good?
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Yesterday (Monday), I got my copy of the new DVD of Performance, the film by Nicolas Roeg (photographer/director) and Donald Cammell (writer/director), in the mail - a day before release date; thanks USPS! I've been waiting for this film, a favorite, to come out on DVD for years (hell, to have ANY kind of good-quality video release), and . . . well, I'd like to say I was not disappointed, but that's not altogether true.


Good things: The transfer is beautiful. Roeg's images have never looked so sweet and strong. For years I've seen this in faded and/or grainy and/or scratchy prints. The film now lives up to the standard of Roeg's work on other films from Fahrenheit 451 to Masque of the Red Death to Petulia to A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum.

The film is the full cut, not the slightly-edited original USA cut. The voices of Johnny Shannon (as Harry Flowers) and Laraine Wickens (as Lorraine), which were dubbed over with more "intelligible" voices for USA prints, have been restored -- I'd never heard their actual voices before; Shannon is perfectly intelligible to anyone who's watched enough BBC TV, Wickens is, yes, rather more difficult, but far better than the horrible screechy adult-woman-masquerading-as-a-child voice that replaced hers.

The sound remains - correctly - in mono, but has been spiffed up to be more clear, punchy, and wide in frequency than ever before, which brings me to--


One Bad Thing: The attraction to many of this film lies much in its brilliant soundtrack (mostly by Jack Nitzsche), so having the songs be so clear and rumbling (even in mono) is a good thing.

However. Someone must have decided that the classic sequence featuring Mick Jagger performing his song "Memo from Turner" needed even MORE audio goosing, and apparently decided to mix together the original mono track from the film with a mono version of the song as it appears on the original soundtrack album of the film - the same recording, yes, but in a different mix. So when the song begins, the bass suddenly becomes THUNDEROUS and the song really LEAPS OUT at you. This is not in itself bad, though it's noticeable that an extra echo effect is missing from Jagger's voice in a couple of spots. Then, during an extended instrumental break midway through the song, several sound effects and one line of dialogue from Jagger ("Here's to Old England!") are now COMPLETELY GONE from the scene.

Okay. In the great scheme of things, this is a very small matter. Still, this is, despite the film's relative scarcity for many years, an important film, influential on and revered by many filmmakers for years (Paul Schrader once remarked that whenever he was stuck for an idea, he'd watch Performance again, as it's full of ideas, and will always have something good and appropriate for him to steal). This DVD is probably going to now be the "definitive" version of the film, the only one that anyone who gets to know the film now will know, and it's NOT QUITE right. Dammit.

The only other "bad thing," really just a mild annoyance, is that in the (so-so) new "making-of" documentary on the disk, the "swinging London" atmosphere of the film is represented by title graphics with subpar Height-Ashbury-style, "groovy" typefaces and graphics that have nothing to do with the film. Ick. Yeah, yeah, I know: "Sixties" = "Bill Graham Winterland Posters." {sigh}


Restoration is a tricky business all right. They screwed up another little-but-really-not-so-little thing in the new restoration of Eraserhead they just did at MoMA, which I'll be discussing sometime else soon in the next few days when I'll be . . .


DREAMING OF DAVID LYNCH (IN SIX PARTS)


David Lynch’s work is never far from my mind. Obviously, I’m not alone. Recently, when Isaac Butler at Parabasis put it to his fellow theatre bloggers (primarily playwrights) to list their influences, Lynch’s name was generally among the ones listed (James Comtois noted this in his list and comments).

The group of posters over at Vinyl Is Heavy have announced “The Lynch Mob,” a series of postings this week (Feb. 12-16) focusing on Lynch. While not a “Blog-a-thon” per se, it seemed like a good excuse to spend this past week watching the entirety of Lynch’s output as director of film/video works (his work in other media either less interesting or interesting enough to be dealt with on its own, you make the call), in chronological order, and put down a few thoughts about his 25-or-so films/videos.

I don’t want or intend to go into any great analytical detail about all the pieces – that would require at least one book, possibly more, and would be reductive as regards the work in any case. A good book already exists containing as much of that as you need, Lynch on Lynch, edited by Chris Rodley.

This is a personal look at Lynch’s works; a few thoughts about what interests me here and there, connections I’ve made, things of note to point out, and variants/problems with the video versions. A breezy overview.

So after making up a list of his works, and pulling out the tapes and DVDs, I went to it from the start. I've made it through everything from 1967 to 1995 thus far, and my first entry (covering Six Figures Getting Sick through Eraserhead) will be up ASAP.


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James Comtois has apparently been sneaking into Berit's and my home and taking photographs of our cats, if you believe his blog. I would not mind so much, but for the fact that he isn't sharing the shots with us, and we could use them.


Unfortunately, as a result, we have no recent, good shots of the fuzzy monsters. I have to grab a dsiposable camera, or borrow a friend's digital, soon, to get some shots of Hooker while he's still in the head cone. He'll be stuck there another couple of weeks, it seems.


Until I have those shots, here's three old ones:


Bappers Sleeps in Color

Bappers, my mom and brother's cat in Portland, ME, is 13, and looks great for her age. Very active indoor/outdoor cat, too. Amazing she's lived this long. She used to disappear, sometimes for weeks at a time, but she's always come back. Her real name is "Sneakers," but "Bappers" stuck for reasons too long and silly to go into here.


Hooker Looks Up

Hooker is 5 1/2 and was rescued at the age of about 4 weeks from a deli at Houston and Eldridge Streets that my friend Michele was evicting. The deli owners cut out on the place, leaving the kitten behind, so Berit and I took him in. He is named for John Lee Hooker, who had died shortly before (and, secondly, for T.J. Hooker, who shall never die).


Simone Demands Attention

Simone (usually called "Moni," pronounced "moany") is probably about 3 1/2 years old. Berit found her, a tiny, emaciated stray, in front of our building. We figured she was about 4 months old, but she hasn't grown much since then - she was obviously malnourished on the street - so we really have no idea how old she was when we took her in. She's named for Nina Simone, who had died shortly before.


Back to work on the scripts; too much to do, too much to do . . .
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1. "Promo #2 - G-Force vs. Zoltar" - Hoyt Curtain - Battle of the Planets

30 second spot for the American animated series re-edited from a Japanese anime series. I loved this show in the 70s, but never caught how cool the music was. Here it's somewhat hidden under the voiceover actor (not Gary Owens, but an incredible simulation).


2. "I'm a Little Mixed Up" - Koko Taylor - What It Takes: The Chess Years

"Mixed up" seems an odd phrase to be sung with such passion by Koko in a hard-driving R&B song. In a song like this you're "messed up" maybe. "Mixed up" sounds oddly prissy. Lesley Gore gets "mixed up." Good song, still.


3. "Barbara's Dream" - Luciano Michelini - Isle of the Fishmen

Lovely harpsichord piece from the soundtrack to an awful, cheesy, Italian horror film. No matter what, no matter how terrible the film, Italian movies always have great cinematography and great music. I've probably got WAY too many Italian score tracks on the iPod now, but I whenever I listen to them to try and eliminate some, I can't do it - they're all SO good.


4. "Who'll Read the Will?" - The Lollipop Shoppe - Just Colour

American (despite the effete album-title spelling) garage-psychedelia band, late 60s. Very good. Like a lot of one-hit wonders you'd hear on Nuggets, but I don't think they ever had the hit. I used one of their songs in Temptation, and I haven't heard a clunker from this album yet.


5. "Born to Boogie" - T.Rex - History of T.Rex - The Singles Collection

Ah, a classic Bolan boogie. Yeah, a lot of T.Rex songs all slide together in my head, and I can't remember anything about them specifically unless I'm listening to them (except everything on Electric Warrior), but I love hearing them when they show up. T.Rex makes me smile. Always.


6. "Where You Stand" - Kingmaker - A World of Alternatives

Stock 90s alt-rock. I have a bit of affection for the style/sound, not really getting that heavy into it at the time - I didn't have the money/time to pursue it then, I was just doing theatre all the damned time. Pretty good time for rock, but Berit can't stand a lot of this, as it just sounds like every other song that came out when she was in high school. I think this is from a compilation she had that was put together by Doc Martens. You got it with a pair of boots or something. Okay, this DOES go on a bit long with a kind of attempted "anthemic" chorus that just don't cut it.


7. "Jagger" - Shawn Lee's Ping-Pong Orchestra - Ubiquity Studio Session Vol. 2 - Moods and Grooves

Faux 60s Brit-pop-instrumental-library track, very well done. Perfect spy/crime show feel. Someday I've got to put together a show using all this music, where we all get to be in some kind of Prisoner - Secret Agent - The Avengers - The Saint etc. landscape. Big swaths of primary colors. Giant props. Crisp suits and tight leather. Maybe that's more Jeff Lewonczyk's territory with the Bizarre Science Fantasy series, not so much mine.


8. "Where I Ought To Be" - Skeeter Davis - The Essential Skeeter Davis

Cry in your beer time, with sad pop-country music.


9. "Vulcanized Sneakers Commercial Intro" - Bob Perry - The Best of The National Lampoon Radio Hour

"Will the Lord Jesus be able to feed all those people with that single loaf of Wonder Bread and that half-a-can of tuna? We'll find out, just as soon as we take this break to hear all about how you can vulcanize your sneakers at home for just pennies per shoe!"


10. "Loveletters for Delinquents" - The Svengalis - downloaded from somewhere

Alt-rock. Good, with vague whiffs of the 80s and an overall power-pop feel, especially on the chorus. Unabashed use of a great, unfashionable keyboard sound. Vocal could be cleaner, more Paley Brothers-esque. Chorus really great the more you hear it. Really needs cleaner vocals, though.


Maybe cats later. Work proceeding apace on the scripts of Hamlet and Spell. Had a good lucid dream/meditation session last night that brought more clarity to Spell. Work to do.
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Over at Parabasis, Isaac writes, excellently, at some length about the perfection of Gene Chandler's "Duke of Earl," music as a first love, rhythmic issues as a primary concern of the theatrical director, and the ultimate impossibility of trying to achieve the perfection of a popular song in theatre. He sums most of it up with:


Theatre can never achieve the neatness, the perfectness of that song, of any compact song. Or rather, it shouldn't try to. When it does, all the life somehow disappears. Music can remain alive and perfect at the same time. Perfection destroys theatre by fixing it to one spot, immutable and immoveable, forever.


Of course, and what Isaac is also referring to here is not even a "song" so much as a recording. It is that exact recording of "Duke of Earl" that conjures that up for him. A moment frozen in time. A moment not only created by human beings, but through the recording media as well - the certain quality of an echo chamber, the distance between singer and microphone, the quality of the magnetic tape, etc. It is perfection. It is also locked off, unchanging, unreplicable. Its perfection lives solely in the space between it and you, a perfection unsharable precisely with anyone else. Play the recording (THE recording, the only one) of "Duke of Earl" for a roomful of people, and if its perfection exists for everyone in that room, it is a personal perfection between each individual and the recording. That keeps a recording of a song alive.


When I started directing theatre I sought some of that same kind of perfection as Isaac did (though maybe more influenced by the frozen rhythmic qualities of film than recorded music at first). It was on my third or fourth play (I was directing two shows in rep) - Film Is Evil: Radio Is Good in 1998 - after many rehearsals and shows where I had been browbeating my actors to try and get the precise musical quality that I wanted (though I never gave line readings as Isaac did; I knew that much), they delivered a performance that astonished me in its brilliance - nothing like the "perfect" show I had had in mind in execution, but doing what I wanted it to do, and BETTER.


So, I relaxed, I began to let go of pop-song, recorded music perfection, and instead moved towards the feeling of live music. I cast actors for rhythmic sense, but even more so for timbre, how their voices go together like a group of instruments. Assign some of them (sometimes I tell them this openly if they're musically trained, sometimes I euphemize) to be the "rhythm section" so that others can "solo." And in doing this I continue to strive for a feeling I felt in particular on one occasion - and pardon me, but this is going to get long and off-track, just a bit.


I don't care much for jazz. I'm somewhat along with Frank Zappa on this when he said (I'm paraphrasing from memory), "I couldn't get jazz. It just sounded like noodling. Then as I got older, I came to understand why they were noodling, and where they were noodling, and where the noodling came from. And I could tell good noodling from bad noodling. But in the end, really, it's all still just noodles to me."


But there's some I like. One night in the late 80s I went to the old Knitting Factory (when it was still on Houston Street) to see Sergey Kuryokhin and John Zorn play together (a google search lets me know this was October 28, 1988). I knew and liked Zorn's work fairly well, and had seen a documentary on Kuryokhin that made me want to hear more from him, so I made sure to be there. And they were . . . okay. Lots of technique, brilliant technique. Impressive. But all parodic, no center. Silly. Fun, but insubstantial. A bit disappointing.


So I was going to leave after that set, but a stranger near me, a jazz fan, obviously, stopped me and said I HAD to stay for the next set. Well, what the hell? Didn't cost any more. I decided to stay, have another drink, and watch the next act, which was the duo of Mal Waldron (piano) and Marion Brown (alto sax).


I can't remember a note of what they played, but I remember in every part of me how it made me feel. Transcendent. Moved. Torn apart and put back together, better. I don't know if they played 20 minutes or an hour-twenty. Time was meaningless. Light, space, sound, performers, audience were all one. Eventually, it ended, when it was supposed to, when it needed to, when it was right to stop. A moment of silence, an intake of breath, and wild applause. I turned to the jazz fan who had insisted I stay, near tears, and asked, "Was that as special as I think it was?" Not knowing if this was just another set of live jazz like any other. "Yeah," he said, moved, "that was special."


Huh. On the other hand. It turns out Jon Pareles of the Times was there the same night and reviewed the show, feeling the same way as I did about the first set ("thin and jokey") and not at all the same about the second. I kinda wish I hadn't read that review now. What he saw and heard as Mal Waldron "dominating the set," leaving Marion Brown to "try and follow," I saw and heard as Waldron setting down a firm ground, with Brown entering only when it was ABSOLUTELY CORRECT for him to come in, and always leaving at the right time. Oh, dear, I REALLY wish I hadn't read that review. Now I see that Waldron/Brown recorded a duet album less than a month after I saw them, covering some of the same material. Do I get it, and see if a recording resembling that night has anything like the same effect on me still? Or let it lie, and just remember the effect it had on me, even if I can't remember a note of what was played? The question may be moot - it looks to be impossible to find the CD at this point . . .


In any case, a recording of that night would bear the same relationship to what really happened as a video recording of a play does to that performance -- very little. "I like to remember things my own way . . . how I remember them, not necessarily the way they happened." After all, I remember Waldron coming out, sitting at the piano, lighting a smoke, taking a drag, then setting it down in an ashtray on top of the piano, where it continued to burn for the entire performance, creating a perfect smoke effect for the lighting on the two of them. This, of course, did not happen, but it is as real to me as anything else from that night.


In my iPod is a playlist of my "25 Favorite Recordings." Not songs, recordings, for "Night and Day" and "Stardust" aren't on there. Just 25 songs that affect me in a "perfect" way when I hear them, no matter how many times I've heard them. They are my individual perfection.


But theatre, imperfect, impossible to perfect, achieves its greatness in those moments when all involved, creators, interpreters, and audience are all in one space, one time, experiencing something together and individually at the same time. Something abstract, musical, that can not be expressed in words or exactly creatively planned. It just happens. If you're on the ball, and working with collaborators who are on the ball, it happens more often.


Then, you can sit back and think about it and write about it and try to figure out exactly what it was that you did that worked so well . . .
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So, this year to come in theatre is still confused and uncertain.

I am preparing my script for Hamlet for The Brick's Pretentious Festival in June (with, I hope, an extension of at least a few performances in July, as it's a lot of work to put into just six or so performances). By the end of the week, I want to have the script done so I can email every actor I know and want to work with again to ask if they're interested, give the cast breakdown, see who they want to read for, and then send them the script so they can see what I'm planning on doing with the Shakespeare play.   The only people set in the cast as yet are me (Hamlet) and Bryan Enk (Polonius/Fortinbras).

However, August is also mine to do with as I please (kinda) at The Brick, and I'm still up in the air about what what it is exactly that I please. I want to do only an original work (or works) of mine, but there's also a certain amount of interest in bringing back my production of Marc Spitz's The Hobo Got Too High, which would be quite fun, and pretty easy to do.

As for the original work to bring back that month, the plan has been to bring back That's What We're Here For (an american pageant), which only got six shows last June, and which I'd like to work on more and get into a proper, tight shape. I'm worried about getting back the entire cast, though, and if I couldn't get back at least two-thirds of them, it wouldn't be worth it to me. Also, I'm worried about how to sell the show, and don't want to wind up working hard on a show I care about so much if I can't get the houses.

I've also been thinking about bringing back NECROPOLIS 1&2: World Gone Wrong/Worth Gun Willed, which was pretty popular to begin with, I'd like to do it again (as, I think, would most of the cast, many of whom have expressed their feelings to me that they could do a much better job with their parts now), I can sell it and get the houses, and it wouldn't cost much as we have most of it ready from the 2005 run, we could make some profit, and everyone could get a cut.

(I mentioned to one of the actors in World Gone Wrong not long ago that I made about $100 in profit on the show.  She asked why she hadn't got a cut.  I noted that an even cut among the 22 people working on the show would have wound up at less than $5 each, and that seemed silly to me to hand out, almost insulting.  She said hey, that's two subway rides - so I guess I should have done that anyway.  I will in future, when I have a show that makes money again.)

There are other "original" shows I'd like to bring back (in quotes because they are original works of mine, but for the most part are collage texts of other sources), including Even the Jungle (slight return) (by me and David LM Mcintyre), NECROPOLIS 0: Kiss Me, Succubus (after Jess Franco and Radley Metzger), NECROPOLIS 3: At the Mountains of Slumberland (after Winsor McCay and H.P. Lovecraft), as well as the other two mentioned above.  In a perfect world, I could somehow do all five of these in one month in rep without killing myself, get the back catalogue "out of the way" and hopefully seen by a few more people, as they deserve, and then move on to new stuff.

Also, I'd like to put up a full-original work at some point -- a non-collaged play.  I've had some ideas in the past month, but they've been floating around my head with no shape yet.  I had just a title - Spell - and some imagery notes.  The other night, walking home in the cold moonlight from the grocery, something hit, and something opened in my head like a door letting in light, and I had the first inklings of something concrete.

I probably won't post much, if anything, else of this as it comes, but I thought the beginning point might be interesting.  Just the start, notes and fragments.

Maybe I'll have this ready to go for August . . .


*****

SPELL


(fragments to be figured out and ordered later)


(light bulb scene)


ANN

Say we had a light bulb here . . .


Light bulb on stand shoots up out of the center of the table. ANN points her finger at it like a gun, “pulls the trigger,” and it clicks on.


ANN

. . . and it’s on. I can’t just look at that and deal with it as just a light bulb


(detailed light bulb explanation to come)


Not just light bulbs. Something that complex. Tables. This table. Who built it, where, what hands, what conditions. How did he or she feel? Did they have a cold? Who did they give that cold to, later that day after they made their piece of this thing?

I’m in a diner, I go to put the sugar in my coffee from one of those sugar pourers, you know, the, the diner . . ?

(Demonstrating the “diner kind” of sugar dispenser with a pouring gesture. BILL nods.)

And who made that, that there in my hand? Not just that, that there’s a factory somewhere of people, lots of people, making these. And a place in that factory, maybe a factory of its own somewhere where they just make those little metal flaps at the top of the lid that the sugar comes through. Just that little piece of metal, and how many people did it take to make that, and who are they, and what are their lives around making these little pieces of metal. I picture them. I follow them home. I watch their TV shows . . . dinner . . . evening with the kids . . . maybe friends over . . .

It’s paralyzing. Not being able to just ignore it. Accept it. If that’s . . . You get what I mean?


BILL

Does that make things difficult?


ANN

(bitter irony)

Well, it makes it difficult to acquire money. If you know what I mean. Earn my keep.


BILL

What do you want to keep?


*****


ANN

(looking off)

I hear voices . . .


BILL

Tell me about these voices.


ANN

No, I mean—


BILL

Don’t be afraid.


ANN

I’m not afraid, I just—


BILL

Stay a spell.


ANN

Stay what spell?


Spell occurs. Three witches. Silhouetted through back scrim wall.


WITCH 1

Stay.


WITCH 2

Sit.


WITCH 3

Remain.


*****

(floor becomes ceiling – fabric – on pulleys)

(noir detective)

(ANN gender switch, back and forth, unsure – ANDY, maybe?)


Sit a spell.

Spell this.

Spell it for me?

Are you good at spelling?
*****


ANN

I thought I was an artist. I was always told I was an artist, so, hey, I’m an artist, right? Then I got to thinking I was just a craftsman. Woman. Craftswoman? Person? Crafter. Crafty? Then I decided I was somewhere in between, and what kind of place is that to be? After all.


*****

(politeness/manners/chivalry part of monologue)

(being in the grey, between black and white, problems, advantages, disadvantages)

(things have moved on)

(technology. shifts.)

(bread and circuses)

(business scene with lots of machine sounds, images of money, bills, large. projected?)

(noir figures. violence. multiple beatings.)
*****


Well, anything can happen in this place.


Do you mind?


Mind?


Mind.


Me mind?


You mind.


I mind everything and nothing. All at the same time.


*****

(everything slides)

(drug, voices, insanity, dealing with it discussion)
*****


Did you ever want to be normal?


Jesus, hell, no!

(beat)

Well, no, maybe that’s not true. For a moment, time to time, very brief. Only when I was in discomfort and wanted comfort. Thought “normal” would have given it to me. Ease. An easement, of a kind.


*****

Say this was—

(as a repeated opening to various scenes/thoughts)


(ANN and ANDY alternate imagining the lives of people in businesses/houses seen from a train – “Colonel F.G. Ward Pumping Station,” “Mr. Fox Tire Company,” “Sal’s Collision and Son,” “Action Box and Container;” a factory with cracked windows painted with green enamel; plains of burned-out, busted, and just plain left for dead vehicles; a back sunporch on a river, filled with stuff, over the windows and the screen door; two International Klein Blue doors stuck in the side of an old, shabby tin warehouse; a faded smiley face with “Always Happy To Serve You!” in italic on the yellowed sign of a building, no other signage visible.)
*****


Hmmmn.  It's a start.  I have some more ideas.  All dancing around.  Some kind of hook.  All there, just can't find the words yet . . .
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I have too much to do to spend the time I'd have to finding and uploading more cat photos (especially with having to work on dialup right now, which means an eternity to upload the shots to my Flickr photostream), so, just one shot for now of our friend Bappers of Portland, ME:


Bappers Naps


Our digital camera is busted, but we need to borrow one, or just get a disposable or something to get some photos of Hooker while he's still stuck in the Cone of Silence to protect him from scratching his deflicted ear. It looks like a little Easter bonnet on him. Another 3 to 6 weeks for the poor boy in the damned thing. Well, he's used to it by now, it seems. Somewhat.

Okay. Time to shoot some antibiotics into his mouth. Fun fun fun.
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Petey Plymouth LIVES!

My minivan does NOT have a busted transmission. Just needed a tune up (and - different problem - new shocks in the front), but otherwise, is just FINE. Should have the car back this afternoon

Just shows to go ya, DON'T suggest to your mechanic (or doctor, anyone making a diagnosis) what YOU THINK the problem might be! (At least, don't present your own idea as a fait accompli) This creates confirmation bias.

I told my first, regular (and good, really) mechanic that I thought the transmission was dying. He drove the car, it felt like the transmission was going, so he assumed that I was right. I wasn't. It's worse if you seem to be a reasonable person who knows what they're talking about; I am, I wasn't. There are many other things that can make a car feel like the tranny's going. Petey had one.

I should have Petey back this afternoon or tomorrow morning. Aw bettah.


Meanwhile, back in the iPod . . .


1. "Don Henley Must Die" - Mojo Nixon - Otis

Silly, unfair, nasty, and FUNNY as hell. Mojo's first post-Skid Roper album, and the one song on it that works best from having an expanded band (I preferred him stripped down, on guitar with Skid on washboard, stick, bell, and cymbal). Seems to make everyone laugh, no matter where they stand on the Don Henley issue.


2. "Hookywooky" - Lou Reed - Set The Twilight Reeling

Fun, adorable love song about Lou Reed wanting to get it on with Laurie Anderson, with a happy sing-along conclusion about wanting to throw all of her old boyfriends that drop by "under the WHEELS of a car - on CAN-AL street!" Never was imagined homicide so catchy! Last great song Lou's written. No pretensions here.


3. "Babylonian Gorgon" - The Bags - Dangerhouse Volume Two

From the label, the comp, and the group name, I guess this is out of L.A. in the late 70s, but I don't know anything else other than this is a great song. Punk, with a pop single edge, extremely tightly played, with an extreme attitude in the lyric and vocal that sounds forceful and pissed without sounding petulant and snotty. Yup, just looked them up. 1979. L.A. One more sad band story.


4. "Capitan" - Berenice - Mexican Madness

Slick, cool surf-guitar instrumental (with brief spoken Spanish interpolations). Excellent, but when is this from? I thought all the stuff like this I had was from the 60s; this MIGHT be, but the production sounds too recent -- just checked, yup, recent band in the Los Straitjackets mold. Weird fake-out ending with a blast of Mexican TV and the intro to a Chuck Berry song.


4.5. "Barely" - Buckcherry - 69 Plunderphonics 96

No, wait, that wasn't part of the Berenice song - it was a 5-second track by John Oswald/Plunderphonics - one of the ones where he takes the opening and closing chords of a Chuck Berry song and splices them together. Supposed to, I think, show how ingrained in all of us Chuck's music is - just the opening and closing conjure up the entire song.

Except that while I KNOW this, I can't quite place which song it is. I just went through all 25 Berry songs I have on the iPod, and it's none of them. It's one of the famous ones that I don't actually like so much, so I left it off, and now I'm forgetting it.

When I was loading CDs into the iTunes, I was VERY selective for about the first third of the alphabet (our CDs are alphabetized, yes, okay), so I really picked and chose with many artists at first, especially if my first impulse was to load EVERYTHING they ever did. By the time I got to "R," I was just throwing almost everything in (though I've pruned away at it later). Why didn't I just put all the Chuck Berry on that I had? Well, I'm not going back now. Or at least for a while.


5. "The Creeper" - Young-Holt Unlimited - Mellow Dreamin'

Cool, trumpet-based soul instrumental. Actually sounds more like movie scoring than most of Young-Holt's work. Good music to have in an iPod to make your life seem like an exciting movie when you're just futzing around.


6. "Ding-Dong Daddy of the D-Car Line" - Cherry Poppin' Daddies - Zoot Suit Riot

The "swing" revival paled on me quickly - a little too self-aware, a little too smug - but some of the music is still exciting, like this song, even if it also comes off a little too pleased with itself. Can a song be smug? Oh, of course, yeah.


7. "Can I Get a Witness?" - Dusty Springfield - Dusty Volume 1

Great singer, great song, well done. No problems here.


8. "Act of Faith" - Stan Ridgway - Holiday in Dirt

From Ridgway's "leftovers" collection, a sad, lovely, acoustic ballad. Good, but if Johnny Cash were doing it, it'd tear you apart; it sounds like something he would have done on his last albums.


9. "Shonen Knife Planet" - Shonen Knife - Happy Hour

The Knife goes hip-hop! Well, kinda. Lead in, "intro theme," track to this album, just drum machines, electronics, and the girls. It's Shonen Knife, it's fun., it's non-self-conscious. "Love! Peace! And Shonen Knife!"


10. "You Better Believe in Me" - Eskew Reeder - Northern Soul: The Cream of 60s Soul

Excellent, fast, driving, R&B from a man more frequently known as a Little Richard imitator calling himself Esquerita. I like this better than most of his stuff.


Today, a meeting at The Brick with the SM of the upcoming Thomas Bradshaw plays to check that their laptop is compatible with our video projector. Maybe I'll be driving Petey over. I need to see the Bromley show, too -- I haven't been in the mood recently, but I HAVE to see it before it closes, so maybe tonight, since I'll be at the space.

(iPod is still going - "These Boots Are Made for Walking" translates VERY neatly into "Ces Bottes Sont Faites Pour Marcher," by Eileen, from Femmes de Paris, vol. 1)

Last night, B&I watched Infra-Man, an old favorite of mine (now titled Super Inframan in English), and Mike Judge's Idiocracy, which is both a pretty good comedy and an excellent horror film.
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What was I just saying about our country being led by a supervillain?


From our Department of Sociopathology, a little story about a visit by Fearless Leader to a fine industrial facility in Peoria, Illinois:


(originally by Mary Bailey in Newsweek, thanks to Majikthise and Dependable Renegade for the pointers, pictures, and additional info interpolated from other sources)


Bush Cat
". . . heh-heh-heh . . . I gots me a crazy idear . . . oh, if only they knew . . . heh-heh-heh . . ."


Touring a Caterpillar factory in Peoria, Ill., the Commander in Chief got behind the wheel of a giant tractor and played chicken with a few wayward reporters.

Before the tour, Karl Rove chatted briefly with Caterpillar executives about whether Bush would drive one of the tractors. Rove reminded them Bush doesn't do much driving on his own these days and asked if Caterpillar's insurance was up to date.

"We figure he'll have a tendency to go to the right," quipped Tim Elder, director of corporate public affairs.


C'n I Drive?
"C'n I drive it, mister?"


Wearing a pair of stylish safety glasses -- at least more stylish than most safety glasses -- Bush got a mini-tour of the factory before delivering remarks on the economy. At the end, Bush, dressed in a bright blue shirt and without a tie, did indeed climb inside a "Black Iron Machine" bulldozer. "I would suggest moving back," Bush said as he got into the cab of the massive D-10 tractor. "I'm about to crank this sucker up."


Bush in Tractor
"Gonna kill me some pissants fer Jeezus!"


As the engine roared to life, White House staffers tried to steer the press corps to safety, but when the tractor lurched forward, they too were forced to scramble for safety."Get out of the way!" a news photographer yelled. "I think he might run us over!" said another. White House aides tried to herd the reporters the right way without getting run over themselves.

Even the Secret Service got involved, as one agent began yelling at reporters to get clear of the tractor. Watching the chaos below, Bush looked out the tractor's window and laughed, steering the massive machine into the spot where most of the press corps had been positioned.

"I thought you were joking," one reporter yelled to the president. He just smiled and shrugged his shoulders.


Bush Crush!
"Ah-HAH-hah-hah-HAH-hah! RUN, proles, RUN! I'LL show you who's THE DECIDER! Me n' muh faithful injun companion Tonto here will make y'all PAY! You WILL bow down before me, press corps! You WILL! Both YOU, and then one day, YOUR ASS! AAAARRGH!!! Army STRONG! ARMY STRONG!!!"


If I was in the press corps, I'd start being on the lookout for trap doors leading to shark-infested tanks and ejector seats in the press plane.


(okay, the last photo is actually a file photo from a few years ago, not the recent event -- guess there's a BIT of history here I hadn't been aware of - this was in 2002 when he just sat in the cab of a tractor at a John Deere factory and honked the horn and flashed the lights for several minutes -- REPEAT: For several minutes -- even I'd have fun doing that for about 10 seconds or so, but this is our President?!)
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So, okay, now dig this, right?


This comes courtesy of The Carpetbagger Report, and I'd like to thank the commenter there known as "Chief Osceola" for the following lead-in to this news item:


Let's get this straight.


The current Administration's line on Global Warming is basically:

It is not happening. The scientific evidence is questionable, and is just one part of a larger discussion.


Also, if it IS happening, well, humans (and large polluting corporations) are certainly not the cause.

The Administration knows this, because they believe it very, very strongly.


However, if by some unlikely, unbelievable, incredibly outside chance there turns out to be SOME truth to it, and we need some kind of "last ditch effort" to save the planet, our Fearless Leaders have begun the necessary research towards their best idea for a solution:


GIANT SPACE MIRRORS.


No, really. Check that link to The Guardian [UK] for the full story as it stands.


Berit: "Oh, of course. Reducing emissions isn't even an option. No problem can be solved without a fat Halliburton contract."


Personally, I am reminded of an old movie serial, named for its diabolical villain, The Crimson Ghost:


The Crimson Ghost
"We've been tricked by cleverness!" - The Crimson Ghost


Pretty scary getup, huh? Possibly familiar from the pages of Famous Monsters magazine or as a logo for the band The Misfits. Maybe, if you haven't seen the original serial, you've seen bits of it in the film J-Men Forever, re-edited and redubbed by The Firesign Theatre's Phil Proctor and Peter Bergman.

The original serial is marred somewhat by two things (apart from being a 1940s Republic movie serial, which carries its own problems).

First, as unsettling as The Crimson Ghost's costume can be, his voice is incredibly wimpy and non-frightening (it is mainly done by I. Stanford Jolley, but is switched off between supporting cast members to keep up the suspense of who it "really" is).

Second, his plan, like those of so many evil supervillains, is a bit too complicated to be effective -- He intends, in part, to hold the USA hostage by threatening to "magnetize" the entire Southwest unless he gets what he wants (and I forget what the hell that is, money or something else). I think he has some ray or something that will make lots of metal fly around and stick to other metal all over New Mexico, Arizona, and Southern California. It's been 10 years since I saw it, and it wasn't clear then.

This ain't gonna work. Never does. And yet, the supervillains keep trying these impractical plans, doomed to failure. And somehow, still, they get a bunch of fedora-ed henchmen in suits with wide lapels and big shoulders to run around robbing banks, kidnapping ingenues, and engaging in fisticuffs with scientists (surprisingly effective fighters!), before returning to That Cave in Griffith Park to report that another plan has failed.

How do they GET these henchmen? Why would any self-respecting goon looking for work go in for this? Well, obviously, supervillains only get the STUPID henchmen.


Flunky #1: So, Dale, what's up with you?
Flunky #2: Well, Clayton, I got an offer from the Capone mob in Chicago, but I dunno . . . bootlegging, robbery . . . seems kinda run-of-the-mill. I think I'll go with The Crimson Ghost. He's gonna magnetize the entire Southwest! Now, HE thinks BIG!


Who would actually go in for this? You'd have to be a moron . . .


Crimson Ghost: Hmmmn. That jaw of yours looks pretty weak. That's going to get hit a lot.
Flunky #2: Yeah, but you can break five balsa-wood chairs across my back!
Crimson Ghost: Fine! You're in!
Flunky #2: What kind of health insurance coverage do I get?
Crimson Ghost: We'll talk about that after I've MAGNETIZED the ENTIRE Southwestern United States!


So, impractical, inefficient, short-sighted, doomed to failure. WHY again is this springing to mind?


Right. GIANT SPACE MIRRORS. Supervillains. Stupid henchmen willing to go along with ridiculous plans no matter how many times they get clocked by scientists. Uh-huh.


Oh, and the other idea being floated . . . putting reflective DUST into the atmosphere? Huh. That's good.


Berit: "Ah, simulated nuclear winter! Yeah, nothing could go horribly, disastrously wrong with THAT."


Now. If you need a dose of sophomoric-level (unintentional) humor to avoid being stunned and amazed to tears by the state of things (like the above), check out this page at Dinosaur Gardens for some fine samples from an album by Elder Marshall Taylor in which he prepares his flock for the coming Rapture.

The album title? Don't Miss The Great Snatch. Be sure to listen to at least the short samples . . .
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From the blogs today, two items of interest I wanted to point to:


1. Glenn Greenwald at Unclaimed Territory with an elegant post starting out with the disgusting spectacle of Bill Kristol telling Sen. John Warner his duty as an American, Brit Hume lecturing Sen. Chuck Hagel on courage, and Sen. Lieberman and the Administration equating dissent with treason and their own "strong" posturing with the past glories of Churchill and Lincoln.

Greenwald goes to the actual words and beliefs of Churchill and Lincoln and comes up with a markedly different (and rather moving, if expected) viewpoint.

Everyone seems to be digging and linking to this post by the always cogent Greenwald, but in case you haven't caught it yet, look in.


2. Curbed on the new Jean Nouvel tower on 11th Avenue which will permanently block the 10-story Knox Martin mural, Venus. Does architecture trump art? Does it matter if the art is perhaps middling (or worse) and the architecture is (perhaps) interesting and impressive? For myself, I'm as yet unsure. The mural makes me happy when I see it, as much as for the fact that, "Hey, there's a big piece of abstract art there!" as for any actual feeling towards the work -- a rarer feeling than, "Hey, lookit that kinda neat-looking building!"

The Nouvel does look kinda neat, though -- click through the links at Curbed to see better illustrations. But who knows if it will quite come off that way.

My teeth are also set on edge by the attitude in the comments at Curbed, which get to the level of the classic "My five-year-old could do that!" argument.

(sigh) Well, just one more thing to miss. Not quite as seethe-inducing for me as losing 2 Columbus Circle. And I'm still pissed about Tilted Arc.

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