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And from the many fine and funny (and occasionally disturbing) album covers on display at LP Cover Lover, another couple of Christian Music albums covers for your entertainment, where it just feels like there was a lack of awareness of what the cover might be saying/

I know who they're talking about here, but they might have made it clearer . . .

He's Coming

And the five members of The . . . uh . . . Gospel Four appear to be upset about missing their bus, and given the title of their album, they may be waiting a LONG time before they can move on . . .

I Won't Walk Without Jesus

It reminds me of some of the recent comments I've seen online about the current Conservative "teabagging" craze, to the effect that none of them were actually calling it that as they were smart enough to know what it means to some people in some contexts -- they were always using the term "tea party" and it was the dirty-minded Librul Media that said they were using the occasionally dirty term, so they could make fun of them. Sorry, nope, there's plenty of video and websites out there showing them discussing wanting to "teabag" Obama or (more ambitiously) "teabag" the White House. Ah, somewhere, John Waters smiles . . .




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All of the below come from a favorite site of mine, LP Cover Lover, which collects and posts bizarre, beautiful, funny (unintentional and not), or just disturbing record jackets from around the world and across the ages.

My favorites of these tend to be the Christian-related albums . . .

Don't Let the Devil Ride

The World Series

I Kick Ass For The Lord!

. . . as they seem to have the highest level of unawareness of how inappropriate or silly their titles, graphics, etc. can look:

Let My God Love You

heaven came down

feel so good

Jesus Use Me

Jesus, What a Name

Sometimes I marvel that the artists responsible for the above don't think about the possible other meaning of the titles they use (as in the last two), but Berit, who has close family that lives in the fully Evangelical world - and nice and sweet people they are, to be sure, generous, kind, and good to us, and who believe fully that B & I will be going straight to Hell - reminds me that the creators and audience for this kind of work just don't think that way at all, and any unfortunate double meaning just wouldn't occur to them.

Which maybe makes this new one I grabbed - the reason for this post in the first place, and my all-time favorite - even more amusing . . .

He Touched Me

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A meme I did a year ago is now going around Facebook. It was fun the first time, and I enjoyed doing it again, so here's the note I just posted on Facebook, detailing what to do, if you're so inclined (I didn't spend as much time on this year's as last - I have work to get back to):

Rules for Making Up Your Fake Band's Album Cover:

1. Your band name is your first hit on Wikipedia's Random Page

2. Your album name is taken from the end of the last quote on this random quotes page.

3. Your album cover is made from the fourth picture on Flickr's Interesting Photos.


I did this for my blog last January when it was going around then. The result of that one can be seen HERE. Berit did hers a few days later, and can be seen HERE

Album Cover Meme #2

However, I haven't seen the back cover part of the meme make it to Facebook. Here's how it went when I did it a year ago:

1. Reload Flickr's interesting photos page twice. Use the seventh picture, but desaturate it.

2. Reload the random quotes page. Take the last few words of each quote to make song titles. Use them all.


So here's what I got for the back cover of that exciting new album by THOC2, To Fly in Formation:

Album Back Cover Meme #2

Now YOU try it, if you haven't already . . .

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I haven't been doing much if anything in the way of comment on the election. I provide quotes and links sometimes to various other items of political/social note, but the election . . ? Not my bag for this place. This is a place for sharing words and images related to the Art-Stuff I do, even tangentially in terms of feeding me in some way to make the work. This does include political things, if they have some relation to how I think about the Art-Stuff or can use it in some way. Usually, that means constitutional infringements or other outright criminal/traitorous acts from the Administration.

This quadrennial farce is not artistically interesting in any immediate way to me.

I will be voting, I hope you will, too. I will not vote Democratic or Republican if I can avoid it - I despise the two-party system we've devolved to, and I despise the two parties themselves. If I feel I HAVE to vote for the candidate running as a Democrat (or even, yes, as I have in some areas, usually small county positions, Republican) I will vote for them, where possible, in another column - in the case of Democratic candidates, usually under the "Working Families" party. It's a small thing, but I'd rather not throw my support behind one of the corrupt and corrupting Big Two. If, like . . . well, many people, you feel you have to vote for the Democratic candidate this year, might I suggest the Working Families Party. If you're in New York or Connecticut, that is - the Party is only on the ballot there as yet.

And if you're going to vote this way - for a Main Candidate but on another ticket but the Big One - check your state's rules -- in some states, the votes aren't added together if, say, a candidate is on both the Republican and the Conservative tickets, and even if he gets enough votes under those two parties combined to win a state, it won't matter because only the bigger number will count, and if an opposing candidate gets more votes under one party than that bigger number, they win. In New York State, all votes for a candidate are added together, for all tickets that candidate might be on. Good.

I only have one last comment on the election for now, a photocropping inspired by an identical one created by [livejournal.com profile] capthek I saw (along with the full original photo) on [livejournal.com profile] urbaniak's blog:

McCain?

Well, to get the bad taste out of my mouth, two more new favorites that have shown up on the LP Cover Lover site. First, one that . . . well, yet another example of a perfectly good title subverted by time and the change in the most common usage of a word:
The Gay Gordon

And, judging from this cover, the sermon contained inside maybe REALLY stretches a metaphor a bit far:
The World Series

I dunno . . . Jesus' team looks a little light to me. Maybe he should bring in Joseph to the lineup, with Lot batting cleanup.

The Bible verse noted there that apparently inspired this sermon is "Righteousness exalteth a nation: but sin is a reproach to any people." I'm not sure quite how this applies to the National Pastime in any useful spiritual way, but maybe I'm just not enlightened enough . . .

Rolling

Aug. 1st, 2008 07:15 am
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One of those early mornings where nothing seems right with the world or the work.

I hate these mornings.

Just have to get up and go about things anyway as if you were happy while feeling you're expending a lot of effort on stuff that isn't what you or anyone else wants. Woke up suddenly with the feeling of "something's wrong and I have to take care of it now." then realized it was hours before I could do anything, but couldn't get back to sleep.

I'll be better when I'm working. That's when I see how it all works. It's the in-between times that get intolerable.

I only feel sane when rehearsing or performing. The rest of the time I'm a mess. I mentioned that to the cast of Everything Must Go the other day and it was commented that this was obviously why I overcommit myself to too many projects at once - I'm just trying to fill as much time with the work that makes me feel good.

So, speaking of the work that makes everything good . . . (and ain't this a fine fine superfine way to open a post on the morning after my big BIG season of three shows has just opened at The Brick last night?)

Yup, Harry in Love opened last night. Spell opens tonight (for a "preview performance" as it is now being called).

Harry was mostly good, and where it wasn't, the house wouldn't know so much. We did it, it was rockier as it went along for reasons best left unsaid here, and we saw it could play. We had but three people in the house, however, so laughs were near nonexistent (the show needs lots of laughers to build through).

Berit and I also still think leaving the air conditioner on in the space kills humor (and Berit says it definitely does from sitting in the house during rehearsals where we've been leaving it on to practice) but we're alone in the company in that regard, so it's on and acting like a piece of wet felt placed over the show. I think you need to hear your voice slap back from the walls and ceiling to time things properly - I also think some of my current vocal problems - I've lost a lot of my voice - come from not being able to judge exactly how loud I have to scream during the screaming sections of the show, and just going full out without restraint (at the same time, I like the huskiness that has developed for Harry's voice). I've gone along with it because I am on the line about whether the audience being potentially overheated is just as bad as the sound of the AC (comedy usually plays better at around 50 degrees Fahrenheit - people are cold, but the sharpness encourages laughing, supposedly).

Six-of-one, half-a-dozen of the other, I guess.

So, it played, and okay, but not nearly as well as we could do. I wasn't at my best, but I was better than I feared I might be - I had been determined to get rest before opening no matter what, and . . . I got some, but not as much as I wanted. My lines got shakier as the show went on (why, I don't know, I've studied them all the same - actually even more for the late scenes) and I lost a few that I KNOW early in the show just from opening night nerves. And I wasn't alone, accounting for the severe ricketiness in the last scene.

But I pulled off the demanding role just fine. The other actors were often in what I think of as "opening night" mode, which I've never found a way around - everything just a little TOO intense and oversold a bit. First audiences will do that. At least, when you have an opening night like this - okay, but not in the highest percentile - you don't run the risk of what ALWAYS happens (in my shows at least) when you have a GREAT opening performance - and which I've also never found a way around - the Sophomore Slump where everyone is so overconfident with one good one under their belt they are all full of unfocused, random energy spitting everywhere that the second show becomes an energetic mess. Never found a cure for that yet. Maybe some day.

Got some photos from last night, requested for press purposes. Here, Harry steams while Wasselman gloats:
HARRY IN LOVE - Wasselman gloats, Harry Steams

Which turns bad as Harry winds up with the only liftable chair in the room:
HARRY IN LOVE - Wasselman & Harry

Later, Dr. Meyers gives "medical attention" to Paul, while Harry threatens to open Hilda's eyes by force:
HARRY IN LOVE - medical attention

And eventually, Harry carries Hilda around for some time, not believing that she wants him to kiss her:
HARRY IN LOVE - Hilda & Harry

So Berit and I spent the other night building the Harry set, which was a surprising jump for us in set terms the way Ambersons was in terms of costumes (though far less expensive).

It still wasn't fully done for last night - the trim wasn't painted, and we couldn't get the - rather bad - paintings that we acquired up in time, but that will be there on Saturday. Here are some stages of our all-night construction binge (with Berit slightly visible here and there, painting):

HARRY - set building 1

HARRY - set building 2

HARRY - set building 3

HARRY - set building 4

HARRY - set near final

No, not exactly big budget - a bit high-schoolly perhaps - but needed for the show, not something we generally do, and certainly not something seen too often in The Brick (or most Indie Theatre). There's something great about standing backstage behind actual flats that gives a certain kind of theatrical rush. Really nice.

And tonight, Spell, which is stressful in that, hey, it's an original two-act play. By me. My first, really (the others have been mostly collage, which is it's own art form, so this feels different). It's less stressful in that, thankfully, I'm not acting in it. So I can deal with other things right now.

So, B& I are about to go through our day and plan out what we need to do for the show tonight.

At a time like this, I need to hear some happy music, something like this . . .

Xmas a Go Go

But since I don't have the dulcet tones of Xmas-a-Go-Go, I'll deal with what's coming from the iPod this morning . . .

1. "WAOG Promo" - radio spot - Rock'n'Roll - The Untold Story Vol. 6: The Jivin' Novelty Party Record
2. "Traits and Traitors" - Sky Larkin
3. "Colour of Dream" - Knights of the Road - Diggin' For Gold - Vol. 9 A Collection of Demented 60's R&B/Punk & Mesmerizing 60's Pop
4. "Mr. Woman" - Electric Six - Switzerland
5. "Snake in the Grass" - Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich - All The Hits
6. "Dumbness" - Art Objects - Bagpipe Music
7. "Sunny" - Dusty Springfield - Dusty volume 2
8. "To Be Happy Is The Real Thing" - Intruders - Save The Children
9. "Old Man" - Bari & The Breakaways - Oceanic Odyssey Volume 09
10. "Here Come the Martian Martians" - Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers - The Best of Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers

Now B & I have to run off and finish things for Spell tonight. There's not really a comparative lot of them, but they involve going all over the place and more work than such simple things should take. I'm worried about having to buy boots for castmembers - I'm not exactly "Mr. Clothes." of course (B & I, as we often mention, do EVERYTHING in theatre except costumes, makeup, and hair - we're at a loss on those almost completely). I also have to do the program and fix some sound/projection issues. And take down and put away the Harry set from last night.

At a time like this, I need the affection of my cats. Will Moni help . . ?

Moni Eats

Hmmn, apparently not. Well, I can always count on my big boy Hooker for some affection when I need it . . .

Hooker Wants Attention

That's better. And so am I. Took me three hours to write this in the background while I worked on other things and I'm feel a lot better now. Okay, back to work. That's what makes all of this worth it . . .

Batman Teaches Robin the Facts of Life

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